Boyfriend Being A Jerk Quotes

I wasn't stupid. I realized that I was preventing her from being around her sister and her parents. Her boyfriend. I was banishing her from everything she knew.
From a comfortable future.
From money and opportunity.
From family Christmases and blue-eyed kids with Dean, who was oh-so-fucking enchanted with her.
From love.
I was ruining her life.
Because. I. Was. Jealous. ~ L.J. Shen

Most of my stuff before CSI was kind of the jerk boyfriend, so I thought this was one of those deals, where these two have a thing going on, so we had a scene where they make out. ~ George Eads

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that. ~ John Hawkes

Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far. ~ Logan Green

Sometimes it is very useful to have a reputation for being a reclusive, amoral jerk. ~ Brandon Sanderson

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. ~ CM Punk

Maybe one of the qualities of being a great coach is being [a jerk]. There are quite a few of them around. ~ Larry Robinson

I get more out of life just being myself, by just being a human being. Not by being a rock star, not by being whatever. Sometimes I act like a jerk, but I think people respect me for being myself. That's the ultimate thing about the Smashing Pumpkins. ~ Billy Corgan

My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk." ~ Ellen Goodman

It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've been a jerk all my life. My momma loves this jerk. My kids love this jerk. I'm going to be a jerk in a good way, though. I'm going to be a jerk to the other teams and just go out there and play basketball. I can do that. ~ Stephen Jackson

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. ~ Ryan Adams

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy. ~ Drew Barrymore

Nudity is for my boyfriend or my doctor. ~ Ginnifer Goodwin

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.) ~ Lena Dunham

How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture? ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I believe that you have a boyfriend for certain times of your life, and I think the boyfriend who is your most beautiful first boyfriend is not the boyfriend that you're with in college, and your college boyfriend is not your first boyfriend! ~ Amy Sherman-Palladino

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend. ~ Monica Keena

It just goes to show you - for every woman you jerk off to, there's a tired husband/boyfriend/significant other jerking off to some other bitch. October ~ Asa Akira

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. ~ Vanessa Hudgens

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. ~ Margaret Cho

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. ~ Becca Fitzpatrick

I want to be better at being single, and I want to be better at feeling okay about being single. I don't need a boyfriend. ~ Meghan Trainor

Jerk equals narcissist.Narcissists tend to be risk takers. Risk takers happen to do better in general in businesses. So jerk equals narcissist, equals risk taker. ~ Eric Bolling

I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend! ~ Heather Morris

Hemingway was a jerk. ~ Harold Robbins

I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate. ~ James Denton

I'm not a knee-jerk conservative. I passionately believe in free markets and less government, but not to the point of being a libertarian. ~ Rupert Murdoch

White lies are in chapter two of the bestfriend handbook. They are to be used sparingly and only under extreme circumstances. I'm pretty sure finding out your boyfriend of more than a year is a total jerk qualifies. ~ Heather Hepler

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now. ~ Doug Stanhope

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. ~ Bonnie Raitt

When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. ~ Fred Durst

I became a bit of a jerk. A kind of a nasty jerk. ~ Kevin Spacey

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore. ~ Mike Tyson

Hemmingway was a jerk. ~ Harold Robbins

Never make yourself the issue. Just because the other side is a jerk doesn't mean you should be a jerk. ~ Stuart Diamond

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. ~ Nicolas Cage

Writing, for me, is very inspiration-dependent. And inspiration can be a jerk. ~ Gene Luen Yang

When it comes down to it, no matter how pious or like-minded he might be, a Christian jerk is still a jerk. ~ Kevin Roose

He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you! ~ Renee Wade

Maybe I am just a jerk. ~ Dan Harmon

I act like a jerk sometimes. ~ Bill Murray

Is it okay to go the roof of the tallest building in your town and jerk off into the street? ~ Eugene Mirman

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. ~ Diablo Cody

Your boyfriend had a dream about potatoes and you're asking me to interpret it? I'm just old. Being old doesn't mean you know more; it means you ate enough fiber. ~ Jonathan Carroll

There's nothing more distasteful than an academic having to, like, trot out his credentials. You really come off as a jerk when you do that. ~ Reza Aslan

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. ~ Tom Perrotta

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months ... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend. ~ Caprice Bourret

A jerk stuck in a wheelchair, is still a jerk. ~ Michael Kroft

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. ~ Harry Connick, Jr.

