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Renee was beautiful, but she was my friend now. On the other hand, Annette was my friend, but now she was beautiful. makes about as much sense as anything ever does with girls
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Renee was beautiful, but she
And if there was one thing I'd finally figured out, it was that your mind is something you always CAN change.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: And if there was one
Who's that? That's the King. Who's he? The Duke. Who's she? The Princess. What do they call you? The Count. What does that make me? Umm ... how about the Peasant? And the name stuck.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Who's that? That's the King.
Well your mom was right, in a way. What do you mean? He DID fall, right? So he wasn't safe on the stool. Thanks, Annette. Thanks a lot. That's exactly what I needed to hear right now. You're a very inspiring person, you know that?
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Well your mom was right,
Right. So in order to become lifelong thinkers, all we have to do is stop thinking for ourselves for the next three years. I'm feeling better and better about this place by the minute.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Right. So in order to
I dove on those papers like Sherlock Holmes on a cappuccino binge.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: I dove on those papers
My little blurb wasn't going to win me any speaker-of-the-year awards, but at least I hadn't tripped and fallen off the stage, crushing and killing three elderly jazz fans.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: My little blurb wasn't going
You look like a handsome young man ... although you might want to zip your fly.
Mom!
What? Should I have not told you and left it for everyone else to notice at the dance?
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: You look like a handsome
Instead of agonizing about the things you can't change, why don't you try working on the things you can change
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Instead of agonizing about the
Or maybe ... their biggest fear is that they will get close to you again, and you'll go and drop dead.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Or maybe ... their biggest
You'll learn one day that real apologies don't come with a BUT in the middle.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: You'll learn one day that
Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't go getting all emotional on me. I've been getting it from my mom, my dad, my sister, the freaking MAILMAN
I don't need it from you, too. All I ask is that you promise me one thing.'
'What?'
'Just water the plants while I'm gone, all right?'
'You don't have plants, Tad.'
'I know. I just always wanted to say that.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Oh, good lord, Jeff. Don't
We're all free to chose some people to love, and then do it.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: We're all free to chose
Since when do you wear cologne to learn math? Oh, my son is growing up right in front of my very eyes. Maybe I should get out the video camera.

Maybe you should tie me to a stake, douse me in kerosene, and torch me right on our front lawn.

I won't need any kerosene, Steven - I'm sure the cologne will go up pretty fast!

