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The trouble with science geeks, as you call them, is that hey put discovery before anything else. It was a science geek who discovered the atom bomb. He didn't intend to cause mass murder, but he did nonetheless. ~ Gemma Malley
Geek quotes by Gemma Malley
Geeks run the world. Condoleezza Rice is a geek, Bill Gates is clearly a geek, many of the big filmmakers and writers are geeks, lots of military people are geeks. Anyone who has heard Donald Rumsfeld talk about military hardware knows they are in the presence of a geek. ~ China Mieville
Geek quotes by China Mieville
Vampires used to be the Dracula types, but in the last ten years most of them have become weak, brooding androgynes that only go after teenagers. A friend of mine took the opportunity to rid his whole city of them after the forth Mormon Vamps book hit and the sparkle meme was at its strongest."

"So does that make Ms. Mormon Sparkle Vamp a hero?"

"Of a sort. Before they started to sparkle, there were a lot of vamps who were tortured antiheroes, thanks to Rice and Whedon."

Ree grimaced. "Do you know if she was clued in?"

Eastwood shrugged. "She's very secretive, no one in the Underground has been able to say for sure. It's all rumor. My guess is she lost someone to a vampire and decided the greatest revenge she could inflict was to turn them into a laughing stock. ~ Michael R. Underwood
Geek quotes by Michael R. Underwood
My father was a ham radio geek, and I remember the glow of the vacuum tubes from a Hammarlund receiver that became a hand-me-down to me. ~ Bre Pettis
Geek quotes by Bre Pettis
I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something. ~ David Tennant
Geek quotes by David Tennant
The band geek has liquor? ~ Jennifer Estep
Geek quotes by Jennifer Estep
I was a huge theater geek growing up, and that was not the easiest thing in the world, especially growing up in Chicago, where sports are really the norm. I was always off to the theater at night, from 7 years old on. Friends there in the Midwest who could talk to you about the idiosyncrasies of 'Pippin' were few and far between. ~ Johnny Galecki
Geek quotes by Johnny Galecki
I span the entire geek spectrum. ~ Joe Abercrombie
Geek quotes by Joe Abercrombie
I was a geek who thought I was cool. I didn't hang out with a particular clique, but with different people from different cliques. I was a total nerd, trying to fit in. Luckily, I found music and that was my niche. That sorta took me out of my geekdom. I was never invited to parties as a teenager - I turned up with the popular people. That's where the lyrics to 'Guilty By Association' came from. ~ Chester Bennington
Geek quotes by Chester Bennington
I'm a quiet person's nightmare - the only time I shut up is when I'm reading, because I'm a book geek. ~ Jodie Whittaker
Geek quotes by Jodie Whittaker
To me I just, I'm a geek when it comes to cinematographers . And when it comes to Robert and when it comes to someone like Roger Deakins who shot Prisoners and he shot Jarhead. ~ Jake Gyllenhaal
Geek quotes by Jake Gyllenhaal
I was definitely a choir and theater geek. ~ Michelle Branch
Geek quotes by Michelle Branch
Why do you always rescue me?" - "Every Cinderella needs a fairy godmother. But sometimes your fairy godmother needs you right back. ~ Holly Smale
Geek quotes by Holly Smale
I was a geek in high school. ~ David Schwimmer
Geek quotes by David Schwimmer
I think teen girls will like 'Geek Charming' because they really focus on the 'populars' and nerdy people and people who are in between the nerds and between the populars. So it really hits every category of what girls are going through in high school. ~ Lili Simmons
Geek quotes by Lili Simmons
I have ambitions to do a Broadway record one of these days and get in the studio with like, a real orchestra. I'm a big musical theatre geek. ~ Mandy Moore
Geek quotes by Mandy Moore
I'm such a horror geek, comic geek and action figure geek. I'm inspired by so much - from Hunter S. Thompson and Quentin Tarantino to 'The Dark Knight' and 'Halloween'. Just show me something that doesn't suck, and I'm happy. ~ Corey Taylor
Geek quotes by Corey Taylor
Just like the notion of "Internet natives", who have never known a world without Internet access, we, who have lived our entire lives with video games, can be known as "video game natives. ~ Alexei Maxim Russell
Geek quotes by Alexei Maxim Russell
Anxiety isn't an attack that explodes out of me; it's not a volcano that lies dormant until it's triggered by an earth-shattering event. It's a constant companion. Like a blow fly that gets into the house in the middle of summer, flying around and around. You can hear it buzzing, but you can't see it, can't capture it, can't let it out. ~ Jen Wilde
