Stupidest Celebrity Quotes

I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid. ~ Paris Hilton

I'm not going for the sixteenth chapel. ~ Justin Bieber

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. ~ Jessica Simpson

I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them. ~ George H. W. Bush

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. ~ Axl Rose

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. ~ Sylvester Stallone

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean

What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff? ~ Paris Hilton

But I was a fool, the biggest, damnedest, stupidest fool in thee whole world. ~ Ian Cross

I moved out at 18. I always studied classes and trained a lot, you know. I think nowadays is such a different time because there's so many channels promoting the celebrity aspect of things. ~ Vince Vaughn

I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30? ~ Nicole Polizzi

There's all this stuff that is happening in Edinburgh now, it's a sad attempt to create an Edinburgh society, similar to a London society, a highbrow literature celebrity society. ~ Irvine Welsh

Not only are you insinuating that I'm a whore, but you're also insinuating that your brother has the intelligence of a mud fence to be with a woman who would take advantage of him because of his celebrity or his money, and be perfectly okay with that. ~ Kristen Proby

The idea of celebrity has always been very strange to me because it's taking the focus away from the music and attaching it to a person. When we put someone on a pedestal or idolize them, we're giving our own power away. ~ Marketa Irglova

If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don't get bodyguards or alarm systems. ~ Mark Fuhrman

I started cooking for the love of cooking, and I am going to keep cooking whether there's a celebrity aspect to it or not. ~ Marcus Samuelsson

My house has always been like everyone's house. You walk in, you're a part of the family, no matter who you are, what celebrity status you are, everyone is treated the same - with love from my mom. ~ Vinny Guadagnino

When I go into rehearsal rooms and meet with bands, they're genuinely excited to be with me because of what I've done as an artist, not because of anything else. There's that whole celebrity rock star thing, and artists are into artists who have been able to achieve success their way. ~ Nikki Sixx

We live in a celebrity-obsessed society. ~ Kelly Reilly

Sports biography at its best. Rich in period detail, anecdote, and fresh perspective, Strong Boy paints both the good and the bad sides of success, as America's growing celebrity culture turned a simple Irish American gladiator into a national, in fact international hero. A very human story with profound parallels for our sports-obsessed culture today! ~ Nigel Hamilton

Celebrity is a big part of the American social system. I'm certainly grateful for what it's done for me, but I do think that celebrity is overdone in our society. I think it's got a dangerous side to it. ~ Robert Redford

Olympic Gold changed me and my life dramatically. I became a celebrity overnight and people see me as a famous skater, not a real person. ~ Oksana Baiul

I did 'Celebrity' by Woody Allen. I did 'The Gingerbread Man' with Robert Altman. These were big talents. ~ Kenneth Branagh

The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us ~ Jude Morgan

I knew who I was. I was a celebrity without talent. I was an heiress. I was a whore. I was a party waiting to happen. I was an addict. I was his, and in that last definition - that I was owned by Deacon I knew my place in the chaos. ~ C.D. Reiss

I understood why films were made, and if they made a lot of money, they were successful. All of these things I knew. As a ten-year-old boy, I didn't really think a lot about finances or celebrity. I always viewed films as kind of what I imagined a summer camp to be like. ~ Henry Thomas

Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be. ~ Jessica Alba

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody. ~ Ben Stiller

I used to have a little silent prayer: 'Dear God, let my ability to get work be the same as my celebrity.' That would be a hard burden: to be a household name and not be able to get work. ~ Ted Danson

I only became a celebrity because I had a kid. Before I was pregnant nobody cared. I joke to my agent that having a baby made my career. ~ Busy Philipps

My heart stops everytime our eyes met when you look at the camera. ~ Xxdeadlyxxmemoriesxx

I don't know if I would refer to myself as a local celebrity. ~ Joshua Greenberg

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying. ~ Jen Lancaster

Normal is such a hard word to use, because everyone's idea of normal is different. Real is what the word is. I think you either live a real life or you live a weird celebrity pseudolife. I think I lead a really real life. ~ Sarah Michelle Gellar

What I bring to the interview is respect. The person recognizes that you respect them because you're listening. Because you're listening, they feel good about talking to you. When someone tells me a thing that happened, what do I feel inside? I want to get the story out. It's for the person who reads it to have the feeling ... In most cases the person I encounter is not a celebrity; rather the ordinary person. "Ordinary" is a word I loathe. It has a patronizing air. I have come across ordinary people who have done extraordinary things. (p. 176) ~ Studs Terkel

Involvement in public affairs is a legitimate use of celebrity. ~ Ron Silver

I watched my parents' fame diminish - as I was getting more conscious, their celebrity was going back down the mountain. ~ Carrie Fisher

I love the power of celebrity because you can give voice to the voiceless. ~ Q'orianka Kilcher

Celebrity is a mask that eats into the face. ~ John Updike

When a certain show or film or celebrity captures the imagination of the masses that has a good deal to say about us, I think, and what is happening in our collective psyche. ~ Laurie Foos

I live my life parallel with my work, and they are both equally important. I'm always amazed how much people talk about celebrity and fame. I don't understand the attraction. ~ Cate Blanchett