Dog Chilling Quotes

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life. ~ John Oliver

My fears are agitated to an extreme degree and the dread of death involves me in a stupor of chilling indisposition. ~ John Clare

It's absolutely chilling to think that I've been working on a comic-book series called 'Optic Nerve' since I was sixteen. ~ Adrian Tomine

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie. ~ Niall Horan

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls. ~ Woody Allen

The comfort was peculiarly chilling. ~ Shannon A. Thompson

Long stormy spring-time, wet contentious April, winter chilling the lap of very May; but at length the season of summer does come. ~ Thomas Carlyle

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! ~ Dave Barry

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~ Will Rogers

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. ~ James Thurber

I don't think we should tell them what we're going to do in advance. Let them think. Worry. Wonder. Uncertainty is the most chilling thing of all. ~ Vernon A. Walters

How come dog and dog owner are so alike? ~ Hiroko Sakai

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives. ~ Rita Rudner

Your dog's health is ultimately in your hands. ~ Jana Rade

I'm always drawing, so Draw Something is a cool game to play against your friends when you're bored and sat chilling out and relaxing. ~ Zayn Malik

A dog is not a thing. A thing is replaceable. A dog is not. A thing is disposable. A dog is not. A thing doesn't have a heart. A dog's heart is bigger than any "thing" you can ever own. ~ Elizabeth Parker

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Where's your dog?' I ask quickly. 'Dawn said you had a dog. Let's take the dog out.'
'There ain't no dog,' replies Janis. ~ Carla H. Krueger

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? ~ Eleanor Porter

Why did it happen? The big dog got fed. And when the big dog was fed, the little dog even got some meat in there, too. Big dog owns the domain, but the little dog can go wherever he wants. ~ Shaquille O'Neal

The more boys I meet the more I love my dog. ~ Carrie Underwood

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I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog - cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way. ~ Jordan Sonnenblick

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. ~ Ambrose Bierce

When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news. ~ Charles A. Dana

The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind ~ Theodorus Gaza

American dog say, 'Woof, woof.' Korean dog say, 'Mung, mung.' Polish dog say, 'How, how.' So which dog barking is correct? That is human beings' barking, not 'dog' barking. If dog and you become one hundred percent one, then you know sound of barking. This is Zen teaching. Boom! Become one. ~ Seung Sahn

The eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings. ~ Barbara Woodhouse

I love my dog unconditionally, but never the man I'm sleeping with. ~ Isabel Allende

When the little dog snarls, the big dog does not connect the snarl with himself, simply fancying that the little dog must be uncomfortable. ~ Anthony Trollope

Get rid of the dog! Tick Tock! ~ Nishta Kochar

You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU ~ Chelsea Handler

When you cry about losing a dog, it means the dog did its job. It means the dog made a connection. ~ Nick Trout

My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog. But I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from 'The Wizard of Oz.' But I warn you, my dog is always with me ... WOOF! ~ Jack Nance

Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine? ~ Gabrielle Zevin

My dog has a cough. If you've never seen a dog with a cough, I recommend trying to find one. It's hilarious. ~ Zach Braff

I am a conservative type of person, so sometimes when I'm chilling with myself, people always come ask me, 'What's wrong with you? What are you wondering about?' ~ Wayne Wonder

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! ~ David Letterman

Except for cases that clearly involve a homicidal maniac, the police like to believe murders are committed by those we know and love, and most of the time they're right - a chilling thought when you sit down to dinner with a family of five. All those potential killers passing their plates. ~ Sue Grafton

Take personal responsibility. A lot of people go, 'Well, I'll get a dog because I have a kid and a kid needs a dog.' And it doesn't work out for that dog and the dog is on the street. ~ Betty White

No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned by a dog. ~ Gene Hill

You can't have too much dog in a book. ~ Gail Honeyman

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him. ~ Henry David Thoreau

A new dog never replaces an old dog, it merely expands the heart. ~ Erica Jong

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it. ~ Louis Sabin

It's a dog eat dog world. But only if the second dog is more stupid than the first. ~ Washington Irving

My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats. ~ Dana Gould

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it. ~ Karel Capek

The biggest dog has been a pup. ~ Joaquin Miller

The bond with a dog is as lasting as the ties of this Earth can ever be. ~ Konrad Lorenz

If uncertain, it's best to pass by a possibly good dog than risk injury. ~ Joel M. McMains

