Taking Care Of Girlfriend Quotes

I think that happiness is very important. But I will also say that the most effective people I know are not the happiest, and there is something to be said for effectiveness. Even if we were managing a team of nearly a hundred thousand volunteer social media users, living with my girlfriend and my monkey, watching Netflix, having breakfast, and taking care of a single lovingly spoiled potato plant was pretty fucking relaxing. But I think there's somethng inside of us, something that blooms in us in adolescence and never leaves...and it's just...want. Some people have more of it than others, but I think we all have it. And the most amazing tool that I think anyone in the world can have is the ability to control and direct that want.
Some people work to minimize it with mindfulness and meditation; some people let it grow and run free and take over their lives. But some people, and I consider myself one of them, study their want, refine it, and build an engine that burns it. Even if their want pushes all in one direction, they can tack against it like a sailboat, getting somewhere better than where they wanted to be. ~ Hank Green

I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend. ~ Demetri Martin

Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.' ~ Anthony Jeselnik

And we danced, and we drankAnd I've seen something you probably never got the chance to seeDon't worry, MaryCause I'm taking care of DannyAnd he's taking care of me ~ Dido Armstrong

I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of. ~ Maggie Gyllenhaal

Taking care of your own family is good, taking care of your neighbor's family is better and taking care of all the families in your neighborhood is the best. ~ Abhijit Naskar

Everybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care. ~ David Letterman

Hey, taking care of family is just as important if not more than taking care of yourself. You're doing a good thing, staying with your dad while he needs you. ~ Shelly Crane

Taking care of yourself is so important. ~ Gabrielle Reece

Caring about someone doesn't mean taking care of them. ~ Amy Harmon

His enemies had counted on the lions taking care of Daniel. What they hadn't counted on was his God taking care of Daniel. ~ Tony Evans

Taking good care of your things leads to taking good care of yourself. ~ Marie Kondo

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. ~ Anthony Jeselnik

Emotion consists of a very well orchestrated set of alterations in the body that has, as a general purpose, making life more survivable by taking care of a danger, of taking care of an opportunity, either/or, or something in between. ~ Antonio Damasio

I'm not a lesbian, but my girlfriend is. ~ Gina Gershon

I could get away with not taking care of myself as a bachelorette but as a mom I can't. ~ Alanis Morissette

The average age of our members is about 79. They expected them (leaders) to be taking care of everything, and in reality, they were taking care of nothing. ~ R. Gerald Turner

No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.'
'Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. ~ Rainbow Rowell

Sometimes I forget about taking care of myself. ~ Tracey Gold

I love being with someone, taking care of someone. ~ Marian Seldes

I'm getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn't gotten her period. And she's already 14. ~ Anthony Jeselnik

In taking care with language, we take care of ourselves. ~ Bret Stephens

I love getting a smile out of my girlfriend - that makes me feel like I'm seen, or heard. ~ Jason Mraz

My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress. ~ Val Kilmer

When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. ~ Josh Hartnett

No government has ever been beneficent when the attitude of government was that it was taking care of the people. The only freedom consists in the people taking care of the government. ~ Woodrow Wilson

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! ~ Steve Coogan

There is nothing more rewarding than taking care of yourself! ~ Denise Austin

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting. ~ Emmy Rossum

Things often go wrong and cooking can be messy, but the act of creating something from disparate ingredients still remains satisfying. Cooking reminds me that I am capable of taking care of myself and worthy of taking care of and nourishing myself. ~ Roxane Gay

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I have a type, but I really like girls who are driven. I really care about music, so I like it when a girl really cares about something too. Whatever it is they are into, I'll be their biggest fan. ~ Hunter Hayes

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. ~ Harry Styles

If I have one message to young swimmers about taking care of their bodies, it's definitely take care of your shoulders. ~ Eric Shanteau

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure. ~ Bob Hope

Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. ~ Robert Harling

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. ~ Ed Wood

If you leave the pool you have dug for yourself and go out into the river of life then life has an astonishing way of taking care of you, because then there is no taking care on your part. ~ Jiddu Krishnamurti

It's always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend. ~ Meek Mill

If I, taking care of everyone's interests, also take care of my own, you can't talk about a conflict of interest. ~ Silvio Berlusconi

My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron ... and a lot like Patrick Ewing. ~ Zach Galifianakis

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. ~ Steven Wright

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point. ~ Kevin Hart

I realized when I was taking care of my problems that the band is all I really care about. ~ Steven Tyler

Taking care of your thoughts is at least as important as taking care of your body - if not even more important. ~ Felix Brocker

