Aaa Car Rental Quotes

A rental car is basically an ashtray on wheels. ~ Scott Adams

The Gray Man hated his current rental car. He got the distinct impression it hadn't been handled enough by humans when it was young, and now it would never be pleasant to be around. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot! ~ Jeff Foxworthy

My car broke down. Instead of AAA, I called AA by mistake. They could only move my car twelve steps. ~ Jerry Snider

Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage. ~ Damien Fahey

My dad and I are very different people. For example, he's been stabbed; I'm afraid of bugs. He's a mechanic; I once had to exchange a "broken" rental car because I didn't realize I was driving around with the parking brake on. I could keep going, but you get it. ~ Jason Mulgrew

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around. ~ Ryan Stiles

I don't think the AAA is an end in itself; we will maintain prudent financial management with or without the AAA. ~ Jay Weatherill

If you plan to invest in rental properties, using a property management service is the best worry-free way you can deal with them. ~ Skeletonkeypm

Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter. He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!"
Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back. ~ Suzanne Brockmann

In my life, I have driven some crappy vehicles. But I have never been so desperate for a vehicle that I wanted a used rental car. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

Abel. I can't let you…sell your body."
"The transaction is closer to a rental. ~ Claudia Gray

You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem. ~ Louis C.K.

Shitload said, "His name is Korrok the Slavemaster from the eighth plane, also known in some realms as Baa'aaa'aaa'aab and in others as the Lord Zanthk All-Bzzki'l Shadd'uuul'l L'luuu'ddahs L'ikzzb-lla Khtnaz. ~ David Wong

Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

When someone drew a picture of Pope John wearing an Avis 'We try harder' button, those words no longer meant which car rental to patronize, and yet some of the overtones from its original meaning are there and make a contribution to the new situation. ~ Corita Kent

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you? ~ Dave Barry

It's not a stretch to say the whole financial industry revolves around the compass point of the absolutely safe AAA rating. But the financial crisis happened because AAA ratings stopped being something that had to be earned and turned into something that could be paid for. ~ Matt Taibbi

Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it. ~ Khaled Hosseini

It was a bewildering feeling, dating so many men in such a short period of time, like taking test drives of a rental car. At ~ Stacey Wiedower

If we are going to approach the euro area as a zone with a harsh line in the middle between AAA and non-AAA, between the north and the south, no way are we going to move forward. ~ Jeroen Dijsselbloem

In most instances, at all costs, do NOT check a bag. Especially during the holiday season. You have more flexibility to switch flights, switch airlines or even leave the airport and get a rental car to drive to your next destination. If the airline has your bag, they also have you. ~ Beth Mowins

I invent a reason for the Hertz attendant to start the rental car.
I am seventy-five years old: this is not the reason I give. ~ Joan Didion

Taking a shuttle or even paying for a taxi to a rental office that's a few miles away from the airport can mean a lower rate - 50 percent lower is common - for the same car, from the same company, for the same length of time. Many companies run free shuttles from some of the major airports. ~ Jean Chatzky

Looking back on it, I realize that it might not have been the completely right thing to do. Unfortunately, the rental market in San Francisco sometimes requires that you overlook trivial things like having a serial killer for a landlord. ~ Darren McKeeman

With great effort, I pushed my questions to the side for the time being. We were still fugitives, still undoubtedly pursued. Sydney's car was a brand new Honda CR-V with Louisiana plates and rental sticker.
"What the hell? Is this daring escape sponsored by Honda?"
- Rose Hathaway ~ Richelle Mead

Today there are two points where a car manufacturer has interaction with you as an owner of a car. One, you buy the car. Two, you go to the car shop to repair the car. ~ Hans Vestberg

I've heard Braggadocio about excess baggage charges, multiple unused hotel rooms, and rental cars held unused for long periods of time, which makes me lose respect for certain photographers. Sometimes it's worth it to spend money on a good idea, but wasting money makes me ill. ~ Peter Menzel

I'm always on the road, and I drive rental cars. Sometimes I don't know what's going on with the car, and I'll drive for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. What kind of emergency is this? I need to not stop now. It's not really an emergency brake, it's an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever. ~ Mitch Hedberg

