Funny Sister Whatsapp Quotes

There's no better friend than a sister ... ~ Mary Engelbreit

Shyness makes strangers of people who could have been more than friends. ~ Amit Kalantri

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often. ~ Emo Philips

After break up we just miss the memories but we mistakenly think we miss the mate. ~ Amit Kalantri

A friend who turned into an enemy thinks of you more than a friend who turned into just an acquaintance. ~ Amit Kalantri

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny. ~ Lauren Child

People who claim they don't care what others think about them get restless when they know what others are thinking about them. ~ Amit Kalantri

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. ~ Oscar Wilde

With excess population you can't stabilise the economy of society, can't save the environment for society and can't subdue the evil in society. ~ Amit Kalantri

An aggressive nation will spend and sacrifice to win a war; an amicable nation will do the same to prevent a war. ~ Amit Kalantri

Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice! ~ Charlotte Mary Yonge

...but one word will break a heart, two will mend it, and three will lay the highest low. ~ Mark Lawrence, Holy Sister

I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. ~ Khloe Kardashian

WhatsApp is both disrupting and demonetizing the entire wireless industry, and now the Facebook acquisition provides the infrastructure needed for WhatsApp to begin offering voice calls. So instead of people paying on average $80 per month, users only have to pay $0.99 per year for the same services. Wireless carriers, beware. ~ Peter Diamandis

WhatsApp provides phone-number-based messaging, and people asked, 'Isn't that what SMS is?' Yes, but SMS is expensive, antiquated, and what WhatsApp did was modernize and level that playing field. For example, in Europe, if France wants to talk to Belgium, it's extraordinary costly because of border and telecom charges. ~ Brian Acton

I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. ~ Hilary Duff

Little sister, don't you do what your big sister done. ~ Elvis Presley

Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister. ~ Josephine Angelini

Your sister came after me," Jack says. "Halloway got her riled up or something."
"My sister?" Graham repeats. "My sister, Ellie?"
"No, the sister you keep locked in the attic," I say. ~ Ingrid Paulson

I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister. ~ Jessica Mitford

Nothing is funny about war. But one must find reasons to laugh anyways, especially when nothing is funny. Sometimes joy is the only defense you have, and your only weapon. Remember that" -Sister Bert ~ Laura Ruby

My sister used to say I had a frail chest and she 'd beat me up all the time. ~ Michael Clarke Duncan

The trip from could to should is short and allows little time for reflection. ~ Mark Lawrence, Red Sister

Black people don't know what white people are talking about when they talk about a Sister Souljah moment. I tell them it's the moment you meet a proud, beautiful black woman you can never forget. ~ Sister Souljah

When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny. ~ Kim Young-kwang

My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect! ~ Jenny Eclair

My sister, I have a sister who's 12 years older, she was always the party girl, the outrageous one. ~ Selma Blair

I don't like the younger sister,' Theodora said. 'First she stole her sister's lover, and then she tried to steal her sister's dishes. ~ Shirley Jackson

I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid. ~ Adam Carolla

It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ... ~ Trisha Yearwood

My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins. ~ Alan King

The look he shot his sister could`ve given her a free chemical peel. ~ Tracey Alvarez

I'm used to being around kids. Even when I was growing up in London, I had an older sister, I had a younger sister that I used to look after from time to time. ~ David Beckham

She smiles like a Whatsapp Emoji"
-My Girlfriend ~ Bandile M. Matsenjwa

Sister?" Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way. ~ Gena Showalter

I'm thinking about the cat dying, Dulcie and her knife against my throat, Mrs Irvin and her St Thomas bone ... But never my sister. A brother rarely thinks about his sister. ~ Louis Nowra

My sister and I fought a lot when we were kids. I was the little bratty sister, and she would kind of walk away, not wanting to be associated with me. ~ Annette Bening

My sister would say I'm a feeder because I like cooking for people. ~ Tamara Ecclestone

I am an only child. I have one sister. ~ Woody Allen

Pam has always been my glamorous big sister - 13 years older than I. She played on the women's circuit for nine years and came home to tell me stories of France, Japan. ~ Tracy Austin

Those that trust no one, usually end up trusting the wrong person.-Umma to Midnight ~ Sister Souljah

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

My older sister has all her degrees in theater, and I couldn't stand the theater geeks! ~ Diane Neal

Dead in the mind, meanin you're present but your ignorance only makes ur presense worse! ~ Sister Souljah

My sister and I are so close that we finish each other's sentences and often wonder who's memories belong to whom. ~ Shannon Celebi

When I was about 3, my grandfather used to give me and my sister a nickel to sit out on the front porch with him and sing songs. ~ Tommy Shaw

Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere. ~ Mary Robinette Kowal

I was the little sister that was annoying. ~ Heidi Klum

Take a moment think who would actually miss you if you deactivate all your social networking accounts, whatsapp, BBM etc ~ Anamika Mishra

Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl can ask for," Mia told her sincerely.
"I know--and very modest too. ~ Anna Zaires

My sister and I never engaged in sibling rivalry. Our parents weren't that crazy about either one of us. ~ Erma Bombeck

