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But dreams are funny things. Sometimes even the most impractical and irresponsible dreams just won't be ignored. And sometimes when you don't follow your dreams, your dreams come looking for you. ~ Lizzie K. Foley
Funny Things quotes by Lizzie K. Foley
Do not cry for me, Azrael. Do not waste your tears. You made your decision. And this is mine. Sacrifice seems to be my destiny. A funny thing for a selfish man, isn't it? They always called me weak back then ... ~ Melissa De La Cruz
Funny Things quotes by Melissa De La Cruz
Funny things, words. Big words, small words; words that are bigger on the inside and packed tight with feeling. They can make us fall in love, and they can break our hearts and we're powerless against them. ~ Maggie Harcourt
Funny Things quotes by Maggie Harcourt
Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren't going to get, got them! ~ Zig Ziglar
Funny Things quotes by Zig Ziglar
Sisterhood is a funny thing. It's easy to recognize, but hard to define. ~ Pearl Cleage
Funny Things quotes by Pearl Cleage
I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~ George Carlin
Funny Things quotes by George Carlin
Comedy is a funny thing, and it's really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. You would never go to a club just to see "Live music," you would go to a jazz club to see jazz, a blues club to see blues, etc. But when you go to see "standup comedy," if you don't know the performers material, you really don't have any idea what you're gonna get. ~ Joe Rogan
Funny Things quotes by Joe Rogan
The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart
Funny Things quotes by Bob Newhart
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. ~ Simon Le Bon
Funny Things quotes by Simon Le Bon
My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. ~ Michel Gondry
Funny Things quotes by Michel Gondry
That's where depression hits you most - your home life. It doesn't affect your work. I can't do this zany, wacky, funny thing any more. I haven't been like that for a long time. ~ Lenny Henry
Funny Things quotes by Lenny Henry
It's a funny thing with the inspiration thing. There's always loads of music around that I absolutely love and films going back to when I started making film music in the mid-80's. ~ Steven Price
Funny Things quotes by Steven Price
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. ~ Nell Freudenberger
Funny Things quotes by Nell Freudenberger
It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince ourselves of what we want to do, that sometimes we don't see what we're meant to do. ~ Susan Gregg Gilmore
Funny Things quotes by Susan Gregg Gilmore
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. ~ C.S. Lewis
Funny Things quotes by C.S. Lewis
Love is a funny thing, isn't it? The presence of it can bring you to save a foe, the absence of it can make you hurt your own flesh. ~ Stefanie Schneider
Funny Things quotes by Stefanie Schneider
Dying men think of funny things-and that's what we all are here, aren't we? Dying men. ~ Tad Williams
Funny Things quotes by Tad Williams
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. ~ Pierce Brosnan
Funny Things quotes by Pierce Brosnan
I couldn't know about my culture, my history, without learning the language, so I started learning Arabic - reading, writing. I used to speak Arabic before that, but Tunisian Arabic dialect. Step by step, I discovered calligraphy. I painted before and I just brought the calligraphy into my artwork. That's how everything started. The funny thing is the fact that going back to my roots made me feel French. ~ EL Seed
Funny Things quotes by EL Seed
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. ~ Chris Messina
Funny Things quotes by Chris Messina
When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small. ~ Peg Bracken
Funny Things quotes by Peg Bracken
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. ~ Zora Neale Hurston
Funny Things quotes by Zora Neale Hurston
I went to go see 'Final Destination' which you have to be 17 and over to see and they're like 'Uh, we need to see your I.D.' Here's the really funny thing is that I actually had done my hair and makeup that day. If I don't do my hair and makeup I can understand it but I had actually made an effort to look older. ~ Kay Panabaker
Funny Things quotes by Kay Panabaker
I don't really hashtag things. Unless I'm talking to somebody and I'm being funny and I say something mean but then I'm like, Hashtag ... something that's funny. I like to only hashtag funny things, not real stuff. ~ Bella Thorne
Funny Things quotes by Bella Thorne
It's a funny thing with documentary films - you want them to feel as entertaining and as gripping as a fictional film. With a fictional film you want it to feel as realistic as a documentary film. ~ Jonathan Demme
Funny Things quotes by Jonathan Demme
The funny thing is that some reviews are published in magazines and websites that are seen by millions of people, and other reviews are in very small publications or less popular websites, and you just have to be lucky to have the good reviews land in places where more people see them, and bad reviews land in places where they will be less seen. ~ Jeffrey Lewis
Funny Things quotes by Jeffrey Lewis
Sometimes when Sam's pretending to be in love with me, my stomach does funny things."
