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Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.
Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.
I feel like I'm a drag queen.
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.
I'm always learning when I'm surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I'm learning. I'm not like, "Oh good. I'm done! I don't have to learn anymore."
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.
I like comedy as a group sport.
When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."
I have an equal opportunity womb!
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.
If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
And in improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as 'Yes And'. The term yes and: to say yes, and not just yes, but to add information. In the adding of information you don't negate the other persons idea - but you build on it.
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.
No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.
I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.