CM Punk Quotes

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

Is he under the influence or something?

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave ...

I am the best wrestler in the world.

I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

I am The Catalyst of Change

My name's Punk. CM Punk.

There's one thing you're better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. -To John Cena

OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL

I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.

I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar, and he split just like I'm splitting, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship.

Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?

This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to
Paul Levesque

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings ... that didn't end ... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.

Straight edge means I'm better than you.

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

For some reason, talking is easy for me. Practice does make perfect; I've been doing it for a while. Being out there in a high-pressure situation with a live audience and a live TV camera on you, it brings something out. It's very organic.

King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that ... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

I fancy myself as being very good at Guitar Hero. I really don't play any other videogames. I kind of fell in love with Guitar Hero the first time I played it, and went out and bought a system for it.

He spilled my diet soda!

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl ... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend ... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

We have the worst security!

I am officially a member of The New Breed!

People like to come up to me and tell me that I've got nice ink. Except these tattoos aren't just decorations. They are declarations. Every tattoo I have tells its own story about who I am. Drug-free. Honor. And a war against the system.

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

When approaching me in public, do not be rude. Say please. Introduce yourself. Have manners. Be considerate. Otherwise you'll be disappointed.

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

I think it's good to have different styles, though. I think it's good to have a lucha on a show, some Japanese flavor, I think MMA is a good thing, a little bit of the hardcore and the blood and guts is good. That is what makes a show for me.

Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know ... AIDS.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that's something you're into - if you like watching people get kicked in the face - come see me. I'll probably be your favorite wrestler

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me real quick. I kind of basically looked at it as my retirement plan now. That's definitely something I can do when I'm not wrestling anymore. And believe it or not - this sounds horrible - but it was really easy for me. I would really love to do both. I'd love to wrestle and do commentary, I think that would be awesome.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

On the road, the WWE is a family. The divas are my sisters, and like any big brother, I don't want creeps around my little sisters.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

People get hired based off of a certain look or something like that and they have no intention of paying their dues or even respecting the business. It's not a good idea to do that.

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that.

Wrestling is pretty DIY. I've been doing it for 12 years, completely on my own. It's like being in a band or running a zine - except that I get to kick people in the face.

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

Best of luck in your future endeavors!

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.