"Well, get some milk of magnesia and stop it. ~ Libba Bray
Funny Things quotes by Libba Bray
The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises ... the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It's a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I'd have been killed if I hadn't been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don't last long, because they can't stand the treatment. ~ Buster Keaton
Funny Things quotes by Buster Keaton
The funny thing is you oddly don't really say goodbye to all the characters you've played. There's like a chest of drawers in your head that you can always access. They're always around. I'm not sure if that's healthy. But they're all there. ~ Johnny Depp
Funny Things quotes by Johnny Depp
There's a constant flow of child actors. It's kind of funny to watch the new crew come through. I think, You poor little things. You're going to have to struggle for a long time. ~ Tina Yothers
Funny Things quotes by Tina Yothers
My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren't understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis - all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in. ~ Barry Marshall
Funny Things quotes by Barry Marshall
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. ~ James Mangold
Funny Things quotes by James Mangold
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth. ~ Ralph Steadman
Funny Things quotes by Ralph Steadman
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. ~ Nate Silver
Funny Things quotes by Nate Silver
When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her
she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined. ~ Jenny Downham
Funny Things quotes by Jenny Downham
This is a great wedding. I like weddings." "It is a good one, isn't it?" she agreed. "But it was always going to be--Emma so efficient." "Isn't she," he said. "I like weddings." Lulu said nothing. "Weddings," he said after a moment. "Funny things, but I like them." Lulu stopped dancing and drew back to look up into his eyes. "If you say that one more time," she said levelly, "I won't take you to the Cheddar cheese shop." "Sorry," he said quickly "I like funerals, too, if that's any help? We do marvelous ones in Ireland, we're famous for them. ~ Gabrielle Donnelly
Funny Things quotes by Gabrielle Donnelly
Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep. ~ Richard Peck
Funny Things quotes by Richard Peck
The funny thing about stopping is that as soon as you do it, here you are. ~ Jon Kabat-Zinn
Funny Things quotes by Jon Kabat-Zinn
What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down. ~ Denis Johnson
Funny Things quotes by Denis Johnson
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called figurative artists insist that what they really care about, is the abstract qualities of life. ~ Marlene Dumas
Funny Things quotes by Marlene Dumas
But desperation does funny things to a person. Makes you grasp for any sliver of hope. Makes you throw rational thought and logic out the window. Makes you act in ways you would never have imagined possible. Turns strong men into weak. Honest men into liars. ~ Siobhan Davis
Funny Things quotes by Siobhan Davis
The main thing with people of that sort," said Holmes, as we sat in the sheets of the wherry, "is never to let them think that their information can be of the slightest importance to you. If you do, they will instantly shut up like an oyster. If you listen to them under protest, as it were, you are very likely to get what you want. ~ Arthur Conan Doyle
Funny Things quotes by Arthur Conan Doyle
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish. ~ Robyn Schneider
Funny Things quotes by Robyn Schneider
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! ~ Dr. Seuss
Funny Things quotes by Dr. Seuss
Music is a funny thing when you really come to think about it. ~ Miles Davis
Funny Things quotes by Miles Davis
The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things ... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. ~ Rob Zombie
Funny Things quotes by Rob Zombie
You're going to, Clay? She whispered before he could leave. You're really going to read to me?
Sure.
The smile that lit Jackie's face was the first Clayton had seen from her in more than a year. It did funny things in the region of his chest. He moved toward the door but ran into the doorpost because he was staring behind him watching her. Eddie who was headed that way laughed when she witnessed it.
Are you in a hurry Eddie asked noticing that he looked a little dazed.
She smiled He said his voice bemused. I saw her smile.
Eddie's gaze became very tender. If Jackie could see him now she'd know in an instant how much he still loved her. ~ Lori Wick
Funny Things quotes by Lori Wick
The funny thing about GPS was it didn't always send you in the right direction.
I knew that if I took a right and took Twelfth instead, I'd get there faster, so I turned right. Ozzy did not approve.