Ha-ha, Mom.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Since when do you wear
I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: I tucked him in with
I wasn't sure what my path would be, but I knew I didn't want to be like any of them. Each, in their own way, spent life being ruled by the exact same things they feared.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: I wasn't sure what my
You can be our critic. Would you dig that? (Yes, he was the last Man in America who could say "dig" with a straight face without referring to the process of using a tool to remove dirt from the ground.)
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: You can be our critic.
Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Note to self: It's hard
What do you call a planet where bad guys stroll through life with success draped around their shoulders like a King's cloak, while random horrors are visited upon the innocent heads of children? I call it Earth.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: What do you call a
Steven, I know I phrased that as a question, but it was really a command. Yes, but mine is ... ummm ... private. Private, Steven? Yes, Miss Palma. PRIVATE Steven? Again with the capital letters?
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Steven, I know I phrased
This was the kid who used to toddle over to my bed at 6 o' clock in the morning every weekend morning to pull on my blankets so I'd get up and watch cartoons with him. This was the kid who once made me play Hungry Hungry Hippos for an hour straight, until I thought my hands were going to fall off from slamming down those dumb little levers to make the hippos' heads move. This was the kid who had spent an entire days at a time begging me to play Chutes and Ladders with him. And now he was feeling too sick to play with me.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: This was the kid who
(Yes teenage boys who are fine always cry on their mothers' shoulders until they leave a snot trail.)
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: (Yes teenage boys who are
He said he "admired our courage" but didn't want to see us do anything to "damage our promising futures." He felt "proud as an American" that we had "exercised our right to peaceful free expression." But if we did it again, he didn't "know what action the state board of education might take against individual students."
Translation: You've had your fun. Now sit down, shut up, and take the freakin' test. Or else.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: He said he
Not fair? Oh, I'm sorry I get this lovely laptop computing device when all you get is the ability to walk, control your hands, and know you'll survive until your eighteenth birthday." Then the kid was going, "Uh, I didn't mean ... " But Tad wasn't done yet. While the whole class watched in horror, he put his hands through the metal support braces on the arms of his wheelchair and forced himself to stand up. Then he took a shaky little step to the side, gestured toward the chair, and said, "Why don't you take a turn with the laptop? You can even have my seat.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Not fair? Oh, I'm sorry
GET ON THE TREADMILL!
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: GET ON THE TREADMILL!
Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the babe?
Dangerous_pie: Your mom.
Tattitude: No, the one three feet away from you.
Dangerous_pie: Oh, that's Lindsey Abraham. I had her flown in from California for my personal amusement. You can look at her if you want, though.
Tattitude: Sweet. But have you talked to her yet?
Dangerous_pie: Uh-huh. We're really close.
Tattitude: Intro me?
Dangerous_pie: After class.
Tattitude: Duh.
Just then, I noticed that a large shadow had fallen over my screen. I couldn't even bear to look up as Mr. Laurenzano said, "Thaddeus Ibsen, Lindsey Abraham. Lindsey, Thaddeus. There, you've been introduced. NOW can I teach some science?"
Wow, it looked like this was going to be my year for unusual teachers.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Tattitude: Wow, Jeff, who's the
She pushed the car. But I was so distracted that i forgot to push the button on the timer, so we had to do the whole thing again. Which Lindsey found hilarious. "Ok" she said. "Are you ready NOW, or do we have to send you back to Button Pushing one-oh-one?" "Um, what's Button Pushing One-oh-one?" I was wearing a button down shirt that day. Lindsey reached out and poked one of the buttons into my chest. "There, that's how you push a button. Any questions?
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: She pushed the car. But
Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I'm a cancer survivor. Person #1: And how's that working out for you? Me: Well, you see, I, uh, used to have leukemia. Person #2: Dude, how come you're not, like, BALD? Me: Well, you see, I, uh, I had acute lymphocytic lymphoma when I was five. Person #3: Whoa. THAT must'a sucked. I once had my tonsils out ...
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Me: Well, you see, I,
I don't feel brave. I feel like a galloping idiot, stumbling from crisis to crisis, barely able to speak to any normal person
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: I don't feel brave. I
The only time I can ever remember Steven crying over any of it was after my treatment, when I tried to use my foot on his bass drum pedal, and we realized I could never play a drum set.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: The only time I can
And that's how we live: wandering endlessly, concentrically outward, seeking in others a kindling spark of the love which has long lain, dormant, dark, unstoked in our own deepest souls.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: And that's how we live:
One moon shows in every pool; in every pool, the one moon.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: One moon shows in every
There are really no guidelines whatsoever, because this is the kind of thing that only happens to ME.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: There are really no guidelines
your mother and I have always been close.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: your mother and I have
It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that's a weird image.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: It was like seeing Bill
He also said that if anyone did anything to mess up the rest of the testing, he was going to call 911 personally.
Yeah, like that wouldn't make it into the nightly news again: WHEELCHAIR-BOUND CANCER PATIENT ARRESTED FOR FREE SPEECH.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: He also said that if
If you promise you will get better instead of dying, I promise I will, too.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: If you promise you will
I was lost in a vast, storm-tossed sea of shifting rhythmic complexities.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: I was lost in a
But nobody ever tells you in advance when you should concentrate on the good times-that's why you're supposed to do it every day.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: But nobody ever tells you
It was a cheesy cheeseball, covered with Cheez Whiz and served on a bed of Cheez-Its. With a side of queso.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: It was a cheesy cheeseball,
Not, like, that, boychik, you sound like a herd of elephants charging through a music store.
Jordan Sonnenblick Quotes: Not, like, that, boychik, you
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