Geek quotes by Jen Wilde
Rhiannon Anna Maria Reyes, (Strength 10, Dexterity 14, Stamina 12, Will 17, IQ 16 and Charisma 15 -- Geek 7 / Barista 3 / Screenwriter 2 / Gamer Girl 2) was Bryan's secret weapon. Rhiannon (known to practically everyone as "Ree") kept the café in fabulous baked goods, talked authoritatively about subjects from Aliens to Zork, and drew the attentions of countless lovelorn geeks. ~ Michael R. Underwood
Geek quotes by Michael R. Underwood
A lot of people feel that way. That if you didn't pay your dues by being ostracized then you're not *really* a geek.
I don't think that though. It's not an exclusive club that you need to pay some social price to get in. Being a geek is about loving something passionately beyond all reason or sense. And it need not necessarily be related to science fiction, fantas, superheroes, etcetera. You can be a gardening geek, a model train geek, stamp collecting geek, a baby geek ...
It's about enthusiasm, in my opinion.
From his blog RE: Thirty years of D&D ~ Patrick Rothfuss
Geek quotes by Patrick Rothfuss
My Best Friend and I have spent plenty of time together, despite me being in my First Ever Relationship. This is because friends should always come first. ~ Holly Smale
Geek quotes by Holly Smale
The coding was anachronistic, kind of like bokeh in a renaissance painting. ~ Sorin Suciu
Geek quotes by Sorin Suciu
I'm such a geek, I know all about mythology and I don't know Marc Jacobs. ~ Amber Benson
Geek quotes by Amber Benson
The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world. ~ BikeSnobNYC
Geek quotes by BikeSnobNYC
Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality. ~ Richter Abend Tales Of Symphonia Dawn Of A New World
Geek quotes by Richter Abend Tales Of Symphonia Dawn Of A New World
I am preppy, geek-chic with a touch of Bozo the Clown with a touch of 'Showgirls.' Sometimes, I look at myself and think I should put on a red nose, white face and maybe entertain some kids. ~ Brad Goreski
Geek quotes by Brad Goreski
Anna, you do have decent fashion sense. But I've seen your outfits, and you don't have anything to wear on a date. Jeans, capris, geeky tee shirts, and more jeans. ~ J.M. Richards
Geek quotes by J.M. Richards
More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. ~ Gerry Geek
Geek quotes by Gerry Geek
I've always been sort of a closet sci-fi geek. ~ Rachel Cohn
Geek quotes by Rachel Cohn
Have I mentioned you are the hottest geek I've ever known ? ~ J.R. Ward
Geek quotes by J.R. Ward
We are never more creative than when we are at odds with the world and there is nothing so artistically destructive as comfort. Princess Leia taught me that. ~ Simon Pegg
Geek quotes by Simon Pegg
One of the most promising developments since the publication of "The Geek Syndrome" has been the emergence of the concept of neurodiversity: the notion that conditions like autism, dyslexia, and attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) should be regarded as naturally occurring cognitive variations with distinctive strengths that have contributed to the evolution of technology and culture rather than mere checklists of deficits and dysfunctions. ~ Steve Silberman
Geek quotes by Steve Silberman
It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. ~ Gerry Geek
Geek quotes by Gerry Geek
A geek by definition is somebody who eats live animals. I?ve never eaten live animals. ~ Crispin Glover
Geek quotes by Crispin Glover
Poor Martin. Geek or no, committing his soul to eternal damnation was a helluva price to pay for six minutes. ~ Richelle Mead
Geek quotes by Richelle Mead
But I guess that's just a reflection of how the educational system today, being so overcrowded and impersonal, makes it so hard for adolescents to break through the preconceived notions of one another, and get to know the real person underneath the label they're given, be it Princess, Brainiac, Drama Geek, Jock, Cheerleader, or Guy Who Hates It When They Put Corn in the Chili. ~ Meg Cabot
Geek quotes by Meg Cabot
And don't tell me there isn't one bit of difference between null and space, because that's exactly how much difference there is ~ Larry Wall
Geek quotes by Larry Wall
Speaking of body decorations, I luuhhhvv your belly piercing!" Heeb said, looking at the gold ring in the center of her slim, tan waist. Despite the artic cold, Angelina had opted for a skin tight, black tube top that ended just above her belly, on the assumption that a warm cab, a winter coat, and a short wait to get into the club was an adequate frosty weather strategy. Heeb was still reverently staring at her belly when Angelina finally caught her breath from laughing.

