Ed Wood Quotes

He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's ... just not going to work.

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something.

You didn't like it? Well, my next one will be even better!

One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp.

In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I can be its master. I will perfect my own race of people, a race of atomic supermen, which will conquer the world.

Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello.

They would be remembered for a moment then would be forgotten as if they had never walked the earth.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.

What do you know? Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?

Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?

Do you still believe it impossible we exist? You didn't actually think you were the only inhabited planet in the universe. How can any race be so stupid?

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

We are all interested in the future for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it ... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.