Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.

I always like to know what I'm doing, but there are times when nobody will tell me.

Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.

My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out.

Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.

We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.

I've learned so much from my failures that I'm thinking of having some more.

If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.

The difference between friendship and love is how much you can hurt each other.

Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.

If you can't go around it, over it, or through it, you had better negotiate with it.

At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.

How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?

History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

The majority is never right, unless it includes me.

The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.

If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.

There's nothing on my mind that couldn't be expressed by a long insane outburst of hysterical rage.

Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communication with some of the living.

Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.

I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?

My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.

There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.

If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.

Thanks to my computer, I have now achieved a much higher state of disorganization.

Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.

If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.

I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school

How can you call it unreasonable when all I want is my own way?

MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.

A good friend is worth pursuing ... but why would a good friend be running away?

Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.

The things I fear may all be imaginary, so what I fear most is my imagination.

Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.

We're still benefiting from the sacrifices of people long dead, but we're also suffering from their errors.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can possibly do is take a complete rest.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.

I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.

All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.

If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

At any moment, I could start being a better person ... but which moment should I choose?

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.

If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage

One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.

The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.

The longer I live, the less chance I'll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.

Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.

I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.

It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.

Better start rushing before the rush begins!

It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.

The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can

I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.

My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve