Baby Mama And Baby Daddy Quotes

Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumpin' And the cotton is high Oh, your daddy's rich And your mama's good lookin' So hush little baby now don't you cry One of these mornin's You're gonna rise up singin' Then you'll spread your wings And take to the sky But til that mornin' Ain't nothin' can harm you With your daddy And your mammy standin' by. ~ George Gershwin

When I was a baby child, they put the jinx on me. It was in my drink and food and milk. And when I ran, it heavied in my bones and when I sang, it stopped up my throat and when I loved, it let from me, hot and poisonous. I saw it in my daddy, the hard lines of his face, that uneasy lope - how in his years he didn't lift his feet, but slid them, soles across this gritted earth. It settled in my mama, trembled her voice and blanked her eyes. My brother, Billy, locked it inside him and it carried him low into that deep earth, silting then into the river and dew and air, in the moths and bee catchers, borne skyward and, as will be, lowed again, into earth again. It's dusking. There goes the sun. There goes sky and cloud and light, taken into that black horizon. And I know I am bad crossed. I see its line. It reaches up, arcs. It cuts through me. It draws me on and dogs me down to that place where I am bound. And when it is I borne down, my eyes and mouth stitched with gut, when they take my balls and brain and heart, and that deeper black claims me wholly, then let me meet that sumbitch at his eye, for I know my name's been writ - Robert Lee Chatham - in his Book. ~ Bill Cheng

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show. ~ NeNe Leakes

Having a child together doesn't guarantee a future wedding. Never let your present partner suffer because of your baby mama or baby daddy. Careful of comprising your future happiness for an 'X you can't solve. ~ Tshepo Ramodisa

Being a sugar baby was like being a groupie, but for any guy who was rich. ~ Teresa Lo

I've got three women in my life: my mama, ex baby mama and my new baby mama. ~ Felipe Esparza

I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show. ~ Ricki Lake

Daddy? Daddy, I know the baby is in the mommy‟s tummy and the baby comes out of the mommy‟s tummy, but, Daddy? How do that baby get in the mommy‟s tummy? ~ Robyn Carr

I'm really grateful that my baby daddy is incredibly involved. But there's certain things I wish he could just telepathically know. ~ Kathryn Hahn

But if there was no baby ...
Then he wouldn't be a daddy.
And for aome reason, he desperatly wanted to be a daddy. ~ Wendy Corsi Staub

Calling Michelle 'Obama Barack's baby mama?' Tell me, is that acceptable? But the Obamas aren't the only targets. Fox's pattern of race-baiting and fear-mongering regularly focuses on black leaders, black institutions and ordinary black people. ~ Nas

Every child begins the world again. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Ain't nothing worse to a mama than losing her baby - ~ Andrew Galasetti

There is only room for a certain amount of black actresses in this industry. I don't want to fall into the zone of playing the 'ghetto bootalicious baby mama drama.' I want to play something with depth, like a crackhead or something. ~ Selita Ebanks

I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy. ~ Barry White

I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural. ~ Mel Tillis

Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods. ~ Tupac Shakur

Kids would never care about going to school unless your mama and daddy instilled into your head and explained to you that you need this thing to live. ~ Trick Daddy

O, here's the shoe my baby wore,
but, baby, where are you? ~ Dudley Randall

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant. ~ Steven Wright

I've been very busy working on the ABC Family sitcom, 'Baby Daddy.' ~ Tahj Mowry

Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day. ~ Taylor Hanson

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful. ~ Victoria Magazine

My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy. ~ Laura Lippman

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ~ David Letterman

The book also includes tools including Website Resources, Baby Feeding/Diaper Schedule, Mom Medicine Schedule, Baby Clothes Size Chart, Baby Sitter Sheet, Short Hospital Bag Checklist, After Recovery Kit, Baby Medicine Basket Items, and 10 Things to Know When Traveling with a baby. ~ Lisa M. Rusczyk

