Ilana Glazer Quotes

It's exciting to get to write characters that love each other and fight for each other.

When we were on tour, a lot of people just dropped joints on the merch table for us. That was great. Every time, I was like, "Thank you so much."

You got to miss class to do it. Like, many periods of school. And then they took us to an elementary or middle school, and we told kids that they could be cool when they grew up even if they didn't do drugs.

I'm not going to watch two TV shows with vaginas in them unless somebody tells me why they're different!

In a bigger picture, all over the world is a boys' club.

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

In every character that you play ... I mean, I don't think I'll ever be the type of actor or performer per se who transforms, you know? Like Claire Danes transforms into Temple Grandin - I'm not gonna do that.

What's fun is that the characters in 'Broad City' are rushing and hustling, and our process reflects that.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

The thing about the performance part ... starting with improv and standup, you're starting with yourself as the character, and I don't feel as much like, 'Oh, I'm a vessel for -' I feel like someone who calls themselves an actor is a vessel.

When somebody asks what I do, I guess I say 'writer' first.

You can survive in New York without much, if you're careful. You have to make your own food at home, and don't buy a lot of clothes.

I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

If people believe in your material, they will do whatever it takes to get it done. Even if they don't, but you make it as awesome an experience as possible, they will help you reach your goals.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

I don't want to watch people fighting.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.

You can get real wacky on edibles.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

I don't enjoy cooking when I'm high. And I don't want to be eating garbage because then I'll feel gross.

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to.

I decided I would go to NYU so I could get into the comedy world and have legit housing, and my parents would not have trusted investing in a straight-up comedy career.

I think it'd be pretty cool to fly. Actually, I'd like to be Language Gal. My super power is that I can speak every language.