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I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods. ~ Jeff Foxworthy
Playing Golf quotes by Jeff Foxworthy
I would say that I bought the land under which Trump Tower sits while playing golf. ~ Donald Trump
Playing Golf quotes by Donald Trump
Sometimes, all the interviews, those are the toughest thing for me, but once you really start to do it a lot and start to get used to it, I can find some fun in those parts, too. Because playing golf is the easiest thing for me, and that's something I'm so used to; that's why it was always easy. ~ Inbee Park
Playing Golf quotes by Inbee Park
I suppose I'm happy when I know I've given a horse a good ride, no matter where it is. I like playing golf in the summer; I'm happy when I hit a good shot, and I enjoy watching Arsenal playing beautiful football, but overall I can't believe you can be happy when you're not winning. I honestly can't accept that. ~ Tony McCoy
Playing Golf quotes by Tony McCoy
Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing. ~ Bill Simmons
Playing Golf quotes by Bill Simmons
Ladies, we are at a massive disadvantage in the workplace. Your male peers are flirting with their male bosses constantly. The average workplace is like f*cking Bromancing the Stone. That's basically what male bonding is. Flirting. They're flirting with each other playing golf, they're flirting with each other going to the football, they're flirting with each other chatting at the urinals – and, sadly, flirting with each other in after-hours visits to strip clubs and pubs. They are bonding with each other over their biological similarities. If the only way you can bond with them is over your biological differences, you go for it. Feel pressurised to actually f*ck them if you do? Then don't flirt. Find it an easy way to just crack on? Then crack on – and don't blame other women for doing it. ~ Caitlin Moran
Playing Golf quotes by Caitlin Moran
I like to have a sense of accomplishment through work. I'm busy golfing and attending activities, but I think of holding a meeting as playing golf. I think my approach is very good. I don't feel I lose a lot of fun things in life even though I am busy all day. ~ Liang Wengen
Playing Golf quotes by Liang Wengen
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies. ~ Bobby Jones
Playing Golf quotes by Bobby Jones
In my own life, I find myself doing some task - driving or playing golf - and having a conversation with my mother or father, who are both deceased. I don't know if that means I'm mentally ill, but I suspect lots of people do it. And when I hold that conversation, different images of my parents appear to me. ~ James Remar
Playing Golf quotes by James Remar
Dick is playing golf today. He asked if I would caddie for him, but I said I would prefer to have a complete stranger walk up and drill holes in my head with a Black & Decker. ~ Gillibran Brown
Playing Golf quotes by Gillibran Brown
I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too. ~ Jack Nicholson
Playing Golf quotes by Jack Nicholson
I was playing golf in Palm Springs and after a round I asked the waitress in a restaurant to bring me a glass of iced tea and lemonade. A lady sitting nearby heard me and asked the waitress to bring her a "Palmer," too. The name caught on and the beverage quickly spread around the country. ~ Arnold Palmer
Playing Golf quotes by Arnold Palmer
The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. ~ Phil Mickelson
Playing Golf quotes by Phil Mickelson
The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the times he's away from the office are the times he's most valuable to our country. ~ Jarod Kintz
Playing Golf quotes by Jarod Kintz
I think that (Alister) MacKenzie and I managed to work as a completely sympathetic team. Of course there was never any question that he was the architect and I was the advisor and consultant. No man learns to design a golf course simply by playing golf, no matter how well. But it happened that both of us were extravagant admirers of the Old Course at St Andrews and we both desired as much as possible to simulate seaside conditions insofar as the differences in turf and terrain would allow. ~ Bobby Jones
Playing Golf quotes by Bobby Jones
I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly. ~ Sean Connery
Playing Golf quotes by Sean Connery
You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other golfers will refuse to stop and be witnesses because they will want to keep playing. ~ Dave Barry
Playing Golf quotes by Dave Barry
I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, "Let's get up here before we get killed!" ~ Henny Youngman
Playing Golf quotes by Henny Youngman
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play under pressure. ~ Donald Trump
Playing Golf quotes by Donald Trump
Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart. ~ Dave Barry
Playing Golf quotes by Dave Barry
Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. ~ Sam Snead
Playing Golf quotes by Sam Snead
I've been playing golf as long as I've been dancing, since I was 13 or 14. I play off six. I like to get out on a golf course as often as I can. ~ Anton Du Beke
Playing Golf quotes by Anton Du Beke
And you fathers, are you so busy making a living, playing golf, bowling, hunting, that you do not have time to talk to your boys and hold them close to you and win their confidence? Or do you brush them off, so that they dare not come and talk about these things with you? ~ Spencer W. Kimball
Playing Golf quotes by Spencer W. Kimball
I was detained a couple of times but that was for not handing in homework because I was playing golf or not present because I was playing golf. There was a theme evolving. ~ Rory McIlroy
