Funny George Hamilton Quotes

The Baggio brothers, of course, are not related. ~ George Hamilton

He caught that with the outside of his instep. ~ George Hamilton

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear ~ George Hamilton

There's no telling what the score will be if this one goes in ~ George Hamilton

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off ~ George Hamilton

Referee Norlinger is outstanding in the sense that he stands out. ~ George Hamilton

It's always amazing to me the idiosyncrasies people end up disliking others for. ~ George Hamilton

I thought, better to get out while I'm still alive. ~ George Hamilton

I'm kind of like a relic from another era. ~ George Hamilton

We don't really know what Iran are capable of when the gun is put to their head ~ George Hamilton

Shay Given almost single-handedly won the match for Newcastle against Everton, although obviously he didn't score the goals ~ George Hamilton

The worst drug of today is not smack or pot - it's refined sugar. ~ George Hamilton

A lot of actors flame out. ~ George Hamilton

What that situation really needed was a little eyebrows. ~ George Hamilton

It flew towards the roof of the net like a Wurlitzer ~ George Hamilton

Welcome to the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona that is packed to capacity ... with some patches of seats left empty. ~ George Hamilton

I always felt people who took themselves seriously were kind of boring. ~ George Hamilton

Basically, I'm a shy human being. Very introverted. ~ George Hamilton

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I don't use the phrase 'I love you' very often, but I say it every time I talk to my children. ~ George Hamilton

The eiderdown of this 2-0 lead is a lot more comfortable than the blanket of 1-0. ~ George Hamilton

I'm not saying it's safe to go sit out in the sun all day but I don't believe that sun is bad for you. ~ George Hamilton

Women love romance, but they're not as romantic as men. ~ George Hamilton

There is an elegant memorial in Washington to Jefferson, but none to Hamilton. However, if you seek Hamilton's monument, look around. You are living in it. We honor Jefferson, but live in Hamilton's country, a mighty industrial nation with a strong central government. ~ George F. Will

When I said they'd scored two goals, of course I meant they'd scored one. ~ George Hamilton

When people realize you're not the stuffed shirt they think you are it's such a relief and you have people who really like to be around you. ~ George Hamilton

Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest. ~ George Hamilton

To my mind, there are no unattractive women; only those who haven't been awakened by love ... A woman is often like a strip of film-obliterated, insignificant-until a man puts the light behind her. ~ George Hamilton

I've developed a self-discipline since the time I was a child. ~ George Hamilton

Ze soldiers are very hoppy shooting ze pipples who say that ze pipples are not hoppy. ~ George Hamilton

I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I've never turned down an autograph request. I've never not taken a picture with someone. ~ George Hamilton

I consume an enormous number of books, but they're always on a particular subject because I'm obsessive. ~ George Hamilton

I never took the work less than serious, my work ethic is ingrained in me. But I've always had a sense of humor about myself. ~ George Hamilton

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I'm my own doctor. I have a group of people who call me up on a weekly basis. I'm a 'doctor' without a license. ~ George Hamilton

I didn't want to see George Hamilton playing me, I wanted the real thing. ~ Robert Evans

A world-class playboy once told me that the key to mesmerising women is to listen to them and look deeply into their eyes. ~ George Hamilton

Women don't like men who know they're good looking. They'd much prefer a man who doesn't know he's good looking. ~ George Hamilton

More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny. ~ George Takei

There are a lot of self important people who make you believe they're artistes and high on the intelligence quotient and I've sat down and listened to them and just been bored. ~ George Hamilton

There are two schools of thought. A manager would tell you that must make them realize you're a dedicated actor and I took a totally different route than that. I never ever took myself seriously. ~ George Hamilton

I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love. ~ King George

It's hard for people to get their hands around fame, because it's heady stuff, and you have to look at it as being dangerous explosives, and you have to handle it with care. ~ George Hamilton

I'm not somebody who runs from the press. I'm not coy. I appreciate the press I've had over the years. ~ George Hamilton

George W. Bush is so pro-Mexico that if you hit him with a stick
prizes would fall out of him. ~ Argus Hamilton

I discovered that funny animal pictures - memes - would get a lot of likes and shares. ~ George Takei

