Benny Hill Famous Quotes
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I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with!
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason ... now I have a reason.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Do unto others, then run.