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti

Working alone on stories, I began to feel the anonymity of motels on interstate highways reached by jet planes and rental cars. It was hard to have a good time, and the only way I could make the loneliness excusable was by taking pictures I thought were very good, even valuable. ~ John Loengard

Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. ~ Jason McCoy

The last day i was home i took the rental car up old 14 behind the Sandia Mountains. as i drove north toward Santa Fe past Madrid I rolled the window down halfway and let the cold, brisk, February air come into the car. I smelled the pinon trees and the damp earth. The Gray came over me. My life flashed through my heart in one deep rush of feeling. When I made the turn around the mountain to the west, the mesas and valleys spread out before me under the orange and gold horizon. The sun hit me like a wave that flooded out the past and dissolved any idea of the future, and I felt okay and whole for about twenty minutes. ~ Marc Maron

When in Rome, Alexander," said Magnus, "one drives a Maserati."
They had to get to Rome as fast as possible, and they couldn't use a Portal, so Magnus said he was selecting the next best option. Shinyun was reading the Red Scrolls of Magic and ignoring them both, which was fine with Alec.
"An excellent choice," said the attendant at teh luxury car rental lot. "Gotta love a classic 3500 GT Spyder."
Alec leaned into Magnus. "The car is also a spider?"
Magnus shrugged, flashing Alec an irresistibly bright smile. "No idea. I just picked it because it was Italian and red. ~ Cassandra Clare

We can't go into the room where Sophie's sleeping, so I haul her into the backseat of her rental car, parked two feet in front of us. It seems ridiculous, adolescent, and in a way, perfectly fitting. Our knees knock against the windows and our feet get in the way, and because it is Delia, we even laugh. ~ Jodi Picoult

If a neighbor is killed in a car accident, do you sell your car and stop driving? ~ Mario Andretti

Decisions can be like car accidents, sudden and full of consequences. ~ Allison Glock

The GTO is such an important car because it's a racing car and a touring car and that's pretty unusual. ~ Nick Mason

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card ... ~ Jill Shalvis

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. ~ Murray Walker

A great race car driver in a bad car doesn't make great results. A great car and a bad race car driver doesn't make great results. You have to have both. It's the combination of driver and car. ~ Jeff Burton

You can't treat a car like a human being. A car requires love. ~ Walter Rohrl

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished. ~ Abraham Maslow

If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business. ~ Jay Leno

My first car was a 1977 Oldsmobile Delta 88. Ugly car. More ugly on this car than a Rolling Stones group photo. ~ Christopher Titus

Michigan is also the only industrial state that has a AAA credit rating. ~ John Engler

It's not that I don't want a fast car. I like the speed. I'm just not the type of person who finds a sports car a sexy car. ~ Inga Cadranel

My worst habit is probably that I'm extremely messy. I'm a big scatter-brain - I'm always losing my car keys, or worse, forgetting where I parked my car in the car park. ~ Georgia Salpa

Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations. ~ Susan Faludi

I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman. ~ Aaron Tveit

God love the car. It has shown the naked heart that lives in all of us. Man invented the car but the car
out of pure malevolence no doubt
changed the history of the world by reinventing man. ~ Harry Crews

Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. ~ Elizabeth McCracken

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. ~ David Alan Grier

Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car. ~ Evan Davis

At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return. ~ Roger Staubach

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. ~ Doris Roberts

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ~ Steven Wright

If I had a musical identity that was definable then it would be time to get into painting or something else. Race car driving. ~ Chris Cornell

If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it's either a new woman or a new car! ~ Prince

If you have a car and you win a race, you cannot just settle for that. You must try and make the car better. We're a good car but you always want a bigger engine. ~ Rafael Benitez

I can't get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home. ~ Jarod Kintz

I remember the first time I drove mum's car. We just went to a car park near my house, and it actually wasn't too bad. I felt quite confident straight away. ~ Melissa Breen

Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. Don't drive like you! Make it fast! ~ Peter Lerangis