"Do you really like it? You're just saying that so that you can check out my belly!"

"And what's so bad about that? I mean, didn't you get that belly piercing so that people would check out your belly?"

"No. I just thought it would look cool…Do you have any piercings?"

"Actually, I do," Heeb replied.

"Where?"

"My appendix."

"Huh?"

"I wanted to be the first guy with a pierced organ. And the appendix is a totally useless organ anyway, so I figured why the hell not?"

"That's pretty original," she replied, amused.

"Oh yeah. I've outdone every piercing fanatic out there. The only problem is when I have to go through metal detectors at the airport."

Angelina burst into laughs again, and then managed to say, "Don't you have to take it out occasionally for a cleaning?"

"Nah. I figure I'll just get it removed when my appendix bursts. It'll be a two for one operation, if you know what I m ~ Zack Love
Geek quotes by Zack Love
Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor - they have children that they don't want or they cannot feed. ~ Isabel Allende
Geek quotes by Isabel Allende
I want to tell any young girl out there who's a geek, I was a really serious geek in high school. It works out. Study harder. ~ Sheryl Sandberg
Geek quotes by Sheryl Sandberg
I rest my elbows on my knees, watching Paco make a complete fool of himself.
Paco takes a little white golf ball and places it on top of a rubber circle inserted into the fake grass. When he swings the golf club, I wince. The club misses the ball and connects with the fake grass instead. Paco swears. The guy next to Paco takes one look at him and moves to another section.
Paco tries again. This time the club connects, but his ball only rolls along the grass in front of him. He keeps trying, but each time Paco swings, he makes a complete ass out of himself. Does he think he's hitting a hockey puck?
"You done?" I ask once he's gone through half the basket.
"Alex," Paco says, leaning on the golf club like it's a cane. "Do ya think I was meant to play golf?"
Looking Paco straight in the eye, I answer, "No."
"I heard you talkin' to Hector. I don't think you were mean to deal, either."
"Is that why we're here? You're tryin' to make a point?"
"Hear me out," Paco insists. "I've got the keys to the car in my pocket and I'm not goin' nowhere until I finish hittin' all of these bulls, so you might as well listen. I'm not smart like you. I don't have choices in life, but you, you're smart enough to go to college and be a doctor or computer geek or somethin' like that. Just like I wasn't meant to hit golf balls, you weren't meant to deal drugs. Let me do the drop for you."
"No way, man. I appreciate you makin' an ass out of yourself to prove a ~ Simone Elkeles
Geek quotes by Simone Elkeles
I wish everyone was a sci-fi geek because then there would be no violence in the world. There'd be no wars. There'd only be people e-mailing each other. ~ Claudia Christian
Geek quotes by Claudia Christian
I've worked so hard to eliminate the inner geek from my life. I suddenly realize I have no patience for those people who still have their geeks showing. Now I see why being 'normal' has been so important to me. ~ Kenny Loggins
Geek quotes by Kenny Loggins
I stole comic books from my brother when I was a kid, but I was never like an avid fan. I can't claim to be like a comic book geek. ~ Anna Kendrick
Geek quotes by Anna Kendrick
The Road goes ever on and on Down from the door where it began. Now far ahead the Road has gone, And I must follow, if I can, Pursuing it with weary feet, Until it joins some larger way Where many paths and errands meet. And whither then? I cannot say. J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring ~ Cornelia Funke
Geek quotes by Cornelia Funke
Asking men to cut away their "feminine" traits asks them to cut away half their humanity, just as asking women to suppress their "masculine" traits asks them to deny their full autonomy.
What makes us human is not one or the other - the fist or the open palm - it's our ability to embrace both, and choose the appropriate action for the situation we're in. Because to deny one half - to burn down the world or refuse to defend the world from those who would burn it - is to deny our humanity and become something less than human. ~ Kameron Hurley
Geek quotes by Kameron Hurley
What people refer to as nerds or geeks, all they really are is people who are passionate about what they like, and aren't afraid of it. To me, it's very frustrating when people are discourage from being enthusiastic about things. This idea of the geek, or the nerd; all that person really is - and I would consider myself one - is someone who is not ashamed of liking what they enjoy. ~ Andrew W.K.
Geek quotes by Andrew W.K.