Go to sleep, baby, Mama will sing. Of blue butterflies, and dragonfly wings. Moonlight and sunbeams, raiment so fine. Silver and gold, for baby of mine. Go to sleep, baby. Sister will tell, of wolves and of lambs, and demons who fell. ~ Kim Harrison

Dear Mama, don't cry, your baby boy's doin' good,
Tell the homies I'm in heaven, and they ain't got hoods.
Seen a show with Marvin Gaye last night, it had me shook,
Drippin' peppermint Schnapps, with Jackie Wilson, and Sam Cooke ... ~ Tupac Shakur

She was lying like a loaf of bread. I said, baby, baby, baby, are you dead? ~ Mojo Nixon

When I was a baby, my mama told me son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns. But I shot a man in Reno. ~ Johnny Cash

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas. ~ Mary Margaret McBride

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. ~ Paul Mooney

I love my baby more than anything. He's like a Gerber baby. He's the cutest baby in the whole world. ~ Bristol Palin

Summer time an' the livin' is easy, Fish are jumpin' an' the cotton is high. Oh, yo' daddy's rich, and yo' ma' is good-lookin', So hush, little baby, don' yo' cry. ~ Ira Gershwin

I love my babies so much that I could kiss them all day long..as a job. I could be a professional baby kisser. No joke. ~ Jessica Capshaw

The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
Find your sugar daddy
>>>>>>>>>>>>> www .millionaireapp.org ~ Grease

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. ~ Tina Fey

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan ... how big is your baby? ~ Chelsea Handler

If you can't feed your baby, then don't have a baby. ~ Michael Jackson

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby! ~ Rob Kardashian

It's not burn baby burn, but learn, baby, learn, so that you can earn, baby, earn. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. ~ Mark Twain

When I was a little baby, my mama she said Son.Travel where you will and grow to be a manAnd sing what must be sung, poor boySing what must be sung. ~ Hoyt Axton

You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. ~ Helen Hunt

People seldom live up to their baby pictures. ~ Rodney Dangerfield

I'm loving the idea of having a baby ~ Sabrina

Attachment parenting is this theory that if you wear your baby around and you sleep with your baby and you breast-feed for a long time, the baby will be more attached to you. ~ Sarah Ruhl

A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather. ~ Tanya Masse

Three things remain with us from paradise: stars, flowers and children. ~ Dante Alighieri

I can't bear to hear a woman talk baby talk. ~ Cary Grant

Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky. ~ Bethenny Frankel

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average. ~ Ryan Reynolds

I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture. ~ Lisa Marie Presley

You can be a mama's boy, be a daddy's boy, but you can't be both. So you cling to the one you think you might lose. ~ Mitch Albom

People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. What will her baby look like?! A baby. Youve seen a baby right? Itll look like that. ~ Anna Kendrick

Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns. ~ David Ogilvy

A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on to his mama. ~ Ann Burton

I'm still in the first baby steps of my career, so I've got so much to learn and so much to figure out. ~ Douglas Booth

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. ~ Lucy Ellmann

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act. ~ Lewis Mumford

Congrats to Prince William and Kate Middleton, who welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. The royal baby weighed eight pounds - or around 12 American dollars. ~ Jimmy Fallon

You're never too old to take baby steps ~ Capital STEEZ

My baby love and I are ENGAGED!!! ~ Evan Ross

I achieved something specially different with Love To Love You Baby and I Feel Love. These songs will endure. ~ Giorgio Moroder

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru. ~ Dave Barry

Can you be a little baby? The baby howls all day, yet its throat never gets hoarse - harmony at its height! The baby makes fists all day, yet its fingers never get cramped - virtue is all it holds to. The baby stares all day without blinking its eyes - it has no preferences in the world of externals. ~ Zhuangzi

We wanted a supporting cast that would appeal to Baby Boomers who grew up in the fifties. ~ Randal Kleiser

Baby rats need rat milk, baby cats need cat milk, baby dogs need dog milk, baby humans need human milk, baby cows need cow milk, baby chimps need chimp milk.. Would anyone believe it if someone claimed adult giraffes need elephant milk? or adult horses need squirrel milk? or adult possums need goat milk? or adult humans need cow milk? oh, wait, no, that last one makes total sense.. NOT ~ Mango Wodzak

