Funny Legit Quotes

You can call me Pastor-and before Mr. Sox Fan gets his panties in a wad, I want everyone to know I'm legit. I went online, took a minister's course in under an hour, and I'm ordained, baby. ~ J.R. Ward

You're talkin' legit here. ~ Angelo Dundee

I hardly ever belted; I was a soprano and a comedienne and intended on doing mostly soprano legit roles but my first equity show, to my surprise, was Blues in The Night at The Cleveland Playhouse. ~ Erica Schroeder

I think we've always, as a species, been fascinated with stuff that we don't understand. Anytime someone can shed light on that, whether it's legit or just somebody's fantasy of what that stuff is, I think people take notice. ~ James Roday

I've auditioned for musicals a lot, but I think my voice didn't really match what they were looking for. I went to school for musical theater for a year and dropped out. Legit musicals are not quite my forte. ~ Cristin Milioti

Thnks fr th mmrs- Gabe ~ Lois Lowry

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

Others may question your credentials, your papers, your degrees. Others may look for all kinds of ways to diminish your worth. But what is inside you no one can take from you or tarnish. This is your worth, who you really are, your degree that can go with you wherever you go, that you bring with you the moment you come into a room, that can't be manipulated or shaken. Without that sense of self, no amount of paper, no pedigree, and no credentials can make you legit. No matter what, you have to feel legit inside first. ~ Chris Gardner

Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit. ~ Jenny B. Jones

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

I think of myself as a comforter. That's what i want on my gravestone. ~ Charlie Price

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

You legit left town as Peter Parker and came back as Spiderman." "Those ~ Brittainy C. Cherry

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit. ~ Ben Maddow

Did you know that a lot of Emily Dickinson's poems can be sung to the theme from Gilligan's Island? Not kidding, this is totally legit. ~ Chris Bohjalian

I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. ~ Charlie Day

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. ~ Carroll Bryant

It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. ~ Jill Soloway

You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. ~ Al Franken

I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha ~ Angela Nicoara

I'm tryin to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
It's hard to be legit and still pay tha rent ~ Tupac Shakur

I read about them online after Googling: What the fuck is wrong with me? The website was a dot-org so I know it is legit. ~ Tarryn Fisher

Life before toilet paper was not worth living. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

Makes me want to go to leave the United States and go to a more sensible place, like Texas. ~ Greg Gutfeld

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way. ~ Shashankbisht

(after Quigley deduces Duane is undead, and says he must not be a legitimate human.)
Duane: "Legitimate?!" Plat, shall I legitimately drop you from another cliff?! ~ Ashley Cope

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. ~ Jonathan Safran Foer

He'd try to keep it light. "Kate, if you're going to call my border collie your baby every time you see her, maybe we should marry and make the poor dog legit. ~ Jodi Thomas

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. ~ Regina Griffin

Honestly, the best skater that I've seen who raps is Tyler, The Creator. He really can skate ... He's legit. ~ Tony Hawk

We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous. ~ Nobita Nobi

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. ~ Chris Messina

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! ~ Regina Griffin

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. ~ Christopher Walken

Used to be, we were afraid of being eaten by tigers. That was a legit fear. You get eaten by a tiger just one time, and things change dramatically for you. ~ Johnny B. Truant

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. ~ Natalie Wood

Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything. ~ Steve Martin

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. ~ Maya Rudolph

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ~ Chris Rock

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. ~ Tracey Ullman

When you don't have a laugh track, you can make the clothes funny. We can make a sign funny. We can make the way somebody walks funny. The makeup can be funny. ~ Mitchell Hurwitz

Seriously, if the bastards cheat on you, then they don't deserve you anyway. If that's a legit fear, then you probably shouldn't be with them to begin with. ~ Kody Keplinger

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. ~ Matt LeBlanc

Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game. ~ Doug TenNapel

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. ~ Paula Pell

But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie. ~ Thomas Haden Church

You know ... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time ... husband!!! ~ Bill Maher

I feel like ... I don't have a wife, I don't have a kids, but ... I see rappers and I'm like, I know that's fake. I know how much you make, this is all bullshit. But people are buying into it, and you shouldn't have that power. I'm legit trying to make honest moves so that all of us can grow. I want to make a show where my sister can work on and become a producer because she can't get in, no one's leting her. I want to make things where people can actually grow. A place where people can actually be honest. ~ Donald Glover

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. ~ Tommy Chong

There are no funny lawyers - only funny people who made a career mistake. ~ Robert J. White

Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood. ~ Paul O'Grady

I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny. ~ Mark Russell

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny. ~ Alan King

I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them. ~ Trevor Noah

I come from a long line of miserable people. ~ Arlene Schindler

Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny. ~ Ken Dodd

I've been around so long, I can remember when it was a rhetorical question to ask, "Is the pope Catholic?" Now it's a legit question. ~ Rush Limbaugh

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. ~ Helen Rowland

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. ~ Jay Leno

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ~ Julie Brown

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time. ~ Cloris Leachman

You think you're funny." "Oh, I know I'm funny. Unappreciated, but funny. ~ Jim Butcher

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. ~ Ryan Stiles

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. ~ Tom Sizemore

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny. ~ Jason Alexander

I snorted. Brace and Lucy loved to make fun of me for my minor freak out when I'd been bitten by a zombie. I think I had a legit reaction to what could have been a tragic situation. ~ Jaymin Eve

You're funny.
Funny peculiar or funny ha-ha?
A bit of both, I think. ~ E.L. James

The chemical taste of the drugs is still in my mouth, but not as strong as when I last noticed it. Cordero's perfume hasn't let up, though. It is legit breaking me down. Nose hair by nose hair. ~ Veronica Rossi

My parents were funny. My brothers were funny. We just laughed and had a good time. Growing up, it breeds that. It breeds your funny. It breeds your creativity. ~ Kym Whitley

There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh. ~ Jeff Garlin

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld

I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. ~ Morgan Freeman

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose. ~ James Patterson

Although there are many trial marriages ... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~ Gail Sheehy

I am funny. No one else thinks I am funny. But I am funny. ~ Lorraine Bracco

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. ~ Billy Wilder

I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too. ~ Wanda Sykes

The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg. ~ Stan Freberg

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents would not have trusted investing in a straight-up comedy career. ~ Ilana Glazer

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works. ~ Sherman Alexie

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. ~ David Walton

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. ~ Frank Carson

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. ~ David Cross

The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. ~ Greg Giraldo

You know what they say about big hitters ... the woods are full of them. ~ Jimmy Demaret

This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you're a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen - ~ Cristin Harber

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. ~ W.C. Fields

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. ~ Steven Wright

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me. ~ Auliq Ice

I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them. ~ Whoopi Goldberg

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. ~ Steve Martin

There is definitely a pressure for funny people to be funny. People want them to perform all the time. ~ Marsha Thomason

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny. ~ Mila Kunis

Funny is funny is funny. ~ Bob Newhart

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. ~ Steve Zahn

I find my fans are really funny people. Most comedians can't say that about their fans. ~ Mike Birbiglia

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. ~ Michael Keaton

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences. ~ Joan Rivers