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I was really more interested in dramatic work, but I thought, 'Well, I guess I could do comedy.' ~ Donny Most
Comedy quotes by Donny Most
And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"
-Kaname Kuran
"I DONT WANT IT!"
-Zero Kiryu
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-Juri Elizabeth Marin ~ Matsuri Hino
Comedy quotes by Matsuri Hino
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up. ~ Kristen Schaal
Comedy quotes by Kristen Schaal
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. ~ Jeff Foxworthy
Comedy quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
I'm not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that's what makes my comedy different. ~ Bernie Mac
Comedy quotes by Bernie Mac
And this was why falling for the butterflies was never a good idea. I didn't feel all bubbly and excited now. I felt cold and broken and empty.
- Rachel ~ Lindsey Kelk
Comedy quotes by Lindsey Kelk
Sorry - Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someone's getting hurt. ~ Louis C.K.
Comedy quotes by Louis C.K.
Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had. He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks. ~ Al Franken
Comedy quotes by Al Franken
Being on a comedy tour is like traveling with family, everyone is all having a great time ... then all of a sudden it turns sour. One thing gets said out of turn, and everyone is on everyone's last nerve. After an hour of silence, we all start laughing about it. ~ Steve Harvey
Comedy quotes by Steve Harvey
It's harder and harder to make a well-done romantic comedy these days because the conventions have been so played out. ~ Dana Fox
Comedy quotes by Dana Fox
I love doing comedy and I love watching comedy ... I'm more inclined to go watch a Seth Rogen film than a serious Oscar drama. ~ Phoebe Tonkin
Comedy quotes by Phoebe Tonkin
I've always been more of a nerdy, academic type. I loved 'Star Wars' growing up. I have three older brothers, so they were a big influence on me. We loved 'Danger Mouse,' and we love 'Monty Python'. We loved any kind of British comedy and 'Wallace and Gromit' and all of that stuff. ~ Mara Wilson
Comedy quotes by Mara Wilson
Sexcastle is a perfect mix of homage and comedy, action and irony, loving tribute and hilarious send-up of the great, good, and ungodly-bad action movies of the '80s. I don't remember the last time a debut book hit me this hard. Literally, this book punched me in the face. It's THAT mean. ~ Matt Fraction
Comedy quotes by Matt Fraction
Perhaps I've been perceived more as a romantic comedy actor, but overall, I enjoy acting in any shape or form. ~ Jaime Camil
Comedy quotes by Jaime Camil
Trying to look cool and lovely in comedy is a recipe for disaster. You have to let go. ~ Lucy Punch
Comedy quotes by Lucy Punch
Drama is a complete meal, vitamins, proteins, carbohydrates. It's a slow burn thing. It's got an arc. Comedy is more like coke. ~ Eddie Izzard
Comedy quotes by Eddie Izzard
What I wanted to do was the comedy, and I found that. I found my bliss, I think. ~ Riaad Moosa
Comedy quotes by Riaad Moosa
There was a time when doing "Zoolander 2" that I was literally flying between the "Zoolander" shoot and "The Leftovers" in Texas and at that point, I was getting comedy whiplash. It was a relief, though, to get to Rome and be like, "Oh my God, I get to laugh on set." ~ Justin Theroux
Comedy quotes by Justin Theroux
There is a strength of conviction that can only come from being 100% wrong. ~ Stephen Schneider
Comedy quotes by Stephen Schneider
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. ~ Bob Hope
Comedy quotes by Bob Hope
I'm not the comedy police, but you watch a movie, and everyone's laughing, and then you shake it out, and you realize, 'There's no joke there!' ~ Maria Semple
Comedy quotes by Maria Semple
I always wanted to eat with a Negro," Grandma said.
