Casey Wilson Quotes

Frankly, 'Bride Wars' got made because movies with women need to be about weddings and love.

The woman I'd want to meet the most is Nicole Holofcener. I've loved every single film she's done. I think her films are deeply comedic while being deeply disturbing and dark.

Molly Shannon, for example, is someone I've always really looked up to, because her comedy is so physical and wild and unembarrassed and brave.

My mom worked tirelessly on getting equal rights for women.

I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.

Even before I got on 'SNL' I assumed I would do some type of sitcom; I kind of thought that was how I would start. I don't mean to sound arrogant - I just thought I would be best suited to the form.

So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring.

It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.

I know this is a weird niche, but a lot of my female friends have these strange stories where there their dads have seen the small successes of their daughters and have decided that they are creative as well.

I still am not a size two - I don't think I could get there if I wanted to.

There's a creative freedom with being under the radar. But I guess if you're too under the radar, you get canceled?

Posturing is funny to me.

You only feel as good as your last sketch.

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.'

The alternative comedy scene is actually pretty small, I guess.

I've met architects before, and they're not living the life we see on TV.

Kenya Moore is everything to me. She's everything.

I love Nene Leakes, of course.

If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.

I'm a voyeuristic American.

Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious.

My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.

Both my parents were working in politics when I was growing up, so going on stage was not that great a leap.

I can never turn my creativity off.

Jake Johnson is one of my oldest friends.

Everything related to 'SNL,' that was very sudden - from the time I found out I was joining the cast to the time I could read on a blog that someone watching the show thinks I'm fat, that was about 30 days. That blog part, that could've moved a little more slowly. But hey - it's all material, right?

My dad would write these sketches for me while I was at 'SNL.'

Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.

My dad's cool. He is socially liberal.

My goal is to generate more material for myself.

If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that haven't even been brainstormed a week earlier, you really can't be afraid to fail.

The more money you spend, the more you need to make back, and the more pressure there is to appeal to everyone - which to the studio means that the specificity and uniqueness must be watered down. But I think mass audiences like things that are more specific and tend to have a voice, like 'Napoleon Dynamite' or 'Superbad.'

My dad always said that 90 percent of marital problems could be solved by getting your blood sugar up, and he's right! So I would say pick a partner who's forgiving when you have low blood sugar and threaten to drive your car through your shared home.

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.

I use a method approach to all my sitcom work.

Something that's good in the mini-culture of 'Happy Endings' is that the goal is to try and make each other laugh. There is a pretty high bar, and you want to make the writers laugh, and you want to elevate what's already great material - and also, we're like, 'Who is even watching this? Let's just go for it.'

When you're on a road trip, anything goes.

I actually do enjoy the Kardashians' show, and I know that other people do enjoy it, but at the same time, they want to make fun of it. Like, I know that girls are watching that show - I'm just the only one courageous enough to say it. Other people are courageous in acts of war, but I'm courageous in my love for the Kardashians.

Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just seeing the performance of all the work you're doing and the look you're giving; it's very hard to get to the center. It's very hard to see what's what.

I'll take discrimination if it's in my favor!

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

If you have a sense of your place in the world, that's the best preparation for anything.

You can't always tell if someone's gay over Twitter, but when he's talking to you about 'Real Housewives,' it's probably OK to assume.

I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.

Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.

Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman.

New York is hard living. It's fun living, but it's hard.

I'm the girl that writes feverishly in my tiny trailer on set.

I'm getting into all sorts of L.A. things. I go to bikram yoga, I went to an astrologer recently ... I'm accepting L.A. for who she is. She's a dark temptress.

Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.

Somewhere along the way, I think I realised that taking yourself seriously is the worst thing that you can do in life, so once I let that go, I've just let it all go. I have no standard of personal dignity.