Matt laughed. "Close. That was last year. This year it's Obsessive Deovtion to Fourier Analysis Theory and Applications. And my personal favorite, Quantum Physics II: Romantic Entanglements of Energy and Matter."
Julie turned her head to Matt. "You're a double major? Physics and math? Jesus ... "
"I know. Nerdy." He shrugged.
"No, I'm impressed. I'm just surprised your brains fit in your head."
"I was fitted with a specially desinged compression filter that allows excessive information to lie dormant until I need to access it. It's only the Beta version, so excuse any kinks that may appear. I really can't be held responsible. ~ Jessica Park
Geek quotes by Jessica Park
At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale. ~ Kelly Moran
Geek quotes by Kelly Moran
This was a conversation I had with a so-called-fellow-trekkie the other day:
'So Picard or Kirk?' I asked.
'What?'
'Star Trek ... '
'Oh, Kirk.'
'Why?'
'I like the name better.'
I could have slammed his head against the table. ~ Melanie Kay Taylor
Geek quotes by Melanie Kay Taylor
Your daughter is adorable. I've never seen such an alien duck in my entire life. ~ Holly Smale
Geek quotes by Holly Smale
He was a beautiful pagan god with the voice of a serial killer, but that didn't make him any less god like. It just meant rather than dying in some dank basement or isolated cabin, I'd die bound on an altar as part of some gruesome sacrificial rite. Exsanguinating while he stood over my naked body with my blood dripping from an obsidian blade...Angelina Martin ~ Candace Vianna
Geek quotes by Candace Vianna
Although richer and Number 1 in the charts at this very moment, I've come full circle; once again I am the lanky, ginger, friendless geek.- Egg ~ Jamie Scallion
Geek quotes by Jamie Scallion
Part of doing Linux was that I had to communicate a lot more instead of just being a geek in front of a computer. ~ Linus Torvalds
Geek quotes by Linus Torvalds
Nico looked very tall and thin wearing a opaque black sweatshirt hoodie and dark inked skinny jeans. His outer physical structure was handsome and gaunt, straight jet black hair razored and clipped in angles, a few purple highlights, and his white skin toned the color of alabaster. She had always liked the slender salamander type. He totally looked punk rock tonight, and that made him look absolutely awesome! A curtain of fog parted in front of him, giving him even more of the illusion as if he was part of a rock band at a rock band concert. Katty now saw Nico with exaggerated clarity. Nico Rocket looked so freakin' hot! He looked so good-looking at times, especially within the dark scenes of rolling fog and a pitchy darkness. She randomly wondered what he looked like before he was bit and turned into a Vampire. Had he been a Renaissance geek just like her? Before she could really examine him and fantasize of what he must have looked like before turning into a Vampire, the fog closed in all around him again, surrounding him with a ring of solitary imprisonment. He now lurked as a shadow among the shadows, disappearing into the illusion of gray's. She didn't like him for not showing up on time, but all had been forgiven as soon as she had seen him all dressed up in his Gothic best. So what if he didn't believe in punctuality? His hotness sure made up for the rest! Through the fog, she saw his bright red eyes pierce through the heaviness of the darkness. He then broke free from ~ Keira D. Skye
Geek quotes by Keira D. Skye
Don't know if I'm a nerd - I'm more of a geek. ~ Oren Peli
Geek quotes by Oren Peli
No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. ~ E.A. Bucchianeri
Geek quotes by E.A. Bucchianeri
Wham. She glommed onto him like white plastic on a Stormtrooper, shamelessly pressing against his body, groping and kissing. ~ Angela Quarles
Geek quotes by Angela Quarles
I really hope that we'll have a sustainable future on this planet, I really do. So I probably geek out mostly about learning more about how potentially we can hopefully make that happen, hopefully we're not too far lost. ~ Ellen Page
Geek quotes by Ellen Page
My first acting role as a kid was on 'Freaks and Geeks.' ~ Lizzy Caplan
Geek quotes by Lizzy Caplan
I'm a comedy geek so anything comedy related, whether that's standup shows, improv shows, I'm all over that. That's my favorite way to be entertained always. ~ Rashida Jones
Geek quotes by Rashida Jones
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. ~ John Green
Geek quotes by John Green
For a few spotty years, I was that tragic geek ~ Michael Gove
Geek quotes by Michael Gove
A lot of comic conventions go way beyond comic books and include other parts of pop culture, like celebrities and science fiction and movies and books. So I go to them either as a celebrity, or as a fan, because I'm a big sci-fi geek. ~ Jane Wiedlin
Geek quotes by Jane Wiedlin
Because I only want what's best for you. I only want you to be happy."

