Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

The wise remind themselves that 'This too shall pass' even when things are good; the foolish, only when things are bad.

Hope is fuel, not the destination.

We ought to relentlessly ignore excuses, especially those we are told by ourselves.

There is a time for everything; even nothing.

Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

It takes courage to speak or react way slower than you think.

If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.

True freedom of speech includes the freedom to call someone a bitch.

Doing something we do not find difficult or challenging rarely grows us.

Life would not seem short if we valued time as much as we value money.

For their children's good deeds, parents take credit for themselves. For their children's bad deeds, parents give blame to society.

There is a correlation between how foolish a man is and how tolerant he is of people who waste his time.

You don't know what you don't have until it comes.

Fear happens inside the brain not inside the womb.

Once you start learning from your problems, you stop wishing for a life without problems.

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?

If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.

A court case is usually a competition to prove the innocence of the innocent … or the guilty.

Our eyes are meant to show us food when we are hungry, not to make us hungry when we see food.

Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book.

Prostitution is the admission of the fact that in some cases all the man wants from the woman is sex; and/or all the woman wants from the man is money.

Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.

Many a man once started a friendship with a woman just to get into her life, with the sole intention of making her his girlfriend as soon as he could.

A boxer is always armed.

When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.

One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words 'impossible' and 'improbable' are synonyms.

Solving some problems requires less than half the energy or time it took to complain about them.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

You need brains to be a great president, not to be a president.

There is a correlation between how many years we will live and how many loved ones we will bury.

Some of the facts we are denying we were told by our very own eyes.

Being married does not necessarily mean being appreciated; some men treat their girlfriends, and some treat their mistresses, way better than some treat their wives. (What's more, some men treat their mistresses way better than they treat their wives)

To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more.

The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.

It takes, not cowardice, but courage to kill yourself.

It is extremely difficult not to fake or overdo something on which you have just been complimented.

Accepting help shames only the arrogant.

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

Our agreement or disagreement is at times based on a misunderstanding.

Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough.

You cannot really stop aging. You can only delay or hide some of its effects.

Distractions make life seem way shorter than it is.

Some people became parents mainly or only to hide the fact that they are sexually attracted only to people of the same sex.

People have the right not to change as per our wish, suggestion, or command, even if the change would benefit nobody but them.

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

Eyes are a deaf man's ears. Ears are a blind man's eyes.

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.

To millions of children, a condom is nothing but a balloon.

Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.

*I'm hustling* is a low self-esteem having man's way of saying *I'm unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman's question as to what he does for a living.

Belonging to the working class is the economy's punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.

A realist is a slave to reality.

Our mortality makes it impossible for our problems to last forever.

In most cases, travelling does not really broaden one's mind; it merely shows or reminds one that one's mind is narrow.

Being on the side of the majority is often a sign that you are wrong, or the most unlikely to be right.

Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

Speaking about work isn't working.

Lobola ("bride price") is a retired broke father's last hope to paying off his debts.

You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe; you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do.

Most parents would not worry too much about their children if they knew that children belong not to their parents but to life.

It is seldom possible to respect someone about whom you know everything.

You need to have really wasted your life to envy the young for being young.

Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten.

Even identical twins have their own differences.

Most people use their minds to solve problems way less often than they use their minds to create problems.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Some people are happy only because they have managed to deceive others into believing that they are happy.

A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women ... fast.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive - or cheap - his clothes are.

We would not deem life too short if we always remembered that we do not have to watch TV.

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you.

Even idiots can reach old age.

People's goodness or badness exists within not them but our minds.

A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents.

There is a correlation between how seriously we take life and how many problems it gives us.

It is possible for you to be the wrong one in an argument about you.

Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.

Homosexuality is good for the environment.

Some things are made funny to some people by their ignorance.

Most of the people who have verbally asserted that 'there is no master of pronounciation' have intentionally made a claim and unintentionally made their claim believable. (It is 'pro-nun-ciation' not 'pro-noun-ciation'.)

For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.

To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.

Some of those who have killed themselves would readily kill themselves again if they could.

It is better to die for a dream than to live a nightmare.

A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard.

You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.

When taken in the right direction, even a step that is only half a centimeter long is progress.

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society's disapproval.

A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.

It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private.

Not even once has life or the weather complained about a human being.