Balloon Dog Quotes

I, like balloon animal hacks everywhere, can only make one animal so far. It is a LEGO version of the Island of Dr. Moreau, wherein I have brick-engineered a pig-camel, a dog-camel, and a camel with wheels. These monstrosities are quickly torn apart, and I wonder if I have some unresolved camel issues. ~ Jonathan Bender

Being forgiven is like having all the worst bits of yourself stuffed into a balloon and then having that balloon set free. ~ Shannon Wiersbitzky

The challenge is, to live in a house from which meaning has departed, like air leaking from a balloon. A slow leak, yet lethal. And one day, the balloon is flat: it is not a balloon any longer. By ~ Joyce Carol Oates

My last penny! I think I'll squander it on myself. I never feel badly about spending money my dad has earned honestly! I can't decide whether I should buy a balloon or a gumball. A gumball would taste mighty good, but a balloon would be a lot more fun ... I'll take a balloon! Sooner or later in life a person has to learn to make decisions! (Sees someone with a different color balloon) Gee, I wish I'd bought a RED balloon. ~ Charles M. Schulz

In engineering, people have a big margin of safety. But in the financial world, people don't give a damn about safety. They let it balloon and balloon and balloon. It's aided by false accounting. ~ Charlie Munger

You never sounded farther away from me and I will take that balloon and stab the fuck out of and at the same time I will take that balloon and tie it around Peach's neck because WHO THE FUCK CAN CUNT OUT OVER A BALLOON? ~ Caroline Kepnes

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls. ~ Woody Allen

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! ~ Dave Barry

Please hold my hand for every balloon needs a string to stay grounded. ~ Wald Wassermann

Science is like a flashlight in the hands of people living in a huge balloon. They can illuminate anything in the balloon, but cannot shine it outside the balloon to see where it is floating - or if it is floating at all. ~ Huston Smith

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~ Will Rogers

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder. ~ Demetri Martin

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. ~ James Thurber

How come dog and dog owner are so alike? ~ Hiroko Sakai

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. ~ Rita Rudner

To millions of children, a condom is nothing but a balloon. ~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? ~ Dennis Miller

Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the balloon. ~ Austin O'Malley

Hope is a helium balloon. It is a wish lantern set out into the dark sky of night. ~ Sharon Weil

Your dog's health is ultimately in your hands. ~ Jana Rade

Hopes were high. But just like a balloon pushed past its breaking point, hope is fragile. One lungful of air too many and the balloon bursts leaving ugly, shriveled fragments behind, impossible to piece back together. ~ Adriane Leigh

Every so often you have to increase your profile so you can let it lower again, like a balloon. ~ Robyn Hitchcock

When one steals a flying balloon and animates it to fly over Paris, one should, ideally, have some idea how said balloon normally works. ~ Cassandra Clare

A dog is not a thing. A thing is replaceable. A dog is not. A thing is disposable. A dog is not. A thing doesn't have a heart. A dog's heart is bigger than any "thing" you can ever own. ~ Elizabeth Parker

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said you had a dog. Let's take the dog out.'
'There ain't no dog,' replies Janis. ~ Carla H. Krueger

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ~ Eleanor Porter

Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain, but the little dog can go wherever he wants. ~ Shaquille O'Neal

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. ~ Carrie Underwood

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I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way. ~ Jordan Sonnenblick

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Tied to my reading lamp was a single balloon. Filled with helium, it floated in a morning sunray which slanted in through one of the high windows.

On it was a picture of my face, the eyes gone, blood running down from the ragged sockets, a scream distorting the mouth on the balloon's thin and bulging rubber skin.

