Lauren Child Quotes

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

It's true,' said Freddie Humbert, 'kids nowadays have got no ability to listen to simple instructions.'
'Here you go, Dad,' said Quent, returning with a tray of drinks. 'Two martinis, one with extra olives, one with no olives, one mineral water, ice and a twist of lime and a jade juice, no fruit.

You can be completely sure what might happen next.

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

If God wanted us in the ocean, he wouldn't have made the land.

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now

She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [ ... ]

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.

I am not sleepy and I will not go to bed." --Lola

If something is not right or real, don't lose your self.

Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child?

Everyone always thinks they're the good guys,' said Ruby.
'Yes they do,' said LB. 'But happily for us, we are.'
'Well you might know that but how do I?

Excuse me while I yawn.