Playing Golf quotes by Rory McIlroy
My grandson Sam Saunders has been playing golf since he could hold a club and I spent a lot of time with him over the years. Like my father taught me, I showed him the fundamentals of the game and helped him make adjustments as he and his game matured over the years. ~ Arnold Palmer
Playing Golf quotes by Arnold Palmer
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!" ~ Bob Monkhouse
Playing Golf quotes by Bob Monkhouse
You don't think anything about age when you're playing [golf]. I mean, why would you ever think about that. ~ Jack Nicklaus
Playing Golf quotes by Jack Nicklaus
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off. ~ John Daly
Playing Golf quotes by John Daly
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when I'll start playing golf for the hell of it. I like to play in tournaments. There are many great courses around the world that I have never played that are next door to tournaments. I have not played them because I don't play for fun. ~ Lee Trevino
Playing Golf quotes by Lee Trevino
I'm just more into playing golf. It's a great thing. ~ Kenny G
Playing Golf quotes by Kenny G
What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition making itself unpleasant. And we spend our time playing golf? What do we get out of it? Is golf any use? That's what I'm asking you. Can you name me a single case where devotion to this pestilential pastime has done a man any practical good? ~ P.G. Wodehouse
Playing Golf quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
Early in my career when we went to golf tournaments and charity dinners I noticed businessmen and executives would give the players their cards. Well, they're giving you their cards for a reason. I said to my wife, 'All the guys get these cards and then when they get to the parking lot they rip them up or throw them away. It's really weird.' My wife .. said maybe you should just sign a picture and mail it to them. You know, 'Great playing golf with you,' or whatever. So, I did and lo and behold some of those guys I sent pictures to way back then are now CEOs at big companies. ~ Tie Domi
Playing Golf quotes by Tie Domi
I am very lucky because when I come back home, I have a completely normal life. I can relax, playing golf, fishing - doing what I want. I know when I finish a tournament, I am going to relax at home. ~ Rafael Nadal
Playing Golf quotes by Rafael Nadal
They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why. ~ Alistair Cooke
Playing Golf quotes by Alistair Cooke
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. ~ Lee Trevino
Playing Golf quotes by Lee Trevino
When I first started playing golf, I was heavily into softball and basketball. ~ Paula Creamer
Playing Golf quotes by Paula Creamer
I definitely have an eye on doing more work in features and playing different characters, but I am also a big fan of going on vacation and playing golf and going to the beach. With anything, it's about finding the balance. ~ Bailey Chase
Playing Golf quotes by Bailey Chase
I started playing golf at about four years old. ~ Guan Tianlang
Playing Golf quotes by Guan Tianlang
I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. ~ James Caan
Playing Golf quotes by James Caan
It is the constant and undying hope for improvement that makes golf so exquisitely worth playing. ~ Bernard Darwin
Playing Golf quotes by Bernard Darwin
I've never liked playing golf. I prefer to be on the treadmill to keep in shape. ~ Robert Budi Hartono
Playing Golf quotes by Robert Budi Hartono
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. ~ Dave Barry
Playing Golf quotes by Dave Barry
I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards. ~ Bill Cosby
Playing Golf quotes by Bill Cosby
How can you get tired of playing golf? ~ Raymond Floyd
Playing Golf quotes by Raymond Floyd
I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing. ~ Gil Gerard
Playing Golf quotes by Gil Gerard
I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf. There goes the Nike account. ~ Leslie Nielsen
Playing Golf quotes by Leslie Nielsen
The current implicit ideology that dominates the world, especially in the West, still continues to profess, officially, the utopia inherited from the egalitarian philosophy of the Enlightenment (Eighteenth century), positivism and scientism (Nineteenth century): to create a situation where, in a few decades, some eight billion people will live on the planet with a good standard of living and democracy for all. All this resembles the billiard player who imagines that after four or five rebounds his ball will automatically fall into the hole. These professors of ballistics are playing golf, but they do not know it. ~ Guillaume Faye
Playing Golf quotes by Guillaume Faye
My biggest hobby is playing golf, which I really enjoy. Now when I am lying in bed at night, unable to sleep, I find myself thinking about my golf swing. I'm also involved in the Tampa Bay chapter of First Tee. ~ Vinny Testaverde
Playing Golf quotes by Vinny Testaverde
Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. ~ Sylvester Stallone
Playing Golf quotes by Sylvester Stallone
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. ~ Phil Blackmar
Playing Golf quotes by Phil Blackmar
I am very proud of the fact I do not cheat when I'm playing golf. ~ Barack Obama
Playing Golf quotes by Barack Obama
My parents lived by Rancho Park. And my mom, later in life, got into playing golf. She and her male cronies would get up at five in the morning and sneak onto the back nine. I kind of just started getting into it. For a long time, I was really puzzled by why people liked it. ~ Kim Gordon
Playing Golf quotes by Kim Gordon