"Why?"

Charlie gave a frustrated growl, grabbed her hand and yanked her into his arms. The towel fell to the sand behind her. "Because, Geek Girl, I fucking love you. And if you're not happy, I can't be happy." And with that, he crushed his lips to hers, and kissed her as though there were no tomorrow. As though he'd almost lost the woman he loved and couldn't quite believe he held her in his arms again. As though he'd never let her go. ~ Jess Dee
Geek quotes by Jess Dee
To put it mildly, Beer Geeks are particular about the beer they drink. They don't waste time, money, and liver capacity on bad beer, and they put a formidable amount of thought into the beer they consume. But consume they do, and impressively well. ~ Patrick Dawson
Geek quotes by Patrick Dawson
How is she already asleep?" Sully whispers. "At home she stays up until like two a.m."

"She probably was tired," Church whispers back.

"What, from climbing a hill?"

Church doesn't respond. They get into their sleeping bags and whisper for half an hour about the outdoor soccer season about to start. I hadn't even realized the indoor season was over - Mom and Dad just told me when I needed to take them to practice or pick them up. I didn't know how they'd done. Were there any tournaments? Trophies?

After a long stretch of silence, Sully says, "So did you really try out for the spring musical?"

Church doesn't respond for a second. "Yes. Why?"

"Just wondering. Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because you would have made it about Macy Garrison."

"It - it's not?"

"No."

"Oh. But you're not going to try out forchoir?"

"Maybe."

"Why?" Just the smallest bit of mocking enters Sully's tone.

