Jessica Simpson Quotes

There are certain things that make me relax, like writing my journal. That's the only time that I'm relaxing. It's the only time I really get to examine myself.

Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder.

Labor is really going to hurt.

I'm see-through. And I'm the worst liar of all time.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer.

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.

I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.

I never thought I'd be some fashion mogul!

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made.

Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

I love to be comfortable, but I also love to play up the glamour.

It's important to fall in love with someone you don't want to change.

I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

I want to be a role model.

Dumb is just not knowing. 'Ditzy' is having the courage to ask!

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star.

There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.

I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that ... running sometimes if there's a sale.

I want to be as healthy as I can because I'm a mom now.

If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers.

I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera] ... she has so much talent ... she has an amazing voice.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff.

I'm very old fashioned.

A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

I have to go ... drop some kids in the pool.

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

When you grow up in the music industry, trying to be Britney Spears because that's what sells records and then you realize, 'All I have to do is be myself? I should have thought of that a long time ago,' it feels good to have success come from what's actually inside of you.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

I don't regret anything I've gone through.

I can't deprive myself of things because then I obsess about it and end up eating.

You're never going to look perfect to yourself even if you might look perfect to somebody else.

Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

All I have to say is: Jessica Simpson is the most beautiful woman on the planet!

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

About losing a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion.

I'm not that kind of publicity, attention-grabber type of artist.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Normally, I'm so shy.

It's important for country fans to know that I'm not just trying to come in and take their money for a CD.

I definitely don't Google my name.

I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.

I love my curves.

I'm actually a good cook.

I really don't look at myself as just one thing. I'm kind of scattered and like to have my hands in a lot of different projects. It makes me who I am.

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.

It's been hard, but I've finally come to the realization that it's okay to not be perfect.

And I'm the worst liar of all time.

Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.

As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.

At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry.

You change with the guys you date.

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every day.

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

Well I think any designer that can understand what people need to be wearing right now is the biggest and best step that you can take. Instead of putting your ego first, you put the buyer first. And I think that that's a really important thing just to know what the consumer is wanting to wear.

I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.

When I signed a record deal, I was always told by execs I needed to be like everybody else, that I had to show my midriff, things that would take away from who I want to be as an artist.

Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.

I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

Pour your scotch on the rocks
and drink your misery down.
Go home and make love to her
and picture me, picture me.
Yeah, picture me!

The point of launching a maternity line, for me, was to do something different.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

I feel like everybody's always out to get me, and that's a weird feeling.

I really want to be just a singer-songwriter. That's who I am.

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.

I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.

I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail.

It's not fair that women look in the mirror and feel disgust because of what society has made them believe.

Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time ... not even me.

Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that.

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

I have a lot of really good handlers.

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.