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When my woman kisses me I start dancing like James Brown. Ow! I Feel Good!
I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.
Want to shut a racist white guy's mouth. Put him around Super human athletic black dudes.
Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!
I would say, as far as heckling, there's benign and there's malignant; like tumors man. Sometimes you get really nice hecklers. I'd say percentage-wise it's only about 10 to 20 percent the whole year.
I'm forever a part of pop culture.
If Mandela were a comedian, I bet he would never get mad at a heckler, he'd give him or her a hug.
I am not a model the camera just went off by itself
But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.
I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I don't ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don't want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that's the key for me.
You know, the energy I think I was just born with. I think I was just always like that as I kid; I was always real energetic.
But there's times when I like to find the strange angles to something. People go, 'I heard a lot of jokes like that, but that's one of the most interesting takes I heard.' That's what I try to do.
I went to University of Illinois. Big school. 35,000 students. 800 black ... I was the only black in every class. Hard to be absent.
Even if you get a joke right you've done it a thousand times and sometimes there's times where it just doesn't work or someone doesn't agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that's part of comedy is arguments, you know?
I'm still trying to understand the wearing off high heels at the airport.
I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.
I use profanity because I like profanity, but I'm not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.