Wut the foock? ~ Darynda Jones
Funny Things quotes by Darynda Jones
When I wake up I look like a madman, like something out of a horror movie! That's why I sleep alone. But the funny thing is that I'm very impeccable and clean before I go to bed. It's just like right before I'm going out. ~ Karl Lagerfeld
Funny Things quotes by Karl Lagerfeld
For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are. ~ Chris Milk
Funny Things quotes by Chris Milk
Beautiful things such as an African wooden bird, strange things like a singing magnetic pig, and funny things like a solar-powered waving bear are all things that I adore. My vice is really things. It took me a while to understand this, but you can enjoy all these things without owning them. Even though this may sometimes seem quite hard to do, training yourself to enjoy only looking at things, instead of buying them, is very nice and also a good practice. You really can't take everything with you, so maybe it is better to not try to own it all. ~ Margareta Magnusson
Funny Things quotes by Margareta Magnusson
People say Yogi (Berra) is a strange guy, and I've heard Yogi say some funny things. But he has a beautiful wife, he's rich, and he's famous. I don't see anything strange about that. ~ Mickey Mantle
Funny Things quotes by Mickey Mantle
It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend your time writing music. Instead, you go around the world selling the music you've already made. ~ Zachary Cole Smith
Funny Things quotes by Zachary Cole Smith
That's the funny thing about old hurts- they just wait for new heartache to come along and then show up, just as sharp and horrible as the first day you woke up with the world changed all around you. ~ Lilith Saintcrow
Funny Things quotes by Lilith Saintcrow
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though. ~ Norah Jones
Funny Things quotes by Norah Jones
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach. ~ Mark Hart
Funny Things quotes by Mark Hart
NO ONE GETS OUT OF CHILDHOOD ALIVE. It's not the first time I've said that. But among the few worthy bon mots I've gotten off in sixty-seven years, that and possibly one other may be the only considerations eligible for carving on my tombstone. (The other one is the one entrepreneurs have misappropriated to emboss on buttons and bumper stickers: The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
(I don't so much mind that they pirated it, but what does honk me off is that they never get it right. They render it dull and imbecile by phrasing it thus: "The two most common things in the universe are ... "
(Not things, you insensate gobbets of ambulatory giraffe dung, elements! Elements is funny, things is imprecise and semi-guttural. Things! Geezus, when will the goyim learn they don't know how to tell a joke. ~ Harlan Ellison
Funny Things quotes by Harlan Ellison
I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that. ~ Campbell Scott
Funny Things quotes by Campbell Scott
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it. ~ Les Dawson
Funny Things quotes by Les Dawson
Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid. ~ N.K. Jemisin
Funny Things quotes by N.K. Jemisin
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist. ~ Pete Seeger
Funny Things quotes by Pete Seeger
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game ... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time. ~ Eric Schmidt
Funny Things quotes by Eric Schmidt
I went to the University of San Francisco on an athletic scholarship. I didn't study in high school. I was just there to get by and to play basketball. But a funny thing happened to me when I got to college. I got challenged by the work and the professors. ~ Michael Franti
Funny Things quotes by Michael Franti
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. ~ William Feather
Funny Things quotes by William Feather
The short version is that I started an internet diary a long, long time ago (six years!) because I was bored with my job. I figured I would write a few funny things a few times a week until I had enough material to do stand-up. After two or three weeks, I emailed it to some friends. They emailed it to other friends, and more people started reading. Eventually, I realized that stand-up was scary and it would be much easier to just keep writing this stuff at work. ~ Jason Mulgrew
Funny Things quotes by Jason Mulgrew
Words were funny things, she thought. The best ones carried dozens of other words nestled inside of them. "Thank you," she repeated.
I love you, she thought. Good-bye. ~ Lauren Oliver
Funny Things quotes by Lauren Oliver
I've tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn't. That wasn't the metric of success I wanted in my life. I've talked about this to my friends who are doctors and whose parents are doctors, or who are lawyers and their parents are lawyers. It's a funny thing to realize I feel called to this work both as a daughter and also as someone who believes I have contributions to make. ~ Chelsea Clinton
Funny Things quotes by Chelsea Clinton
I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs - barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker - and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down. ~ Adrian McKinty
Funny Things quotes by Adrian McKinty
I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them. ~ Thomas Lennon
Funny Things quotes by Thomas Lennon
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. ~ Jo Brand
Funny Things quotes by Jo Brand
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it ~ Paul McKenna
Funny Things quotes by Paul McKenna
Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got that way. Only one thing about change remains constant ... it is always painful ~ Jodi Picoult
Funny Things quotes by Jodi Picoult
The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing. ~ John Green
Funny Things quotes by John Green
Comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny. ~ Staton Rabin
Funny Things quotes by Staton Rabin
I remember getting a Phoenix Suns T-shirt. I had that Phoenix Suns T-shirt forever. It's the funny things you remember as a kid, but it was a blast. ~ Jonathan Lipnicki
Funny Things quotes by Jonathan Lipnicki
Cages were funny things.
Although I'd escaped with my body long ago, only recently had my heart finally broken free.