A lot of times people would offer me movies and, because I'm a car freak, I'd look in a magazine and say, 'How much is this car? If you give me this car I'll show up and do the movie' I call 'em 'sports car flicks'. ~ Ice-T

When General Motors builds a car, they want to meet the specific needs of many customers. But if they custom-make each car, then it will not be economical. ~ Susumu Tonegawa

A car alarm is a way for a car to tell everyone that its owner is an asshole. ~ Demetri Martin

I don't have a car in Manhattan because you have to choose between a car and an apartment. It's that expensive. ~ Adam Ferrara

I was a young boy. A stock car guy used to live across the street from us. He'd work on his car, and both of my older brothers became gearheads. ~ Robin Zander

There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car, some say a rear-engined car. I say a rented car. Nothing handles better than a rented car. You can go faster, turn corners sharper, and put the transmission into reverse while going forward at a higher rate of speed in a rented car than in any other kind. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

A Home without Equity Is Just a Rental with Debt, ~ Michael Lewis

A swing is like a car. You've got the fan belt, carburetor, pistons, spark plugs, fuel pump. If any part isn't working, the car doesn't run. Same way with hitting. ~ Wade Boggs

Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win. ~ Enzo Ferrari

You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car. ~ David Byrne

How Much Are You Willing To Give Up In Order To Gain? ~ Car

There is only laughing across the land as the car moves you along, on your way someplace with love in the car. ~ Daniel Handler

Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable than I did previously. ~ Danica Patrick

The only healing I've ever known is getting back in that race car - for all us racers. ~ Clint Bowyer

My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car. ~ Adam Ferrara

I rented a car. I didn't really need one, I just wanted to make one less available. I wanted one businessman on the bus with no car. ~ Mitch Hedberg

A car for the people, an affordable Volkswagen, would bring great joy to the masses and the problems of building such a car must be faced with courage. ~ Adolf Hitler

The Open Road goes to the used-car lot. ~ Louis Simpson

We go through the whole season working on next season's car and developing the car and making sure we fit in the car and all that sort of stuff. And we obviously give ideas of what we would hope next year's car would have even if it's small things like buttons on the steering wheel and different positions and whatever. ~ Jenson Button

The builder of the best racing car is not necessarily its best driver. ~ Hans Selye

Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy. ~ Dean Kamen

I once bought an old car back after I sold it because I missed it so much and I had forgotten that it never ran. It was a British racing car. You know, because I just wanted it back. I could only remember what was good about it. ~ Connie Chung

This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadnt said that. ~ Richard Hammond

What's behind you doesn't matter. ~ Enzo Ferrari

I hate to take compromises with a racing car. The more standard a car is, the more compromises you have to take. ~ Michael Schumacher

There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make a call, you have to pick up the phone and talk to an operator: Put me through to AAA. My car battery's dead. Yes, ma'am. Put me through to Pink Dot. I need vanilla Häagen-Dazs toute de suite! Yes, ma'am. Put me through to my ex-boyfriend... I'm sorry, ma'am, the operator would say. That would be a bad idea. Now you go to bed before you do anything stupid. ~ Kim Gruenenfelder

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) ~ Bum Phillips

People will buy the car just because it's a great car. We want them to think it's excellent value for money and then, oh yeah, it happens to be electric. ~ Elon Musk

I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

A bad sermon is like a car wreck - everyone slows down to see what happened. ~ John Ortberg

When people switch to car-sharing from car ownership, they reduce their vehicle miles traveled by 44 percent, and thus their greenhouse gas emissions go down by, like, 40 percent. ~ Jessica Scorpio

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on. ~ Barbara Bush

John trotted up, carrying his satchel. "Yes. Wexler's gone. We need your car."
"What? Why?"
John circled around to the passenger-side door and said, "Car chase. ~ David Wong

Over my lifetime, the car had actually transcended the fact that it is a car. It has become a venue. ~ Eric Bana

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Prince Philip

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake." ~ Henny Youngman

Steal Captain Black's car," said Yossarian. "That's what I always do." "We can't steal anybody's car. Since you began stealing the nearest car every time you wanted one, nobody leaves the ignition on. ~ Joseph Heller