Funny Hangover Film Quotes

I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

He who truly believes he has a hangover has no hangover. ~ Kingsley Amis

'The Hangover' was, like, solid. I laughed a bit, you know. Seven out of 10, maybe. But I made it 32 minutes into 'Hangover 2' before I walked out. ~ Evan Goldberg

Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover. ~ Jimmy Breslin

Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film. ~ Steven Wright

The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover ~ Jimmy Breslin

My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever. ~ Heather Morris

I do miss sometimes being onstage, because when I do film and television, it's usually so brief and funny. ~ John Michael Higgins

What in the world is a hangover cure? ~ Brian Wilson

Home is where you hang your hangover. ~ James Crumley

Now I am sober and there's only the hangover and the memory of love. ~ Rumi

It's crazy in just the difference it makes turning up to sound check without a hangover. ~ Ladyhawke

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. ~ Dorothy Parker

I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine. ~ Randy Wayne

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you. ~ Jim Broadbent

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.' ~ Ken Jeong

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was. ~ Will Ferrell

The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. ~ Ben Affleck

If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover. ~ Helen Van Slyke

It became a gamble to myself whether I was able to do the exact same film ["Funny Games"]under very different circumstances. ~ Michael Haneke

She was trying to get rid of a religious hangover. ~ Simone De Beauvoir

A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~ Dorothy Parker

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic. ~ Kevin Chapman

The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover ~ Nick Offerman

He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit. ~ Markus Zusak

I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. ~ Hilary Swank

A favorite film of mine is 'Office Space' and I love 'The Hangover.' That is a really good comedy from character in that film, and that is true of 'Office Space' too. ~ Seth Gordon

The hangover became a part of the day as well allowed-for as the Spanish siesta. ~ F Scott Fitzgerald

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover. ~ Homer

Foggy hangover ... fending off sloth and torpor ... the battle within!!!!! ~ Mukesh Kwatra

I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers. ~ Chelsea Handler

The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good. ~ Charles Bukowski

Thanks liver... you are a champ! ~ Siddhant R. Shinde

Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." ~ Kingsley Amis

At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical toilet on a daily basis. ~ Christopher Titus

The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover. ~ Greg Gutfeld

It's a funny thing with the inspiration thing. There's always loads of music around that I absolutely love and films going back to when I started making film music in the mid-80's. ~ Steven Price

The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover? ~ Kanye West

It's a funny thing with documentary films - you want them to feel as entertaining and as gripping as a fictional film. With a fictional film you want it to feel as realistic as a documentary film. ~ Jonathan Demme

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say ~ Michael Winner

Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself. ~ Neve Campbell

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky. ~ Eddie Condon

Last time I was sober, man I felt bad,
Worst hangover that I ever had.
It took six hamburgers, Scotch all night,
Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right. ~ Mark Knopfler

It's funny how much you attach yourself to everyone around you when you film. ~ Jared Gilman

People think of poetry as a school subject ... Poetry is very frustrating to students because they don't have a taste for ambiguity, for one thing. That gives them a poetry hangover. ~ Billy Collins

There are people who think the film 'This Is Spinal Tap' is simply a very funny 'mockumentary.' Well, with Yes, we lived it. Take the hilarious scene in the film in which the bass player is trapped in a giant pod - that actually happened to Alan one night. ~ Rick Wakeman

Wall Street got drunk and now it's got a hangover. And the question is, how long will it sober up and not try to do those fancy financial instruments? ~ George W. Bush

If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind. ~ Kenzaburo Oe

Gossip and drama are different stages of the same intoxication… the first is the buzz; the latter is the hangover. ~ Steve Maraboli

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative. ~ Mike Tyson

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores. ~ Ike Barinholtz

When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it. ~ Will Ferrell

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. ~ Margaret Cho

There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' ~ Todd Phillips

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. ~ Woody Allen

I think 'Saturday Night Live', starting in the 1970s, really gave women an outlet to be funny. A lot of those women went on to have film careers, from Kristen Wiig now to Tina Fey and Gilda Radner. ~ Emma Stone

Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no hangover. The guys from Pantera taught us that trick. ~ Sully Erna

I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these. ~ Nigella Lawson

Every milieu has something ridiculous about it - film-making, the music world, painting - because people who take themselves seriously become funny pretty quickly. ~ Rebecca Miller

One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that you think you're wrong whether you are or not. Not wrong in particulars, but wrong in general, wrong about everything. ~ Jim Harrison

I have never been a Conservative, or at least not since being a young teenager. My father voted Conservative, and even his doing that was a hangover from the '50s and '60s, which may have been an influence on me. ~ Phil Collins

Post-structuralism is among other things a kind of theoretical hangover from the failed uprising of '68, a way of keeping the revolution warm at the level of language, blending the euphoric libertarianism of that moment with the stoical melancholia of its aftermath. ~ Terry Eagleton