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

It's great working with my sister, because we are very close as a family - my brother, my sister and myself. We have a great relationship. ~ Penelope Cruz

A mother made a deal with her daughter, "You teach me Snapchat. I will not bother you on Whatsapp. ~ Bhavik Sarkhedi

Never praise a sister to a sister, in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears. ~ Rudyard Kipling

If you want to be somebody else, change your mind. ~ Sister Hazel

I don't want to be limited or ghettoized in any way. ~ Sister Souljah

I was christened Edward. My sister gave me the name Bear when I was a week old and it has stuck. ~ Bear Grylls

That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop. ~ Brendan Behan

At six-fifteen the sun snuck up and mugged the moon. ~ Sister Souljah

My childhood was kind of complicated. I have an older sister, but my father, my mother's husband, died when I was four years old. So I only had my mum and sister, really. ~ Orlando Bloom

My sister was always very motherly, babysitting and stuff. ~ Zooey Deschanel

My sister has been there for me through everything. ~ Brad Goreski

I always went to my sister, because she was older and had the care of me after my mother died. ~ Lizzie Andrew Borden

My sister and I were born in San Francisco. When our parents died, we came down here to live with relatives. ~ Freddy Fender

Everything that kills me , makes me feel alive ~ Ryan Tedder

Loan me your lace of yellow, sister
Lend me your fine kid gloves
Tonight is the bridal ball, sister
Tonight I'll meet my love
Present me a sash of blue, sister
Gift me a ribbon of white
My love awaits me below, sister
I am a bride tonight ~ Shannon Hale

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic. ~ Nick Carter

It was around 4 p.m. in the afternoon. I was just taking a nap. Luckily, my sister was home. ~ Sherman Austin

a person who is arrogant is also ignorant! ~ Sister Souljah

It's not fair! (Ryssa)
Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

What do you say to your sister who poses in the nude? It's not like you are really itching to see photographs of your sister naked. I mean, it's just something that is not too exciting. ~ Ron Reagan

Anglo-Saxon kings often used to favour their sister's son to their own - for at least you could guarantee there was your own blood in your sister's son! ~ Kate Williams

I wasn't necessarily the brightest in my family. I think my older sister was probably more clever, but I worked very hard. ~ Wendi Deng Murdoch

My sister is totally my dad's daughter because she loves sports. ~ Ashley Tisdale

At home, I had seven brothers, one sister. I sewed clothes for my sister's dolls although she was grown and gone away. I was a weirdo but didn't think I was a weirdo. ~ Philip Treacy

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright

If you were in Spain or Brazil, most of the population there is interacting with WhatsApp multiple times a day. ~ Jim Goetz

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister. ~ Abigail Van Buren

My sister the booty police. ~ Victoria Laurie

my sister has the best sister in the world ~ Auntyacid

I come from a pretty scientific family. My sister is a neurologist and my brother is an engineer. ~ Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Cancer affects all of us, whether you're a daughter, mother, sister, friend, coworker, doctor, patient. ~ Jennifer Aniston

My sister Wendy has a husband and two children, and they have a family photo on top of the VCR, where they're all looking slightly to the left. As though something is going on over there! I guess something happened over to the left that made everybody happy! Except my sister is cross-eyed, so she can't quite pull it off. One eye is right-on. ~ Mitch Hedberg

You're not my best friend. You're my sister, and that's more. ~ Jenny Han

Is that him?" said Sister Mary, staring at the baby. "Only I'd expected funny eyes. Red, or green. Or teensy-weensy little hoofikins. Or a widdle tail." She turned him around as she spoke. No horns either. The Devil's child looked ominously normal.
"Yes, that's him," said Crowley.
"Fancy me holding the Antichrist," said Sister Mary. "And bathing the Antichrist. And counting his little toesy-wosies ... ~ Terry Pratchett

Mama does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Dada first. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Well, my sister played trumpet. Can you imagine having a sister blowing the trumpet around the house, Fred? And my brother, he played piano. Everybody was playing some kind of music, so it was natural for me to get into it. ~ Freddie Hubbard

Our home had many books due principally to the educational interests of my sister and two brothers, all of whom where serious students engaged in professional studies; my sister became a doctor of medicine and my brothers became lawyers. ~ Frederick Reines

Her little sister will tell you she don't live here anymore. ~ Elvis Presley

I will always be the older sister. That's never going to change. ~ Venus Williams

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. ~ Linda Sunshine

Behind every attractive room there should be a very good reason. ~ Sister Parish

My first job is big sister and I take that very seriously. ~ Venus Williams

In early 2010, we launched our first localized version of 'WhatsApp' for iPhone. It included Spanish and German language translations, to name a couple. ~ Brian Acton

My sister and my brother, of whom I have not spoken before, were considerably older than I; it seemed almost as if we belonged to different generations. ~ Pierre Loti

I think the real heroic teachers are the ones who work with kids, like my mom and my sister do. ~ David Duchovny

So. You're saying my sister's dressed like a prostitute ~ Richelle Mead

For you where never my blood sister so no more shall I call you little sister ~ Helen Dunmore

I am not my sister's keeper. I am my sister. ~ Iyanla Vanzant