Jamie Scallion Quotes

What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It's like putting your hand up a tiger's arse. - Egg

When sober, which he hadn't been for well over a week, Burt thought about Double B, and what it might be like to be a real father, to wake up with him in the morning, to watch him grow, to get to know the little soul."
Book 2 "Having it

We've been thinking about stage costumes for the 'Satellites' section," Burt said brightly. "I think we should all dress as an element."

Egg frowned. "How do you dress up as water?"

"I've thought about that and it would be a blue leotard and white kilt," Burt replied earnestly.

Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper

Talent guided by genius can achieve anything

I want to be with YOU!"
Bex to Tea

Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I've come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg

She told me I couldn't just put on a leather jacket and think I was rock'n'roll, I had to live it."
Burt about Bex, Book 1 "Making it

Go back to the band, Egg. Please." - Bex

Tea shook his head in dismay. "This is the end, Burt

I want you to kick Egg, Tea and Clipper out of the band!" - Daisy

I'm not wearing no make-up!"
Burt - Book 1 "Making it

Tomorrow I have to break Clipper's heart. Really bust it open. - Tea

But it's new, Millie. The other one is broken," Burt had said brightly. "This is horrible," she repeated, almost in tears now. "You can't just throw old friends away like they don't mean anything and then go and buy a new one..." She paused. "Even if they do look the same." As

No stone was left unturned in the unearthing of musical masterpieces."
About Egg, Book 1 "Making it

Why am I the only one who thinks she's messing with us? - Egg

My old man tells me every chance he gets I'm "style over substance" and that I've never done anything of value in my life. I'm fifteen. What does he expect? Being "cool as" is the only thing anyone cares about."
Burt, Book 1 "Making it

She smiled the most extraordinary smile and Egg knew his life would never be the same again.

I gotta look out for my band mates. - Tea

It feels like there is a giant man inside my head blowing up an enormous balloon. The balloon is made of spikes and the man is shouting very loudly.' Egg

I told Jerome I will ring Egg every day because he's my pal and not because I want him back in the band to write our second album. - Clipper