Maya Rudolph Quotes

Most memorable quotes from Maya Rudolph.

Maya Rudolph Famous Quotes

Reading Maya Rudolph quotes, download and share images of famous quotes by Maya Rudolph. Righ click to see or save pictures of Maya Rudolph quotes that you can use as your wallpaper for free.

Before I had children, everything about my life was devoted to Saturday Night Live.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: Before I had children, everything
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I've never set out to
I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I like being a funny
Lord knows I had what you could call many fashion Don'ts in my day.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: Lord knows I had what
I feel like I'm a drag queen.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I feel like I'm a
The thing you can do better than anyone else is love your children, because they're your children.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: The thing you can do
I'm always learning when I'm surrounded by great people. In every experience, I feel like I'm learning. I'm not like, "Oh good. I'm done! I don't have to learn anymore."
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I'm always learning when I'm
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I thought she was the
I would love it if you would come in and teach me how to really do you.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I would love it if
I like comedy as a group sport.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I like comedy as a
When I first moved to New York, someone who thought they knew more than I did said: "You have to always look like you know where you're going when you get out of the subway."
Maya Rudolph Quotes: When I first moved to
I have an equal opportunity womb!
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I have an equal opportunity
I've been writing joke songs since I was a kid and it served me well at S.N.L. I can write those in my sleep. In fact, I have.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I've been writing joke songs
Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: Because you want to keep
If my time with my kids is shorter than it was yesterday, it's better than nothing.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: If my time with my
I get anxious. That lovely Jewish guilt that comes with ancestry.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I get anxious. That lovely
And in improvisation there is one hard and fast rule, and that rule is known as 'Yes And'. The term yes and: to say yes, and not just yes, but to add information. In the adding of information you don't negate the other persons idea - but you build on it.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: And in improvisation there is
I think that people who don't like kids are awful people.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I think that people who
I don't know if comedy is a male sport. I always wondered that.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I don't know if comedy
No, no, no. Your accent is so beautiful.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: No, no, no. Your accent
I've met people who are baffled by children, as though they were never children themselves.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I've met people who are
To grow up with the loss of your mother is a scar that never goes away.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: To grow up with the
You don't want to be the first person to tell your 5-year-old, like, 'You're going to have a life filled with disappointments and letdowns - enjoy!'
Maya Rudolph Quotes: You don't want to be
Honestly, because it's my third, I feel like I've been pregnant for like six years, seriously.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: Honestly, because it's my third,
I still have a fantasy of being a musician when I grow up.
Maya Rudolph Quotes: I still have a fantasy
Maya Rodale Quotes «
» Maya Schenwar Quotes