Cinderella Sarcastic Quotes

We mature not by years, but by stories…" from Cinderella In Focus:Cindy's Secret ~ H.L. Balcomb

Be kind, have courage and always believe in a little magic. ~ Cinderella

The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out. ~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I'm Cinderella. No, I'm better than Cinderella, because she only got the prince, didn't she? I'm Cinderella with fab teeth and a shit-hot job. ~ Sophie Kinsella

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic. ~ Leonardo DiCaprio

You are totally Cinderella," Gwen said, undeterred. "You're a big-eared, trouser-wearing, penis-having, magic-wielding Cinderella, if ever there was one." "I – you – what are you like ? I'm not Cinderella!"

"You're Cinder-fella. ~ FayJay

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean. ~ Kat Dennings

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor. ~ Rachel Maddow

We all want to feel like the most beautiful girl in the room, to be chosen and loved forever. The Cinderella story gives us hope of our impossible dreams becoming true. ~ Beth Moore Jones

Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers. ~ Michael Callahan

Cinderella was made for more than sweeping the floor. ~ Beth Moore Jones

I want to tell you a secret that will see you through all the trials that life can offer."

"Have courage and be kind! ~ Cinderella

Any consideration of the story we call 'Cinderella' for simplicity's sake must acknowledge that 'Cinderella' has had a dizzying array of personae over hundreds of years, in several cultures. There is no one authoritative tale of 'Cinderella,' only a hall of mirrors with a different face in each reflection. ~ Marie Rutkoski

You don't even know me," I said.
"And whose fault is that?"
"Cinderella's"
Two creases formed between Jake's eyebrows.
"Cinderella's?"
"Yeah, Cinderella screwed me over." Without any more explanation, I got into my car, pulled the door closed, and fired up the engine. ~ Cindi Madsen

What if Cinderella had been sent to kill the prince? - Kayden ~ J.C. Morrows

The Cinderella story is wired for weirdness, and you can see it in this movie. ~ Maria Tatar

I'm betting Cinderella didn't feel this foolish, but then again, Cinderella wasn't as clumsy as an intoxicated walrus. ~ Anna Banks

Yes, Cinderella won a real prize - a man who couldn't see her true worth until she fitted in the shoe properly. ~ Lily Morton

Cinderella does not represent contemporary girls.

Today's girls are no 'damsels-in-distress.' They figure and solve problems, invent solutions, and herald in the new world order. ~ Tina Sequeira

very funny my sarcastic friend ~ Cassandra Clare

People say I have my own Cinderella story, and in a way, I guess I do. ~ Laura Osnes

Nobody really metamorphoses. Cinderella is always Cinderella, just in a nicer dress. The Ugly Duckling was always a swan, just a smaller version. And I bet the tadpole and the caterpillar still feel the same, even when they're jumping and flying, swimming and floating.
Just like I am now. ~ Holly Smale

Follow the sincerity of your heart, it will always lead you on the right path" Cinderella in Focus: Cindy's Secret ~ Hlbalcomb

I hate everybody too, Cinderella. She laughs softly, probably confused as to why I just referred to her as Cinderella. ~ Colleen Hoover

If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin' eagles. ~ Ryan Lilly

I have four boys and two girls, and the girls, they typically want you to draw princesses, Tinkerbell, Cinderella, things like that. ~ Steve Breen

I'd venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes. ~ Heidi Schulz

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning? ~ Franz Grillparzer

I'm a sarcastic person, and people don't get my humor sometimes. ~ Sarah Hyland

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand. ~ George Eliot

He's being sarcastic. I hate when people are sarcastic. It's so cheap. ~ Jenny Han

'Pride and Prejudice' is often compared to 'Cinderella,' but Jane Austen's real 'Cinderella' tale is 'Mansfield Park.' ~ Susanna Clarke

There was something familiar but strange about her - Snow White with a suntan. Cinderella in biker boots. Tough and delicate and magical and real all at once. ~ Allyse Near

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Cinderella studied the colonel. "Haven't you tired of history, or my voice?" she asked, her tone closer to sincerity than the stiff politeness she usually used. "Not yet," he smirked. Cinderella ~ K.M. Shea

I had to write something and couldn't think of a plot, so I decided to write a Cinderella story because it already had a plot! Then, when I thought about Cinderella's character, I realized that she was too much of a goody-two-shoes for me, and I would hate her before I finished ten pages. ~ Gail Carson Levine

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ~ George Bernard Shaw

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. ~ Rita Rudner

If you want the Cinderella moments then you have to believe in magick. ~ Stephen Richards

I became Cinderella, Stella and Marcella were my evil stepsisters. If the house had mice and roaches and a damp garret, I would be living there. If we were using coals, I would be coughing over a smoking fire.
Was I not lucky to be a modern day Cinderella? At least I did not have to sleep among the cinders. ~ Gita V. Reddy

The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. ~ Zach Galifianakis

I don't fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life. ~ Reggie Lee

I have some sarcastic sides of me. ~ Eden Sher

She talks like you. It's not every day you hear a four-year-old say Prince Charming is a douchebag who's only holding Cinderella back."
"That's my girl. ~ Emma Chase

I really saw myself as the quintessential Cinderella. I think that's when I really thought about how I wanted to do something else and get away from all that. ~ Madonna Ciccone