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals. ~ James Thurber

Dog parks can be a fantastic way to socialize your dog, but it's important for owners to understand that a dog park isn't exercise and isn't a substitute for walk. A visit to the dog park is fun - play time. ~ Cesar Millan

I love my dog. Actually, the best portrait I did was of my dog. ~ Patrick Demarchelier

It would have been so perfectly ironic if I had been killed by the dog, because I was petting a dog who was not used to being pet, because I think I'm some kind of dog whisperer, and I think I can make any dog love me. ~ Pam Houston

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog. ~ Mallory Ortberg

Using a dog as a narrator has limitations and it has advantages. The limitations are that a dog cannot speak. A dog has no thumbs. A dog can't communicate his thoughts except with gestures. ~ Garth Stein

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. ~ Laurence J. Peter

Everyone talks to their dog, and then in your mind the dog talks back. A talking dog can provide the words that a stunted protagonist finds difficult to muster. ~ Mike Mills

Between the monster and the fool there are many people who walk the middle path with a dog at their heels, their lives enriched by giving the dog a dog's life. ~ Ian Niall

He who does not understand that a dead lion is more alive than a living dog will remain a dog. ~ Maimonides

Dog lovers are a good breed themselves. ~ Gladys Taber

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too. ~ Pablo Picasso

He has taught me the meaning of devotion. With him, I know a secret comfort and a private peace. He has brought me understanding where before I was ignorant. ~ Gene Hill

The man recovered of the bite, The dog it was that died. ~ Oliver Goldsmith

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. ~ Robertson Davies

LOOK AT HIM! Mum, LOOK! OUR NEW DOG! ISN'T HE A BEAUTY?"
"Another DOG!" came Maia's amazed voice. ~ Sonal Panse

In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him. ~ Scott Adams

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. ~ Mark Twain

The dog is still in the natural state. And you can easily see that, because you have problems and your dog doesn't. And while your happy moments may be rare, your dog celebrates life continuously. ~ Eckhart Tolle

The fidelity of a dog is a precious gift demanding no less binding moral responsibilities than the friendship of a human being. ~ Konrad Lorenz

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. ~ Billiam Coronel

Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door. ~ Pseudonymous Bosch

The swine who stole my dog doesn't realize what he did to me! ~ Adolf Hitler

I like this dog," he said, rubbing the dog's head. "He's a very straightforward kind of dog. ~ Kate Atkinson

I don't have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once. ~ Steven Wright

You can teach an old dog new tricks. You just don't want to see the dog doing them. ~ Bill Cosby

There are those among us who are more dog people than others - and a dog person without a dog is missing something. I ~ Rick Bass

You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats his dog.... ~ Peary Perry

My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... ~ Dana Gould

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I ~ Elle Casey

It is rewarding beyond words to rescue a dog from the shelter and have that dog become part of your family. ~ Jenna Morasca

If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
[If the old dog barks, he gives counsel.] ~ George Herbert

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. ~ Charles M. Schulz

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. ~ Elizabeth Taylor

Me and my dog are best friends. ~ Daniel Johns

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles. ~ Bill Maher

If a man with a dog sits quietly enjoying music and smiling, his dog might sit down beside him and smile, too. But who knows whether the dog is having a comparable experience or whether the dog is simply happy that his master is happy. ~ Oliver Sacks

There will always be a lost dog somewhere that will keep me from being happy. ~ Jean Anouilh

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ~ George Eliot

Alexandra Horowitz's book Inside of a Dog: What Dogs See, Smell, and Know should be required reading for anyone adopting a rescue dog or buying a dog from a breeder. ~ Peter Zheutlin

God: you're man's best friend.

Dog: ok.

God: and women's best friend.

Dog: yay.

God: and children's best friend.

Dog: aww.

God: and...and my best friend?

Dog: [puts paw on God's knee] always.

God: I'm gonna miss you.

Dog: I'll be back when they don't need me anymore. ~ Nitya Prakash

Never trust a dog to watch your food. ~ Saint Patrick

Imagine that the country is like a dog. The terrorist attacks are like fleas biting the dog, but what the terrorists are really after is not to bite the dog. It's to have the dog, in an attempt to get the fleas on him, chew himself to pieces. ~ Dan Carlin

I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone. ~ Steven Wright

Hunger and fear are the only realities in dog life: an empty stomach makes a fierce dog. ~ Robert Falcon Scott

I always say, the time you spend with your dog makes the difference in a great dog or a crate dog. ~ M.K. Clinton

I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person." ~ Warren Beatty

You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you've never known. ~ Michael P. Naughton