All through my career I've written 1,000 words a day - even if I've got a hangover. You've got to discipline yourself if you're professional. There's no other way. ~ J.G. Ballard

You okay?' Nate asked warily.
My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. 'I look like the Bride of Frankenstein with a massive hangover.'
'I'd be hungover too if I'd just had to fuck Frankenstein. ~ Samantha Young

You cannot hurt animals, so what do I do? I kill the dog first. Then I do it with the boy. You're not supposed to break the illusion of this being a film, so I make the actor talk to the audience. Provocation is the principle of the whole film [ Funny Games]. It is very ironic. ~ Michael Haneke

This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country. ~ Clint Eastwood

What to me is anathema - a corpse-like, outmoded hangover - is for photography to be a bad excuse for another medium ... Is not photography good enough in itself, that it must be made to look like something else, supposedly superior? ~ Berenice Abbott

Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes. ~ John Waters

Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder. ~ Lev Grossman

It's funny, though, speaking of fathers and sons, because me and John Goodman played father and son, like, five or six years ago in the film 'Death Sentence,' and I got back with him again in 'Inside Llewyn Davis.' ~ Garrett Hedlund

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift ... The hangover comes the day after. ~ Joyce Brothers

If you're going to be an R already, you may as well be 'The Hangover,' and you may as well be as shocking as possible, because that's what delivers the most return. ~ Jon Favreau

The less lines, the better. I am the silent film actor, but not in a slapstick sort of way. Film is an image-based medium, so whatever you can say without the words is far more provocative and punctuating. If the lines are not funny or if they don't advance the story, sometimes it's hard. I hate talk in movies. ~ Callum Keith Rennie

When I was going for my graduate degree, I decided I was going to make a feature film as my thesis. That's what I was famous for-that I had my thesis film be a feature film, which was 'You're a Big Boy Now.' ~ Francis Ford Coppola

Well ... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there. ~ Colin Quinn

It's a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. ~ Scarlett Johansson

The 1980s are to debt what the 1960s were to sex. The 1960s left a hangover. So will the 1980s. ~ James Grant

Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything. ~ Jerry Lewis

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama. ~ Jean-Claude Van Damme

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. ~ Samuel Goldwyn

I love film, but it's funny going to drama school for three years, where you spend most of your time training for theatre, then coming out and just doing films. ~ Tuppence Middleton

The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's. ~ Kyle Smith

The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they last longer; they also leave behind no hangover, and leave the mental faculties clear and unimpaired. They stimulate the faculties and produce the ideal ground for a peak experience. ~ Colin Wilson

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished. ~ Jean Dujardin

People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whole thing. Without brilliant actors, you will not have a brilliant film. ~ David Dobkin

Having rebound sex to cure a heartbreak is like drinking alcohol to cure a hangover. ~ Khang Kijarro Nguyen

The film of tomorrow will not be directed by civil servants of the camera, but by artists for whom shooting a film constitutes a wonderful and thrilling adventure. ~ Francois Truffaut

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo ~ Cora Carmack

Film theory has nothing to do with film. ~ Roger Ebert

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite. ~ Jojo Moyes

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before. ~ George Mikes

There are these creative shows, all on cable, that are just so daring and out there. That's the stuff I really want to be a part of, like with 'Sucker Punch' and 'Hangover 2.' Those movies didn't hold back. They really went for it. ~ Jamie Chung

Instead of dumping all my money on an independent film that nobody would watch and most people would make fun of behind my back, I decided, 'I'm just going to buy a house.' ~ Daniel Tosh

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all. ~ P.G. Wodehouse

I think that-that anyone, the painter, the musician, the writer works in a-a kind of an-an insane fury. He's demon-driven. He can get up feeling rotten, with a hangover, or with-with actual pain, and-and if he gets to work, the first thing he knows, he don't remember that pain, that hangover-he's too busy. ~ William Faulkner

If any player has a bad game it's there in the back of your mind in the next game. There's always a hangover. It is like a wounded animal in a way, as you want to get out there as quick as possible and rectify it. ~ Rio Ferdinand

Michael Winter's fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life ... harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn't miss for the world. ~ Michael Crummey

Film festivals are a great vehicle for gaining an audience for your film, for exposure for the talent in the film and for the film makers to leverage opportunities for their films. I love the energy that film festivals bring. ~ Jamie Hector

People like light and silly, and they like stuff that's really energetic, and you get a character in a film bouncing around and screaming, people laugh. That's all it takes. I don't find that funny. To me, what's funny is dialogue and nuance of character and performance. ~ Terry Zwigoff

The immediate effect of the deficit is to make you feel good, like when you go on a trip and pay later. You feel good, and then you get a hangover. The deficit makes you feel good - until you pay later. ~ Franco Modigliani