Sorry I'm so sarcastic. I feel really bad about it. ~ Jennette McCurdy

Why do I feel a song coming on?" said Bean. The sarcastic words slipped out of him unbidden. ~ Orson Scott Card

I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet ~ Christopher Healy

The 100% American is 99% idiot. ~ George Bernard Shaw

I think we love the escapism of something like 'Cinderella,' and I think we do with 'Thor.' ~ Kenneth Branagh

Someone at Disney heard one of the records and called me in to do the sounds of Lucifer the Cat in Cinderella. ~ June Foray

Well, you know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyway because you think he might turn out to be different. ~ Mary Another Cinderella Story

I already know how I'm going to die"..."How?" I asked. "Spider bite. Or being sarcastic at the wrong time. ~ Abby Jimenez

Until quite recently dance in America was the ragged Cinderella of the arts. ~ Shana Alexander

An anniversary is where you look back at having either fulfilled Cinderella or Lord of the Flies. ~ Fernando A. Torres

Cinderella had to dress up so that the Prince could see her inner beauty. ~ Ljupka Cvetanova

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. ~ Kurt Vonnegut

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic. ~ Bob Odenkirk

The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it's a euphemism for sarcasm. 'I'm not being sarcastic; I'm being ironic.' No, you're not. You're evading the responsibility for being sarcastic. ~ Richard Corliss

I'm kind of a grinder. I'm a Cinderella, an underdog story who fights. ~ Zach Johnson

A good listener is usually thinking of something else. ~ Kin Hubbard

Really?"
"No. I'm being ironic. Or is it sarcastic? I can never remember."
"Irony's cleverer, so you're probably being sarcastic. ~ Jonathan Stroud

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak. ~ Jeannette Walls

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch ~ Ransom Riggs

He took Cinderella's basket from her and passed her his. Cinderella accepted the exchange and started weaving willow branches into his neater basket as he set about fixing hers. "He ~ K.M. Shea

I am sure Cinderella was really smart. Even if the fairy had not appeared, she would have found some way out of their clutches. She would have had to; it's called survival. ~ Gita V. Reddy

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood. ~ J.D. Salinger

I can be sarcastic. ~ Juan Pablo Galavis

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. ~ Forrest Tucker

For me and my entire generation, we took on this kind of sarcastic, ironic, snarkiness because it seemed the most extreme reaction to the earnestness of hippies. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things. ~ Jessica Alba

My brother and I both like sarcastic, insulting comedy, so that's a way we communicate. Somehow that's what we learned. My mom is not a really sarcastic person. She's a really sort of overly loving person, and my brother and I came out little cynical bastards. ~ Moshe Kasher

If you think research is expensive, try disease! ~ Mary Lasker

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. ~ Lawrence G. Lovasik

The lyrics were my sarcastic way of realizing you can't be the king of the hill all the time. ~ Hayley Williams

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable. ~ Kevin Spacey

To my surprise, I have an Emmy nomination, and I have never even been to the Emmys! So it's like I am Cinderella. But actually having thought about it, I am Cinder-elder! ~ Randee Heller

When friends become overfriendly - smell fish! ~ Adhish Mazumder

The world is full of zanies and fools, who don't believe in sensible rules, and won't believe what sensible people say. And because such daft and dewy-eyed dopes keep building up impossible hopes, impossible things are happening every day. ~ Rogers Hammerstein's Cinderella

I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn't: 'Oh, you're making fun of me right now.' And I wasn't! ~ Zooey Deschanel

'Cinderella' the cartoon scared me. I watched the bits with the mice, and the scenes with the stepsisters ripping her dress apart scared me. Cinderella was never even my favorite character in 'Into the Woods.' ~ Anna Kendrick

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father. ~ Prashant Yadav

The world is cynical and sarcastic, but that doesn't mean that that's always the truth. ~ Patrick Ness

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally. ~ Megan Fox

I like a guy who's sarcastic, serious, sensitive - even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That's sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence. ~ Moran Atias

I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. ~ Ashley Benson

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~ Helen Rowland

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. ~ Kurt Fuller

I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful. ~ Kelli O'Hara

A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed. ~ George Carlin

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. ~ John Cleese

My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.' ~ Natasha Leggero

My films often have a very strong strain of irony, or even sarcasm, which is definitely related to homosexual camp. But it is by no means straightforward: quite often I am sincere when I appear to be sarcastic, and I am sarcastic when I appear to be sincere. I also try to contradict myself at least once a day, which is a camp must. ~ Bruce LaBruce

Jealousy is the ugliest stepsister. Like Cinderella's ugly stepsisters whose jealousy of Cinderella caused their family's demise, a woman who is jealous of the success of their sister, sister-in-law or friend is showing their ugly insecure, low-self-esteem side. Get over it, get a makeover, and focus on developing yourself so you're happy with who you are rather than who they are. - Strong by Kailin Gow ~ Kailin Gow

I can be very dry and sarcastic. ~ Hayden Panettiere

You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer. ~ Rondal Partridge

Broken Glass

I watched her
Beardless
With little ego,
Fighting
On top of
The ceiling,
Like Cinderella
In high heels
Looking for
Her glass slippers
No ties required!! ~ Charmaine J. Forde

Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking. ~ George Mikes

Cinderella never asked for a prince, she asked for a night off and a dress ~ Kiera Cass

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. ~ Max Eastman