Yeah, well I always wanted to eat with a boney-assed old white woman," Lula said. "So I guess this works out good. ~ Janet Evanovich
Comedy quotes by Janet Evanovich
Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world. ~ M.J. McGuire
Comedy quotes by M.J. McGuire
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy. ~ Finley Peter Dunne
Comedy quotes by Finley Peter Dunne
Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate. ~ Bill Bailey
Comedy quotes by Bill Bailey
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. ~ Yahoo Serious
Comedy quotes by Yahoo Serious
I enjoy both comedy and drama, and have had memorable experiences in both film and T.V. ~ Jud Tylor
Comedy quotes by Jud Tylor
And what is all this life but a kind of comedy, wherein men walk up and down in one another's disguises and act their respective parts, till the property-man brings them back to the attiring house. And yet he often orders a different dress, and makes him that came but just now off in the robes of a king put on the rags of a beggar. Thus are all things represented by counterfeit, and yet without this there was no living. ~ Desiderius Erasmus
Comedy quotes by Desiderius Erasmus
What Jews do you know who don't make comedy of their lives? It's part of the religion. I'll bet you think all that Hebrew at bar mitzvahs is prayers, don't you? Fooled you, didn't we? It's stand-up. ~ Jennifer Coburn
Comedy quotes by Jennifer Coburn
I'm always drawn towards the darker stuff, because I think it's just a lot more interesting. But it's also good fun doing the comedy, and I think that's why 'Misfits' has been great in that way, as you get a really good balance. I think it's best to try and do everything as an actor, really. ~ Iwan Rheon
Comedy quotes by Iwan Rheon
I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic. ~ Topher Grace
Comedy quotes by Topher Grace
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel. ~ James Thurber
Comedy quotes by James Thurber
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don't have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable. You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you're doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth. ~ Tina Fey
Comedy quotes by Tina Fey
I would love to do a small indie comedy, like a Wes Anderson movie or, like, an ensemble comedy like 'The Royal Tenenbaums' or 'Little Miss Sunshine.' I like comedies like that, that have a lot of heart and are about family dynamics. ~ Jerry Trainor
Comedy quotes by Jerry Trainor
Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King Tingaling XX, by Master. Portrait apparently, as it's yet t'be unveiled, depicts King Tingaling XX in rather compromisin' position with a pineapple, a wad of cash and his favourite pig, Buttercup. ~ Elias Zapple
Comedy quotes by Elias Zapple
I wasn't exactly uncomfortable when I did my first comedy. I was just very aware of the risks; if you do a comedy that sucks, and you suck in it, then you won't get a chance to do it again. ~ Donnie Wahlberg
Comedy quotes by Donnie Wahlberg
I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it. ~ Chris Hardwick
Comedy quotes by Chris Hardwick
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps. ~ Noel Fielding
Comedy quotes by Noel Fielding
Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it. ~ Louis C.K.
Comedy quotes by Louis C.K.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. ~ Benny Hill
Comedy quotes by Benny Hill
My comedy comes from pain. I can't stand to see someone hurting. ~ Bernie Mac
Comedy quotes by Bernie Mac
Frank Fay turned into the most consistent stand-up comic of the late 1920s and essentially changed the art form. Crowds and critics eventually came to accept a man standing alone, cracking wise. No longer did Fay bill himself as a 'Nut Monologist. ~ Kliph Nesteroff
Comedy quotes by Kliph Nesteroff
I learned so many things from Louis C.K., but the most impactful thing was witnessing his work ethic. He works harder than anyone I've ever been around in comedy. And he takes risks and doesn't dwell on what might be perceived as failures. ~ Ted Alexandro
Comedy quotes by Ted Alexandro
I fart in your general direction. ~ Graham Chapman
Comedy quotes by Graham Chapman
Under the gold standard, a free banking system stands as the protector of an economy's stability and balanced growth ... The abandonment of the gold standard made it possible for the welfare statists to use the banking system as a means to an unlimited expansion of credit ... In the absence of the gold standard, there is no way to protect savings from confiscation through inflation ~ Alan Greenspan
Comedy quotes by Alan Greenspan
What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh. ~ Nathan Fillion
Comedy quotes by Nathan Fillion
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. ~ Henny Youngman
Comedy quotes by Henny Youngman