I looked at it and I screamed. ~ Stephen King

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. ~ Charles A. Dana

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind ~ Theodorus Gaza

It feels like there is a giant man inside my head blowing up an enormous balloon. The balloon is made of spikes and the man is shouting very loudly.' Egg ~ Jamie Scallion

American dog say, 'Woof, woof.' Korean dog say, 'Mung, mung.' Polish dog say, 'How, how.' So which dog barking is correct? That is human beings' barking, not 'dog' barking. If dog and you become one hundred percent one, then you know sound of barking. This is Zen teaching. Boom! Become one. ~ Seung Sahn

The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings. ~ Barbara Woodhouse

I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with. ~ Isabel Allende

When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable. ~ Anthony Trollope

Get rid of the dog! Tick Tock! ~ Nishta Kochar

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU ~ Chelsea Handler

When you cry about losing a dog, it means the dog did its job. It means the dog made a connection. ~ Nick Trout

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog. But I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from 'The Wizard of Oz.' But I warn you, my dog is always with me ... WOOF! ~ Jack Nance

Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine? ~ Gabrielle Zevin

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. ~ Zach Braff

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! ~ David Letterman

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street. ~ Betty White

No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned by a dog. ~ Gene Hill

You can't have too much dog in a book. ~ Gail Honeyman

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. ~ Henry David Thoreau

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. ~ Erica Jong

It's a dog eat dog world. But only if the second dog is more stupid than the first. ~ Washington Irving

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it. ~ Louis Sabin

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. ~ Dana Gould

The biggest dog has been a pup. ~ Joaquin Miller

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it. ~ Karel Capek

The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth can ever be. ~ Konrad Lorenz

If uncertain, it's best to pass by a possibly good dog than risk injury. ~ Joel M. McMains

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. ~ James Thurber

Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time. ~ Cesar Millan

I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. ~ Patrick Demarchelier

It would have been so perfectly ironic if I had been killed by the dog, because I was petting a dog who was not used to being pet, because I think I'm some kind of dog whisperer, and I think I can make any dog love me. ~ Pam Houston

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog. ~ Mallory Ortberg

I think the air is out of the gun control balloon, and I think what popped the balloon is politics and elections. ~ Wayne LaPierre

Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cannot speak. A dog has no thumbs. A dog can't communicate his thoughts except with gestures. ~ Garth Stein

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. ~ Laurence J. Peter

We have a secret project at Third Man where we want to have the first vinyl record played in outer space. We want to launch a balloon that carries a vinyl record player. ~ Jack White

Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted protagonist finds difficult to muster. ~ Mike Mills

Between the monster and the fool there are many people who walk the middle path with a dog at their heels, their lives enriched by giving the dog a dog's life. ~ Ian Niall

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog. ~ Maimonides

Dog lovers are a good breed themselves. ~ Gladys Taber

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. ~ Pablo Picasso

He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. ~ Gene Hill

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. ~ Robertson Davies

LOOK AT HIM! Mum, LOOK! OUR NEW DOG! ISN'T HE A BEAUTY?"
"Another DOG!" came Maia's amazed voice. ~ Sonal Panse

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him. ~ Scott Adams

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. ~ Mark Twain

The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn't. And while your happy moments may be rare, your dog celebrates life continuously. ~ Eckhart Tolle

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being. ~ Konrad Lorenz

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. ~ Billiam Coronel

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door. ~ Pseudonymous Bosch

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! ~ Adolf Hitler

I like this dog," he said, rubbing the dog's head. "He's a very straightforward kind of dog. ~ Kate Atkinson

I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. ~ Steven Wright

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. ~ Bill Cosby

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog.... ~ Peary Perry

There are those among us who are more dog people than others - and a dog person without a dog is missing something. I ~ Rick Bass

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... ~ Dana Gould

If I decide to make a coat red in the show, it's not just red, I think: is it communist red? Is it cherry cordial? Is it ruby red? Or is it apple red? Or the big red balloon red? ~ Lady Gaga

It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family. ~ Jenna Morasca

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I ~ Elle Casey

If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
[If the old dog barks, he gives counsel.] ~ George Herbert

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ~ Charles M. Schulz

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

As I got closer it looked like a weather balloon, gray and about three feet in diameter. But as soon as I got behind the darn thing it didn't look like a balloon anymore. It looked like a saucer, a disk. ~ Deke Slayton

Me and my dog are best friends. ~ Daniel Johns

You can blow into a balloon and watch it inflate, and then release it and see it deflate. You can take that same balloon and blow into it again, and observe it inflating. That's what my heart is doing in this moment, inflating and holding the air. ~ Candace Robinson