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I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: I have a Siamese twin
The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: The fool has said in
If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: If Jonah had gone to
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: I was a lazy reader
Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers
I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: I recommend you don't attend
Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: Bungee jumping is like suicide
The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.
M.J. McGuire Quotes: The Bread of Life is
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