"Because I like it," Church snaps back. "We don't have to do all the same things. Try out for mathletes or something. You like math. You'd be good at it."

"Mathletes is for nerds."

"Sull, there's something you should know."

"Don't say it."

"You are a nerd."

"I'm not a nerd. Eliza's a nerd."

"Actually, I think Eliza's a geek. I've seen her grades. Compared to us, she's horrible at school."

"Yo ~ Francesca Zappia
Geek quotes by Francesca Zappia
I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak? ~ Kara Swisher
Geek quotes by Kara Swisher
I'm not the geek in the family: I'm the organizer. But what I do know is that we have a very terrific team of consultants, former federal cybersecurity experts who are working with us to make sure we have a very safe system. ~ Donna Brazile
Geek quotes by Donna Brazile
I am a proud flag-flying geek at heart and definitely a Trekkie/Trekker! ~ Teresa Medeiros
Geek quotes by Teresa Medeiros
I am a big, big geek at heart and a Sci-fi fan. And I love the Comic-Cons. ~ Paula Garces
Geek quotes by Paula Garces
Now there is so much expertise and brainpower it's hard to be at the cutting edge of what's cool and not do something that's totally geeky. ~ Darren Aronofsky
Geek quotes by Darren Aronofsky
"Mom, Arnie Welsh keeps calling me a geek. He says it like it's a bad thing. Is being a geek a bad thing?"
"Of course not, Soda Pop. And don't listen to labels. They don't matter."
"What are labels?"
"It's an imaginery sticker people slap on you with the word they think you are written on it. It doesn't matter who they think you are. It matters who you think you are."
"I think I might be a geek."
She laughed. "Then you be a geek. Just be whatever makes you happy, Soda Pop, and I'll be happy too. ~ Samantha Young
Geek quotes by Samantha Young
Geeks are generally the most interesting people. ~ Elijah Wood
Geek quotes by Elijah Wood
Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed Twitter because I get to connect with fans. ~ Reid Scott
Geek quotes by Reid Scott
I'm such a geek, and have always been a real nerd. ~ Aisha Tyler
Geek quotes by Aisha Tyler
TV and comics and movies are what you think about when you think about geek, but people can be a geek about anything. ~ Felicia Day
Geek quotes by Felicia Day
I love my sci-fi. I love my fantasy. Yeah! I can say it. I'm a geek. I'm a geek and I'm a proud geek! ~ Erica Cerra
Geek quotes by Erica Cerra
It's your call," he said softly, "but whatever you decide, I'll help you." He placed a soft, warm hand at the back of her neck and Laurel's breath caught in her chest. "Whatever you need, I'll be. If you need the science geek to give you answers from a textbook, I'm your guy; if you just want a friend to sit by you in bio and help you feel better when you're sad, I'm still your guy." His thumb slowly stroked across her earlobe and down her cheek. "And if you need someone to hold you and protect you from anyone in the world who might want to hurt you, then I am definitely your guy." His pale-blue eyes bore into hers, and for a second she couldn't breath. "But it's all up to you," he whispered. ~ Aprilynne Pike
Geek quotes by Aprilynne Pike
I was not a band geek, per say. But me and my two older sisters played instruments, so I would come home and my sister Dana would be playing the clarinet or playing the piano, and I would play the saxophone, my other sister would be singing, my mom would be singing. I was not afraid to be musical. That was not something that I thought was uncool. ~ Miles Teller
Geek quotes by Miles Teller
was about ten years old. It was called The Geek. ~ Allen Carr
Geek quotes by Allen Carr
Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth. ~ Michael R. Underwood
Geek quotes by Michael R. Underwood
Cryptology used to be the realm of linguists. Now it's dominated by the geeks." She said this proudly, as if she was one among them. "We're going to rule the world, you know?"
What Holly didn't understand was that when she said things like this, she didn't sound like a geek - she sounded like a Valkyrie. ~ Kresley Cole
Geek quotes by Kresley Cole
Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things. ~ Adam Savage
Geek quotes by Adam Savage
Don't dis the geek," J.J. said, turning his attention back to his laptop. "Diamonds are overrated; we are actually a girl's best friend. ~ Robert J. Crane
Geek quotes by Robert J. Crane
It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule. ~ Gerry Geek
Geek quotes by Gerry Geek
I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show. ~ Ellie Kemper
Geek quotes by Ellie Kemper
Geeks are the coolest people. ~ Elijah Wood
Geek quotes by Elijah Wood
I'd disagree with the characterisations of him as competitive (which I think was just misinterpretation of his ambition) or secretive (which I think is more about wanting to protect his team and his customers). Jeff [Bezos] could much more accurately be described as a naively optimistic geek than a calculating megalomaniac. ~ Richard L. Brandt
Geek quotes by Richard L. Brandt
Smile. Nod. Say
something witty
before he finds
out what an incredible
geek you are. ~ Ellen Hopkins
Geek quotes by Ellen Hopkins
Kyle worked in technology; he knew it would only be a matter of time before the video of Daniela and the A-list actor went viral and spread everywhere. So he did what any pissed-off, red-blooded computer geek would do after catching his girlfriend giving an underwater blowjob to another man: he hacked into Twitter and deleted both the video and her earlier tweet from the site. Then, raging at the world that had devolved so much in civility that 140-character breakups had become acceptable, he shut down the entire network in a denial-of-service attack that lasted two days.