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. ~ Stephen Hawking

Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend. ~ Phil Ochs

I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps. ~ Scott Foley

To understand and do all, or most, of your responsibilities, is an act that requires a strong will, an understanding heart, a giving soul, and a responsible mind. Those who feel the responsibility towards their families, education, work environment, other people, and earth, are the ones who help this world to stand on its feet and reach better future by God's will.
It is a skill that requires both true will and balance in life, and it is a necessary skill that should be taught to children and teens gradually as they are the ones who are going to take care of this world in the future. ~ Noora Ahmed Alsuwaidi

Just keep taking care of my body and all of that. Take care of your body, stay healthy. You'll be alright. ~ Jadeveon Clowney

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. ~ Dana Gould

Someday, when I manage to finally figure out how to take care of myself, then I'll consider taking care of someone else. ~ Marilyn Manson

If the world was taking care of women, women would take care of the world. ~ Jane Roberts

The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door. I'm lookin' at my girlfriend, she's passed out on the floor. ~ Randy Newman

Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of. ~ Amy Heckerling

Do you ever think anything you don't say? ~ Bart Simpson's Girlfriend

You always have to remember to take care of yourself first and foremost, because when you stop taking care of yourself you get out of balance and you really forget how to take care of others. ~ Jada Pinkett Smith

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. ~ Mitch Hedberg

I need to be more consistent about taking care of myself no matter how busy I am. ~ Mandy Moore

I don't date Janet Jackson. She is my girlfriend; there is a difference. She is a very special and talented woman who never ceases to amaze me. ~ Wissam Al Mana

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back. ~ Chris Martin

Breaking a dream board is almost like breaking up with your girlfriend. You are super shattered at first. But then once you get another dream board, it's all good. ~ Shane Dorian

My girlfriend thinks I look like a reptile - it's not the best. ~ Andy Murray

When you go out on a football field, you are responsible for taking care of yourself. The more rules you get, the less players truly take care of themselves. ~ Jim Brown

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' ~ Manti Te'o

I still have my girlfriends that I grew up with. We went to day care together ... we just feel comfortable with each other. We're honest, we're total goofs. ~ Britney Spears

Anyone who says I would never hit a woman hasn't met my x girlfriend. ~ Dov Davidoff

I love being outdoors, playing beach tennis, going for runs in the sand, or doing a three-hour hike with my best girlfriend, Mieko. ~ AnnaLynne McCord

Everything I do is about women honouring themselves, treating themselves and taking care of themselves. ~ Elle Macpherson

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. ~ Jonathan Bennett

Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile turned strained at the word "girlfriend. He could see her wanting to correct the woman and then deciding to let it pass. ~ L.A. Weatherly

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." ~ Jimmy Carr

I'm always looking for a girlfriend. ~ Austin Mahone

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. ~ Emo Philips

If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter. ~ Kimberly Hahn

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her. ~ Adam Levine

My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ... ~ Jimmy Carr

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch. ~ Bo Burnham

Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit. ~ Daniel Tosh

It's very hard to balance being there for somebody else and taking care of yourself. ~ Jennifer Grey

Who reminds you to breathe and to beat your heart? Something is there, taking care ... ~ Mooji

My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. ~ Emo Philips

Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. ~ Aristotle.

The only way to survive is by taking care of one another. ~ Grace Lee Boggs

Happiest day of my life when my dad made him human. (Devyn)
Happy for you, bonebag ... It cost me my girlfriend. (Vik)
It was a lamp, Vik, not a girlfriend. (Devyn)
I really loved that lamp. She lit up my entire world. (Vik) ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

So many female characters are the girlfriend of the person having the adventure. I want to play baseball, I don't want to be the girlfriend of the one [who plays]. ~ Geena Davis

Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. ~ Meg Cabot

Their mother had always stressed the importance of taking care of yourself first, your family second and everyone else not at all..
darkest surrender ~ Gena Showalter

I believe in small government and people taking care of themselves. ~ Susan Olsen

If I got a girlfriend, I'd feed her playfully all of the time. ~ Niall Horan

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. ~ Yuki

If you want to do something dangerous ... Don't tell your girlfriend! ~ Christopher Titus

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. ~ Adam Ferrara

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. ~ Frankie Boyle

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend. ~ Pink

A beautiful girlfriend is worth two more. ~ Raheel Farooq

I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates. ~ Frank Black

You want to take me to a movie?" I asked.
"Well, not really," he said. "What I really want is for you to be my girlfriend. But I thought saying that might scare you off. ~ Sarah Dessen

The title 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is meant to be a deconstruction of a stereotype, and the whole show is about deconstructing the boxes that we're supposed to be put into. We like taking apart the tropes and the stereotypes and explore the nuances, so 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is a label that we go deep underneath to explore. ~ Rachel Bloom

I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I'm British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I'm probably emotionally stunted. ~ James Blunt

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary! ~ Tanya Masse