One of the bonds between Lily and me is that we both suffer with our teeth. She is twenty years my junior but we wear bridges, each of us. Mine are at the sides, hers are in front. She has lost the four upper incisors. It happened while she was still in high school, out playing golf with her father, whom she adored. The poor old guy was a lush and far too drunk to be out on a golf course that day. Without looking or given warning, he drove from the first tee and on the backswing struck his daughter. It always kills me to think of that cursed hot July golf course, and this drunk from the plumbing supply business, and the girl of fifteen bleeding. Damn these weak drunks! Damn these unsteady men! I can't stand these clowns who go out in public as soon as they get swacked to show how broken-hearted they are. But Lily would never hear a single word against him and wept for him sooner than for herself. She carries his photo in her wallet. ~ Saul Bellow
Playing Golf quotes by Saul Bellow
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
Playing Golf quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez
I knew what I was getting into when I chose golf. Hell, I knew I'd never get rich and famous. All the discrimination, the not being able to play where I deserved and wanted to play - in the end, I didn't give a damn. I was made for a tough life because I'm a tough man. And in the end, I won: I got a lot of black people playing golf. ~ Charlie Sifford
Playing Golf quotes by Charlie Sifford
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't. ~ Tony Lema
Playing Golf quotes by Tony Lema
It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf. ~ Ian Woosnam
Playing Golf quotes by Ian Woosnam
If you are really serious about playing golf and playing good golf, stick to the basic fundamentals. Sure, there's going to be a little change here and a change there, but you don't want to make them. You want to stick to the things that you started with, and you learned, and you know how to apply them. ~ Arnold Palmer
Playing Golf quotes by Arnold Palmer
One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. ~ George Archer
Playing Golf quotes by George Archer
The Universal Law is impartial. It will give you anything you believe. It will throw you garbage or roses depending on the energy you put in. You are the one in charge, and you must accept that and stand alone. If you think God is coming down to fix things for you, forget it. God is out playing golf. ~ Stuart Wilde
Playing Golf quotes by Stuart Wilde
I found a 1992 New York Times article:Bill Clinton playing golf at a club that he played at all of his adult life as governor, that didn't allow black membership! I guarantee most Americans don't know that. ~ Sean Hannity
Playing Golf quotes by Sean Hannity
As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it's like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That's what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do. ~ J. B. Smoove
Playing Golf quotes by J. B. Smoove
There's always motivation coming into Majors. If you can't get up and get excited to win one of these, then you probably shouldn't be playing golf. ~ Jason Dufner
Playing Golf quotes by Jason Dufner
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. ~ Bob Hope
Playing Golf quotes by Bob Hope
I suppose I could think of a lot of things to say about the fact that I still play. But I don't really need to. I can tell you this, that I enjoy it. I still enjoy it. I like to get out in the air and I like to walk and I like to do the things that are involved in playing golf. ~ Arnold Palmer
Playing Golf quotes by Arnold Palmer
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. ~ Michael Bamberger
Playing Golf quotes by Michael Bamberger
There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? ~ Peter Andrews
Playing Golf quotes by Peter Andrews
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. ~ Lee Trevino
Playing Golf quotes by Lee Trevino
I'll tell you what kind of red hair he had. I started playing golf when I was only ten years old. I remember once, the summer I was around twelve, teeing off and all, and having a hunch that if I turned around all of a sudden, I'd see Allie. So I did, and sure enough, he was sitting on his bike outside the fence
there was this fence that went all around the course
and he was sitting there, about a hundred and fifty yards behind me, watching me tee off. That's the kind of red hair he had. ~ J.D. Salinger
Playing Golf quotes by J.D. Salinger
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? ~ George Archer
Playing Golf quotes by George Archer
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. ~ Charles E. McKenzie
Playing Golf quotes by Charles E. McKenzie
I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. ~ Cameron Diaz
Playing Golf quotes by Cameron Diaz
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy. ~ John Nestor
Playing Golf quotes by John Nestor
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into building a hole or two and teach him how to play. ~ Lee Trevino
Playing Golf quotes by Lee Trevino
I'll tell you what, I've been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it's just part of the game. ~ Tiger Woods
Playing Golf quotes by Tiger Woods
I quit flying myself last year and that was difficult for me because I enjoy it as much as playing golf. It was an adjustment sitting in the back of the plane, rather than at the controls, but I've grown accustomed to it and enjoy reading a book, doing some work or challenging my wife to a game of dominos. ~ Arnold Palmer
Playing Golf quotes by Arnold Palmer