And so began the Great Twitter Outage of 2011.

The Earth nearly stopped on its axis.

Panic and mayhem ensued as Twitter unsuccessfully attempted to counteract what it deemed the most sophisticated hijacking they'd ever experienced. Meanwhile, the FBI waited for either a ransom demand or political statement from the so-called "Twitter Terrorist." But neither was forthcoming, as the Twitter Terrorist had no political agenda, already was worth millions, and had most inconveniently taken off to Tijuana, Mexico to get shit-faced drunk on cheap tequila being served by an eight-fingered bartender named Esteban. ~ Julie James
Geek quotes by Julie James
Also," Bunty adds cheerfully, "how many cats did you have when you left?"
"One," Annabel says, putting her hand over her face.
"You have three now." Bunty swings hrt bag over her shoulder. "See you at Christmas, lovelies!"
And my grandmother disappears as abruptly as she arrived. ~ Holly Smale
Geek quotes by Holly Smale
Look at comic books. It used to be something that only geeks were into. And now it's everywhere. ~ Eli Roth
Geek quotes by Eli Roth
My high school experience was kind of like 'Mean Girls.' It was very much like a bad B movie. 'This is where the jocks sit, and this is where the cheerleaders sit.' And I never really fit in. I guess I was sort of a theatre geek, but the activity that I was most invested in was speech and debate. ~ Andie MacDowell
Geek quotes by Andie MacDowell
I say embrace the total geek in yourself and just enjoy it. Life is too short to be cool. ~ Shirley Manson
Geek quotes by Shirley Manson
Love can be just like hot peppers, exciting on the way in and agonizing on the way out. ~ Sorin Suciu
Geek quotes by Sorin Suciu
Who do you work for? That question haunted salesmen. Whenever a trader screwed a customer and the salesman became upset, the trader would ask the salesman, "Who do you work for anyway?" The message was clear: You work for Salomon Brothers. You work for me. I pay your bonus at the end of the year. So just shut up, you geek. ~ Michael Lewis
Geek quotes by Michael Lewis
They say that life is just a blank chain, and precious moments are the beads we hang off it to make it beautiful. ~ Holly Smale
Geek quotes by Holly Smale
I was bullied. I was a bit of a geek. Good-looking guys were off-limits. I didn't start dating until I was 18. ~ Michelle Ryan
Geek quotes by Michelle Ryan
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