My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people's lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift. ~ Sherri Shepherd
Comedy quotes by Sherri Shepherd
Comedy keeps the heart sweet; but we all know that there is wholesome refreshment for both mind and heart in an occasional climb among the pomps of the intellectual snow-summits built by Shakespeare and those others. ~ Mark Twain
Comedy quotes by Mark Twain
Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. ~ Dave Turner
Comedy quotes by Dave Turner
Even actresses that you really admire, like Reese Witherspoon, you think, 'Another romantic comedy?' You see her in something like 'Walk the Line' and think, 'God, you're so great!' And then you think, 'Why is she doing these stupid romantic comedies?' But of course, it's for money and status. ~ Gwyneth Paltrow
Comedy quotes by Gwyneth Paltrow
If we turn from contemplating the world as a whole, and, in particular, the generations of men as they live their little hour of mock-existence and then are swept away in rapid succession; if we turn from this, and look at life in its small details, as presented, say, in a comedy, how ridiculous it all seems! ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
Comedy quotes by Arthur Schopenhauer
This girl was so hot, that even if one of your friends slept with her, you would have ended up gloating about it yourself for him. ~ Jimmy Tudeski
Comedy quotes by Jimmy Tudeski
I love Buster Keaton and I love physical comedy when it's done in an emotionally understated way. I just like to play it, and I need the attention. ~ Demetri Martin
Comedy quotes by Demetri Martin
I went to art school for fine art and then I started doing performance art, and then I started making fun of performance art, and it turned into comedy. ~ Mary Lynn Rajskub
Comedy quotes by Mary Lynn Rajskub
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park ... and is obviously more expensive than mine. ~ Patrick Bateman
Comedy quotes by Patrick Bateman
I'm a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out. ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt
Comedy quotes by Jennifer Love Hewitt
I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. ~ Ciaran Hinds
Comedy quotes by Ciaran Hinds
I think that comedy is a good defense for a child. Because you know childhood is a nightmare as it is. And so why not use comedy and being funny as a defense to get through your life as opposed to drugs, alcohol and good looks? Because those things are dangerous when your young. ~ Joy Behar
Comedy quotes by Joy Behar
I love smart comedy. ~ Jason Alexander
Comedy quotes by Jason Alexander
In the mid-1970s, there was this huge boom of stand-up comedy throughout North America. I went to see a show at a club called Yuk-Yuks, in Toronto, and I was just fascinated. I ended up coming back for amateur hour on a Monday at midnight and got up there without any thought as to what might come of it. ~ Howie Mandel
Comedy quotes by Howie Mandel
I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up. ~ Ann Brashares
Comedy quotes by Ann Brashares
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. ~ Bo Burnham
Comedy quotes by Bo Burnham
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.' ~ Emo Philips
Comedy quotes by Emo Philips
Like Puck I like it best when things turn out preposterously. ~ Marty Rubin
Comedy quotes by Marty Rubin
When I first came to America, I went into William Morris Endeavor for a meeting and I was like, "Yeah, I'm from Australia and I do comedy." I think that one of the reasons they signed me is because I wasn't like any other girl. Maybe girls don't get encouraged. The ones who get encouraged to move to Hollywood are the prettiest ones in their hometown of Iowa, or something. Whereas for me, where I come from in the western suburbs of Sydney, no one ever thought professional actors would come from there. Even my own family was like, "No one would want you on a show." ~ Rebel Wilson
Comedy quotes by Rebel Wilson
I have a side of me that doesn't care. I really enjoy physical comedy, thinking of an idea and pitching it to the director. ~ Isla Fisher
Comedy quotes by Isla Fisher
There is a core value I wanted to illuminate: No matter what kind of family you have - straight, gay, married, single parent, separated, no kids, two kids, 20 kids, whatever - we all go through the human comedy. But if the bonds are strong enough, and the desire is there, you can get to the other side, still together and still a family. ~ Lisa Cholodenko
Comedy quotes by Lisa Cholodenko
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids. ~ Godfrey
Comedy quotes by Godfrey
There are things I've given up on
Like recording funny answering machine messages.
It's part of growing older
And the human race as a group has matured along the same lines.
It seems our comedy dates the quickest.
If you laugh out loud at Shakespeare's jokes
I hope you won't be insulted
if I say you're trying too hard.