Healed by the love of a man who'd been willing to sacrifice everything, even give me up if he had to, just to see me rise. ~ Karen Marie Moning
Funny Things quotes by Karen Marie Moning
The funny thing is that even engineers and techs don't know what a tiny telephone connector is - people call them TT connectors. Engineers used to come by all the time and say, "Why are you called Tiny Telephone?" ~ John Vanderslice
Funny Things quotes by John Vanderslice
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money? ~ Ogden Nash
Funny Things quotes by Ogden Nash
It's a funny thing because it's what the people say when they come across a ghost situation is that it does freak you out, but then you do get over it - for some reason you're not scared to come across it again. ~ Rhys Darby
Funny Things quotes by Rhys Darby
It's a funny thing, by the way, how people who love free markets are also quite sure that they know that investors are being irrational. ~ Paul Krugman
Funny Things quotes by Paul Krugman
Heredity and environment are funny things. You can't rid yourselves of all the odd ducks in just a few years. The home environment can undo a lot you try to do at school. That's why we've lowered the kindergarten age year after year until now we're almost snatching them from the cradle. We had some false alarms on the McClellans, when they lived in Chicago. Never found a book. Uncle had a mixed record; antisocial. The girl? She was a time bomb. The family had been feeding her subconscious, I'm sure, from what I saw of her school record. She didn't want to know how a thing was done, but why. That can be embarrassing. You ask Why to a lot of things and you wind up very unhappy indeed, if you keep at it. ~ Ray Bradbury
Funny Things quotes by Ray Bradbury
Honestly I'm excited about the possibilities of what comes next, and the funny thing is, that is sort of what "Star Wars" is kind of about. I mean, I remember being 10 years old and seeing that movie and leaving the theater and feeling like, oh, my God, anything is possible. And I feel like anything is possible right now. I don't know what's next, but I look forward to it. ~ J.J. Abrams
Funny Things quotes by J.J. Abrams
I mean if you look at the Charger and you compare it to other cars, the way the lines work, the tires, in 3-D it's gorgeous. One thing that we found was that the reflective surface was weird. It does funny things in 3-D. So you have to deal with that. ~ Todd Farmer
Funny Things quotes by Todd Farmer
I was excellent at English and Drama. Maths and Science I was terrible at. I didn't have any interest in them. I was happiest at lunchtime, playing with my friends. But I love science now, that's the funny thing. And I'd be so good at geography, as I've been fortunate enough to travel the world. ~ Peter Andre
Funny Things quotes by Peter Andre
Rappers on their sophomores ... actin' like they boss lords.
Fame's such a funny thing for sure when niggas start believing all those encores. ~ Pusha T
Funny Things quotes by Pusha T
You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. ~ Ken Kesey
Funny Things quotes by Ken Kesey
I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. ~ Chanel West Coast
Funny Things quotes by Chanel West Coast
What makes a good animated movie is being able to balance adult and knowing in-jokes and also just out and out funny things that make all people laugh. The idea that it's actually something that will appeal to a family, that's the trick. ~ Benedict Cumberbatch
Funny Things quotes by Benedict Cumberbatch
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it. ~ Scott Speer
Funny Things quotes by Scott Speer
People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny. ~ Richard Russo
Funny Things quotes by Richard Russo
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. ~ Julia Sweeney
Funny Things quotes by Julia Sweeney
I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody until you've gotten into a good fight, and I think that's the situation with Superman and Batman. ~ Mark Valley
Funny Things quotes by Mark Valley
Grand Slams are funny things. You have to try to find a way to get through the first week and put yourself in a position in the second week. A lot of strange things happen. ~ Lleyton Hewitt
Funny Things quotes by Lleyton Hewitt
You know, it's a funny thing about writers. Most people don't stop to think of books being written by people much like themselves. They think that writers are all dead long ago
they don't expect to meet them in the street or out shopping. They know their stories but not their names, and certainly not their faces. And most writers like it that way. ~ Cornelia Funke
Funny Things quotes by Cornelia Funke
It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research. ~ Walter Lord
Funny Things quotes by Walter Lord
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means. ~ Cassandra Clare
Funny Things quotes by Cassandra Clare
You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. ~ Donald Trump
Funny Things quotes by Donald Trump
The funny thing is, because I was doing a lot of theater when I was a kid, and a lot of that was musical theater, as I got older I became more interested in acting as a separate entity and music as a separate entity, like songwriting and production and recording and playing music. ~ Guy Pearce
Funny Things quotes by Guy Pearce
I believe in knowing all you can about the music and the people who made the music. I think it's much more important to know some good Miles Davis stories than to know how to play like Miles. I think you'll play better if you know some of the funny things he did than if you know the licks that he played. ~ Sonny Sharrock
Funny Things quotes by Sonny Sharrock
A funny thing about women and machines: the combination made made curious. They seemed to think it had something to do with them. ~ Rachel Kushner
Funny Things quotes by Rachel Kushner
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