We linked hands - my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I - and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all. ~ Kiersten White

I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl. ~ Amy Winehouse

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. ~ Seann William Scott

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent. ~ Lee Iacocca

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian. ~ Paulina Porizkova

Luke', I said, and immediately added, 'My boyfriend.' My supernatural, doomed, gorgeous, killer boyfriend. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

If somebody's a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away. ~ Jarod Kintz

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk. ~ Neil Young

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching. ~ Bob Gibson

Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded little jerk. ~ Terry Pratchett

Kiefer Sutherland is a crazy jerk on '24,' but you love him because he gets the job done. And I think that that goes for a lot of action stars, I mean Steven Segal is a jerk, but you want to watch him because, eventually, he's a jerk who can beat up bad people. ~ Paul Scheer

Hemingway was a jerk. I mean he was really a great jerk. He was a good writer, and he did all sorts of things that I would never have the courage to do, but I don't think I'd enjoy being in the same room with him. He's not my kind of person. ~ Joe Haldeman

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. ~ Julian Casablancas

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks. ~ William Safire

I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance,complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend. ~ Helen Fielding

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school. ~ Marguerite Moreau

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. ~ Kody Keplinger

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. ~ William F. Buckley, Jr.

I'm not your boyfriend, Isabelle," he called out.
She went white, Simon was horrified by how badly his words had come out.
"I mean, I can't be your boyfriend, Isabelle," he said. "I'm not him
that guy who was your boyfriend. That guy you want. ~ Cassandra Clare

Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking, wanting to discuss my boyfriend with his boyfriend? ~ Louis Stevens

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... ~ Darynda Jones

I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If I'm that way and the guy isn't that way I just really feel like a jerk. ~ Molly Ringwald

The problem with a person who has knee-jerk reactions is that it often makes him look like a jerk, and makes others want to react by giving him the knee. ~ Torry Martin

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. ~ Victoria Wood

Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..
There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again ~ 69rascal

Do you believe you'd finally be completely happy if you had a boyfriend? ~ Paula Hendricks

The only thing that ever really bothers me is that a lot of people think I'm that girl who hates your boyfriend. I'm really not that girl. Some of my friends' boyfriends are my best friends. ~ Lauren Conrad

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am. ~ Pete Sampras

During breakfast there is something I cannot resist, apart from my boyfriend - it's actually the phone. I have a phone breakfast. Always. I call friends, boyfriend, family. Checking who is where. 'Is everything fine?' This is breakfast. ~ Christian Louboutin

I can hang out with all my boyfriend's friends. I know how to roll with the guys. ~ Rachel Bilson

I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."
Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend."
"Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap. ~ Michael Grant

My last boyfriend used to always tell me, 'Grow up.' But I say, Why? ~ Nicole Miller

I love having a boyfriend but need to be secure on my own first. ~ Demi Lovato

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend. ~ Taylor Swift

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.' ~ Casey Wilson

My book boyfriend is better than your book boyfriend! ~ Gena Showalter

If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else. ~ Alexa Chung

This is a terrible plan," he says to Han Solo - Solo, who crouches down so as not to be seen. Han Solo, the jerk. The very handsome, very charismatic jerk. "And I hate you very much. ~ Chuck Wendig

My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend, ~ Kristen Stewart

Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief? ~ Lisa Schroeder

I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton ~ Sandi Lynn

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around. ~ J.M. Richards

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else. ~ Larry David

At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry. ~ Jessica Simpson

Golf is my boyfriend right now. ~ Karrie Webb

My boyfriend is not a swimmer! ~ Katie Hoff

That's what's so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity. ~ Bill Maher

There's always a high school jerk, isn't there? But I didn't date much in high school, because I went to an all-girls' private school for ten years. ~ Emmanuelle Vaugier

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street. ~ Gerald Celente

When I was little, I think that I wanted Superman to be my boyfriend. ~ Pauley Perrette

My knee-jerk is that it is comedy and, if you watch them all back-to-back, you will gain something and you will lose something. ~ Mitchell Hurwitz