Even sketches from the original Saturday Night Live
seem slow-witted and obvious now. ~ David Berman
Comedy quotes by David Berman
I've been producing for 13 years. I've made a string of joyful movies with positive messages about comedy, love and romance. ~ Drew Barrymore
Comedy quotes by Drew Barrymore
All you have in comedy, in general, is just going with your instincts. You can only hope that other people think that what you think is funny is funny. I don't have an answer but I just try to plough straight ahead. ~ Will Ferrell
Comedy quotes by Will Ferrell
A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road. ~ Brian Regan
Comedy quotes by Brian Regan
In Australia, I'm built up as this comedy hero, which was never my intention. ~ Chris Lilley
Comedy quotes by Chris Lilley
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. ~ Henny Youngman
Comedy quotes by Henny Youngman
So are all the kids on the East Coast repeating school next year? Get ready to see a lot of hairy eighth graders. Storm brain drain. ~ Olivia Wilde
Comedy quotes by Olivia Wilde
A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss ~ Simon Haynes
Comedy quotes by Simon Haynes
I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. ~ Steve Martin
Comedy quotes by Steve Martin
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. ~ Jenny Eclair
Comedy quotes by Jenny Eclair
I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward. ~ Norman Wisdom
Comedy quotes by Norman Wisdom
Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot. ~ Stephanie Perkins
Comedy quotes by Stephanie Perkins
Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is. ~ Paul Feig
Comedy quotes by Paul Feig
Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine. ~ Johnny Vegas
Comedy quotes by Johnny Vegas
I always stay in the urban comedy genre because it just never gets old. It's one of those things that people watch, again and again. This is that kind of movie. It gives you longevity. ~ Terry Crews
Comedy quotes by Terry Crews
I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares? Everything is interesting. ~ Monica Bellucci
Comedy quotes by Monica Bellucci
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules. ~ Robin Ince
Comedy quotes by Robin Ince
Trouble is, some accents lend themselves to comedy. ~ Martin Freeman
Comedy quotes by Martin Freeman
When you're doing comedy, it is so subjective. What is funny to you is not funny to another person. What is dirty to you is not dirty to the other person. Comedy is one of those things you throw against the wall and see what sticks. ~ Larry The Cable Guy
Comedy quotes by Larry The Cable Guy
I think the best comedy comes from stuff that's based in reality. ~ Pauly Shore
Comedy quotes by Pauly Shore
Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way? ~ Vonnie Davis
Comedy quotes by Vonnie Davis
I didn't know that I could do a talk show. I didn't know that we could bring variety to daytime. I didn't know that people wanted to see singing, and dancing and comedy in the morning. ~ Wayne Brady
Comedy quotes by Wayne Brady
I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating each other and towards the end they're good friends. I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and they're crazy. ~ Sean William Scott
Comedy quotes by Sean William Scott
I wish I could have a recurring role on 'Modern Family'. I think 'Modern Family' is the best comedy on television. It's extremely well written, extremely well acted and directed. ~ Patti LuPone
Comedy quotes by Patti LuPone
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan. ~ J.K. Simmons
Comedy quotes by J.K. Simmons
This doesn't feel right Agres..." Tria whispered "Nonsense!" Agres replied. ~ Charon Lloyd-Roberts
Comedy quotes by Charon Lloyd-Roberts
I moved out to L.A. to be a filmmaker or director. I didn't even think about doing comedy or even acting. I wanted to be like Paul Thomas Anderson or Wes Anderson, but I wasn't going to a lot of comedy. ~ Bill Hader
Comedy quotes by Bill Hader
Drama and comedy, to me, are all about being surprising, coherent, and true, all at once. ~ Tim Blake Nelson
Comedy quotes by Tim Blake Nelson
I want my audience to be my friends - that is when they will get the best comedy. If they see me as a performer, they won't get the best show. ~ Trevor Noah
Comedy quotes by Trevor Noah
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody! ~ Ben Stiller
Comedy quotes by Ben Stiller
I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy. ~ Jo Brand
Comedy quotes by Jo Brand
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