I prefer to do cable TV because it allows you the time to do other things. I definitely have an eye on doing more work in features and playing different characters, but I am also a big fan of going on vacation and playing golf and going to the beach. ~ Bailey Chase
Playing Golf quotes by Bailey Chase
I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all kinds of courses. ~ Tiger Woods
Playing Golf quotes by Tiger Woods
Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else. ~ Nancy Lopez
Playing Golf quotes by Nancy Lopez
My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher. ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Playing Golf quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. ~ Brent Musburger
Playing Golf quotes by Brent Musburger
There were some summers when every boy in Ayrshire seemed to be playing golf, and my dad taught me. But he was a terrible teacher - of everything. Learning to drive with him almost killed me. He was the world's most impatient man - awful short fuse. ~ John Niven
Playing Golf quotes by John Niven
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet. ~ Muhammad Ali
Playing Golf quotes by Muhammad Ali
I never got on the course with my dad, but to be playing golf with my kids - that's a dream. ~ Mark Wahlberg
Playing Golf quotes by Mark Wahlberg
It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff. ~ John Daly
Playing Golf quotes by John Daly
Sometimes, it just gets mentally tough, but at the end of the day, I'm playing golf for a living. And reaching out to a huge fan base and knowing people are following my progress and looking up to me means the world to me. So if all I have to do is some photo shoots and answer questions, that's nothing to me. That's part of my life. ~ Lexi Thompson
Playing Golf quotes by Lexi Thompson
Grandpa recently turned sixty-five and went to the doctor for a complete physical. After an exam the doctor said grandpa was doing "fairly well" for his age. Grandpa was a little concerned and asked, "Doc, do you think I'll live to eighty?" The doctor asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcohol?" "Oh no," Grandpa replied, "and I don't do drugs, either." "Do you have many friends and entertain frequently?" Grandpa said, "No, I usually stay home and keep to myself." "Do you eat beef and pork?" "No, my other doctor said red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time doing things in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, or bicycling?" "No, I don't." "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?" "No, I don't do any of those things anymore." The doctor looked at Grandpa and said, "Then why do you care? ~ Scott McNeely
Playing Golf quotes by Scott McNeely
Once I grew up and realised 'What am I doing?' I started re-listening to the music I was playing and I realised there was so much finesse - it was dynamic and simple but I wanted to be authentic to the original songs. ~ Eric Hernandez
Playing Golf quotes by Eric Hernandez
Well I was out in the garden moving rocks on the day of the Emmys. I was just playing in the dirt. ~ Charles Keating
Playing Golf quotes by Charles Keating
I grew up playing in youth orchestras, so they were my most treasured memories, so to be in front of an orchestra playing my own material would be incredible. ~ Laura Mvula
Playing Golf quotes by Laura Mvula
I have a theory that musicians recognize each other and if they are destined to collaborate together they will. Mainly, they recognize each other according to the class they belong to. If they are punk-rocker kids from the neighborhood, they are going form a band. If they happen to be musicians that are going to play in pubs and restaurants, they are going to recognize each other, form a band and play together. If it's about musicians that are playing jazz and are going to jazz festivals, for e.g., then they are going to meet and work together. ~ Vlatko Stefanovski
Playing Golf quotes by Vlatko Stefanovski
If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the children in the world's cricket-playing countries ~ Ian Botham
Playing Golf quotes by Ian Botham
When you're playing Shakespeare, it forces you to think and feel and speak all at the same time, which really is what acting is. It expands your imagination and expands your size of thinking. ~ Andre Holland
Playing Golf quotes by Andre Holland
Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge. ~ Tom Watson
Playing Golf quotes by Tom Watson
I play piano all the time. I'm always at my piano, playing music. ~ Brian Wilson
Playing Golf quotes by Brian Wilson
Occasionally, once a speaker is on his feet, it is difficult to get him to sit down ... If and when he returns to earth, he notices half of the room is paging the other half and a few are playing with the melted candles. ~ Erma Bombeck
Playing Golf quotes by Erma Bombeck
When the path ahead of you is uphill, surrounded by rough spots, hazards and obstacles: use a pitching wedge. ~ J. Bracken Lee
Playing Golf quotes by J. Bracken Lee
Making a film, you do need stamina, whether you're doing fight scenes or not. It's important to keep fit. I'm not talking about having perfect abs and stuff, but you've got to be on top of your game, especially if you're playing the lead. You have to look after yourself. ~ Liam Neeson
Playing Golf quotes by Liam Neeson
I stick to playing Brahms, but I love listening to Led Zeppelin, and I've also been a big fan of Earth Wind and Fire since the Seventies and of The Gap Band since the Eighties. ~ Condoleezza Rice
Playing Golf quotes by Condoleezza Rice
What is there about basketball that makes Larry Bird or Lenny Wilkens want to coach after their playing careers are done? ~ George Vecsey
Playing Golf quotes by George Vecsey
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