Acting has always been something for me that's been a romp. I just show up and I have a good time, and I hope that I get through the day and I can have lunch in the sun. ~ George Hamilton

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. ~ George Lindsey

One thing I've learned about vampires
they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. ~ George Burns

It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore. ~ George Saunders

It's your money. You paid for it. ~ George W. Bush

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. ~ George Gordon Byron

Democracy, if it meant what our forefathers said, that would be great, but unfortunately it's been corrupted by this funding and funding of campaigns. There's a much better way to do it. There could be a small amount of money given by every taxpayer to be dedicated to candidates. ~ George Hamilton

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ~ George Carlin

CIA Director George Tenet briefed a Senate panel ... about the current situation in Iraq. He described how cash was being stolen and women were being assaulted with impunity. Senators love to attend these continuing education seminars. ~ Argus Hamilton

I put a knife in your hand and your first instinct was to stab me."
"You tried to stab me first," I objected without thinking. ~ Alwyn Hamilton

And in reaching out and doing these new things you get into this strange kind of shape where you are better off than if you were just resting, because you're using things that wouldn't otherwise be mute. ~ George Hamilton

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties. ~ George Saunders

Make Hamilton Bamilton, make Douglas Puglas, make Percy Bercy, and Stanley Tanley and where would be the long-resounding march and energy divine of the roll-call of the peerage? ~ George Augustus Henry Sala

President George W. Bush is the first American president to call openly for two-states, Israel and Palestine, living side by side in peace and security. ~ Lee H. Hamilton

Max: What's a period? George: It's a bullet we dodge, go get ready. ~ George Lopez

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers? ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. ~ George Takei

My mother was a star-struck girl from a little town in Arkansas who had gone to finishing school in New York, and whose mother had given her anything she ever wanted. ~ George Hamilton

I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~ George Carlin

That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it. ~ D.K. Hamilton

The ratman froze, staring at me. "Why are you laughing?" His voice held just a hint of unease. Good.
I was hoping that the vampires would come for me soon and save me. You've got to admit that's funny. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind. ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie

Free your mind... and your ass will follow. ~ George Clinton

The first obligation I have is to be funny; it's my first impulse and an instinct. I like being funny and finding the jokes. ~ George Carlin

A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed. ~ George Carlin

Both JFK and George W. Bush were the sons of wealthy U.S. ambassadors and thus privileged to meet distinguished figures, to travel, and to see the world and think about its problems if they chose. ~ Nigel Hamilton

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? ~ George Carlin

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.' ~ Paul George

what would you call this haircut?"
arthur. ~ George Harrison

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. ~ George A. Romero

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. ~ George W. Bush

Always treat others and situations with love. Think with your heart. #BestEverYou ~ Elizabeth Hamilton-Guarino

We are a nation of sheep, and someone else owns the grass. ~ George Carlin

Courage doesn't mean you don't get afraid. Courage means you don't let fear stop you. ~ Bethany Hamilton

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out ~ Will Rogers

You Go Where You Place Your Energy ~ Elizabeth Hamilton-Guarino

Bill Clinton beat Bush's father, President George H.W. Bush, for the White House in 1992 by focusing on 'the economy, stupid' - and Clinton's victory led, in time, to the longest sustained boom in American history. ~ Nigel Hamilton

..,No love cannot leave where there is no trust..,~cupid and psyche..,"Greek mythology of Edith Hamilton ~ Edith Hamilton

And so here i was, my hands tied so tight behind my back i was losing feeling in them and a fresh wound on my collarbone where a knife had just barely missed my neck. Funny how being successful felt exactly the same as getting captured. ~ Alwyn Hamilton

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I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. ~ George H. W. Bush

There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Always do whatever's next. ~ George Carlin

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes ... dies. ~ George Carlin

Comparing is a Gratitude Blocker. ~ Elizabeth Hamilton-Guarino

What year did Jesus think it was? ~ George Carlin

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? ~ George Carlin

I'm in shape. Round is a shape. ~ George Carlin

I don't feel I need to come and drive the race of Lewis Hamilton's life. I think I've driven pretty well this year and I plan to drive Lewis Hamilton's best this weekend. ~ Lewis Hamilton

We're Mexi-cans not Mexi-can'ts. ~ George Lopez