'The Client List' is my baby. I always tell people, 'It took nine months to put this project together because it is my baby.' And, it really did take that long! ~ Jennifer Love Hewitt

My mom sees her sons as baby boys. Well, I stopped being her baby boy a long time ago. ~ Bryant Gumbel

I'm hooked on my baby's love, there ain't nothing in the jug this strong. ~ Alan Jackson

I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle. ~ Bill Wyman

It's a little blip. There's a tiny little blip in my belly. Tiny. Wow. I forget my discomfort as I stare dumbfounded at the blip ... The little blip is a baby. A real honest to goodness baby. Christian's baby. My baby. Holy cow. A baby! - Ana Grey ~ E.L. James

I heard a rumor I died, Murdered in cold blood dramatized, Pictures of me in my final state, You know mama cried, But that was fiction, Some coward got the story twisted, Like I no longer existed, Mysteriously missin', I'm known worldwide baby, I ain't hard to find. ~ Tupac Shakur

The show has brought a lot of pleasure and entertainment to an entire generation of Baby Boomers and now their own teens who watch the show on cable. ~ Dwayne Hickman

Instead of having a baby, why dont you get a tattoo of a baby first, and see how that works out for six months to a year, and then see if you're ready to have a baby. ~ Chelsea Handler

If my mama and daddy would've stayed together, one of them would've been dead, and the other would have been locked up for it. ~ Trick Daddy

Above all, she was a baby, not a 'big baby' like so many adults, but a small baby perfectly preserved in the pickling jar of money, alcohol and fantasy. ~ Edward St. Aubyn

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. ~ Cassandra Clare

I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby. ~ Kim Kardashian

Baby you should bring your best friend, then you should persuade her to let me get some sex in. Don't get offended, baby, that's just a suggestion ~ Drake

I get this a lot: 'Oh, can you take a picture with my baby? Can you hold the baby?' I don't want to hold your baby! I'll hold my baby. I don't like holding someone else's baby. I'm serious! You never know what could happen. It's such an awkward position you're put in, and it's like, 'No, sorry.' ~ Juan Pablo Montoya

'Baby's Got Her Blue Jeans On' was my anthem as a child. It was about me. I was Baby. ~ Carrie Underwood

Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we begin to retire in 2008. ~ Lindsey Graham

I want to raise my own baby. I don't want my baby crying for some other strange lady, some nanny. I am not down with that. ~ Tionne Watkins

Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma, have given birth to a baby boy. He posted a photo of the new baby on Twitter, but people are afraid to open it. ~ Jay Leno

I love you baby goodnight. There goes my life ~ Kenny Chesney

When a mother has a baby, she should stay home with that baby. ~ Bernie Sanders

You might as well talk to my baby daughter. You'll get more sense out of her ~ Kenny Dalglish

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour. ~ Andre Agassi

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me, cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free. ~ Mac Davis

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby. ~ Nick Hornby

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel. ~ Craig Ferguson

Cat Steven's song Wild World: Oh Baby, baby, it's a wild world, it's hard to get by just on a smile, Oh baby, baby, it's a wild world and I'll always remember you like a child. ~ Jennifer Connors

If a man loves you ... he's willing to profess it. He'll give you a title after a while. You're going to be his lady, his woman, his fiancee, his wife, his baby's mama, something. ~ Steve Harvey

Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together. ~ Shahrukh Khan

The Hindus have worshipped from ancient times the baby Krishna in the arms of Virgin Devaki just as the Roman catholics [sic] worship Madona [sic] with baby Christ. ~ Swami Abhedananda

For some people, the better route for finding like-minded parents is just to get out of your house with your baby and frequent baby-friendly places. ~ Carolyn Hax

Yeah, baby! I didn't get to keep the pink baby doll outfit, but I wish I did because people are always telling me I should wear it. ~ Cindy Margolis