Carroll Bryant Quotes

I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.

I don't think it's proper for a girl to have three boyfriends." Jennifer now begins to sound her age, and more like a grandmother.
Sally attempts to clear up any confusion. "They're not my boyfriends, they're just boys who are my friends."
"How could I have ever misunderstood that?

The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It's a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. "Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?"
"Just the usual." She answers. "Shattered dreams.

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.

In my dreams you will always stay, every breathing moment from now. For you I would fly, at least I would try. For you I'll take the last flight out.

When it comes to being famous, you're usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

Lily looks back down at the necklace in her hand that Kavita had given her. "It must have cost a fortune."
"It did." He confirms. "Though not nearly as much as you're worth."
Lily looks up at him. "Don't say that. You hurt me everytime you speak.

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

We are all doomed, Yankee detective. One day I will come into work and see myself lying on this slab.

If you could sum up your life in one sentence, then you didn't live much of a life.

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

You are the only one who can.

I strive for perfection - I settle for satisfaction

Mine, is a wicked world of pure fascinastion.

It's not how many times you fall. And it's not how many times you get back up. It's about how much money you have to pay people to admit that the whole incident didn't even occur to begin with.

Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you're not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.

I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.

The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray of lillies in his hand, to announce that she is to be the mother of the Turks.

If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn't even matter.

If I had wanted children of my own, I would have gotten married. If I had wanted to get married, I would have fallen in love. If I had wanted to fall in love, I would have met the right girl. If I had wanted to meet the right girl, I would have drank a whole lot less.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

I'm not a type-O ... Don't delete me.

Look how healthy you are, and your skin, it's like a Barbie doll."
"Why, thank you, Jenny." Christine graciously accepted the compliment, only to get side swiped when Jennifer moved to the door. "Tell me, will you melt if it gets too hot outside?

I don't know who he was," Kavita flat-out states, "but whoever he was he sure did a number on you, didn't he?"
Mary leans forward to ensure he would see her deviant stare. "Did it ever occur to you that maybe I did a number on him?"
Kavita leans in closer as well, and with that same deviant expression, "Yes. I have.

It's not adviseable to always go around doubting others all the time. However, it is logical.

Often times, "shame" is the word that best describes reality.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it's to serve as a bad example

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday."
"Ian," Wesley noted, "that covers the whole week."
Ian nods his head. "Pretty much.

Every town has its secrets." He began. "San Felipe is no different. Skeletons are hidden in closets for a reason my friend. And trust me when I tell you, San Felipe has many skeletons. The moral of the story is; don't go snooping into strange closets. You will only find sins and betrayal. Why do you think we drink tequila so much?

Like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourselves upto it and there's no stopping your heart.

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

Where am I going to grow a garden in a penthouse?"
"Next time I visit I'll fix you up a spot in one of the corners. You won't even know it's there until its time to harvest."
"Wonderful." But then it occurred to her. "Jenny, next time you visit?"
"What? What is it?" Jennifer asked.
Christine half stuttered. "You have never been to my penthouse."
"Really?" Jennifer thought back when something came to mind. "Well, what was that great big building we went to the last time we visited? You know, we went all the way to the top."
"That was the Empire State building."
"No fooling? Huh, what do you know? Well you should move in there, it was beautiful as I recall."
"You can't move into the Empire State building."
"Oh, that's right," Jennifer soon realized, "those mean terrorists tore it down. My, that was just awful.

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.