Linda Sunshine Quotes

If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma."

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

Every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

The strongest common bond between the genders is the universally acknowledged truth that both men and women are unhappy with their hair.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

If you're willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline. I'm told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the effect for any woman who wants to know what it feels like to be Victoria Principal.

Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

It's surely one of the strange phenomena of this decade that the most thoughtful gift you can bring a date is not flowers, chocolates, or ankle-length pearls, but a note from your doctor.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.