Dont Judge Me Funny Quotes

Don't judge me. You know my name, but not my story. ~ Demi Lovato

So please don't judge me and I won't judge you 'cause it could get ugly before it gets beautiful. ~ Chris Brown

Don't judge me, you could be me in another life. ~ Sting

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. ~ Mike Judge

If you dont understand the MOTIVE, don't judge the means! ~ Stephen Magnus

Don't judge me, I'm not a book. ~ Melanie Marquez

Dont disturb my circles! ~ Archimedes

Forty million Americans smoked marijuana; the only ones who didn't like it were Judge Ginsberg, Clarence Thomas and Bill Clinton. ~ Jay Leno

Dont regret what you dont have in life be greatful for what you have in life and dont miss what you dont have. ~ MINE

Without continuous encouragement, we may give up. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Insult me all you want. Judge me as much as you want. Say what you think, everything you want. But one thing. Dont touch my fans. ~ Michael Jackson

The way that other people judge me is none of my business. ~ Martha N. Beck

I just try not to judge. Don't judge me, and I won't judge you. ~ Reba McEntire

But good girls dont do that, dont make a fuss, dont upset parents. and i was a good girl so i curled up on the floor and sobbed silently instead ~ Laura Jarratt

Dont justify yourself to the person who dont trust n understand you......!!!!!! ~ Akshay Dalvi

A few would quote him scripture to confound his ordering up of eons out of the ancient chaos and other apostate supposings. The judge smiled. Books lie, he said. God dont lie. No, said the judge. He does not. And these are his words. He held up a chunk of rock. He speaks in stones and trees, the bones of things. ~ Cormac McCarthy

I intend to judge things for myself; to judge wrongly, I think, is more honorable than not to judge at all. ~ Henry James

you judge me for what you see and if you know me I truly dont know you. ~ Savage

Judge me if you want to. And as a matter of fact, it won't even count, 'cause the only person who can judge is God. ~ Kelly Rowland

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life. ~ Jeffrey Archer

You can tell you are a soccer girl if.
You dont mind falling in the mud
You dont care if you get tripped.
You get back up again when you get pushed.
You out run all the guys.
You dont care to get a little sweat and blood on you.
You dont care about getting kicked in the ankles a million times.
You dont care about people stepping on your toes with there cleats.
You dont care what your hair looks like after you play.
All your makeup is washed off!
If you are all those you are definitely a soccer player! :) ~ Anonymise

It's so funny you judge me arrogant after I succeeded.
You didn't help me at all when I was so poor and needy. ~ Toba Beta

DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO COME TO ME N CRY ... DONT EVER HESITATE TO LOOK ME N THE EYE DONT EVER BE AFRAID TO TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. REMEMBAER YOUR MY GIRL N WE GOTTA KEEP IT REAL. ~ Nikki Giovanni

Don't judge those, who are doing something bad, judge these, who told them do do that. ~ Karolis

Ignore negative criticisms, focus on positive thoughts. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Don't judge anything. If you have to judge, judge with kindness and love. ~ Debasish Mridha

What's purple mean?"
Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting ~ Richelle Mead

I strongly disagree that we should not judge other people. Wisdom means good judgement. Those who fail to judge wisely often fall victim to superficial deceits. However, we should:
Judge ourselves before judging others;
Judge their hearts not their clothes;
Judge their actions not their words;
Judge the present not the past. ~ Melissa M.L. Wong

Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet. ~ Byron Katie

Not only does travel give us a new system of reckoning, it also brings to the fore unknown aspects of our own self. Our consciousness being broadened and enriched, we shall judge ourselves more correctly. ~ Ella Maillart

Iyther you dont know nothing or you know too much it dont seam like theres any thing in be twean. ~ Russell Hoban

And kid Congress and the Senate, dont scold em. They are just children thats never grown up. They dont like to be corrected in company. Dont send messages to em, send candy. ~ Will Rogers

If you love somebody then tell them how you feel dont be scared of their reaction or rejection life is too short. you should take a chance and if things dont work out as you plan dont worry cuz life moves on and true love will be waiting for you again. ~ Atul Purohit

This ... this ... thing?"
"A parsnip?" Jem suggested
"A parsnip planted in satan's own garden," said Will. He glanced about. "I dont suppose there's a dog I could feed it to?"
"There dont seem to be any pets about," Jem-who loved animals, even the inglorious and ill-tempered Church-observed.
"Probably all poisened by parsnips," said Will. ~ Cassandra Clare

Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge. ~ Confucius

A judge, replied the Empress, is easy to be had, but to get an impartial judge, is a thing so difficult. ~ Margaret Cavendish

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now ~ Lauren Child

Only the shallow judge others, those with character know to judge themselves before they judge others. ~ Abhijit Naskar

Whoever loses faith nor hope is double defeated , in the moment of time. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

When I get into a zone, I obsess and I don't care about anything else. I have to make the work. ~ Kesh

When you judge me without knowing me, you do not judge me; you judge yourself... ~ Yasir Sulaiman

I dont care what you do fo you respect, but i would die for mine ~ T.I.

Judge Roberts is a brilliant lawyer, a brilliant judge. He is a very careful judge, a thoughtful judge. I would agree with what the President said earlier. He is a decent man. I think everybody who knows him likes him. ~ Al Gore

I dont know if hell exists, but there sure as hell are some people who dont belong in heaven. ~ Ben Harper

The first tattoo I got was when I was 17, and it's a cross on my bicep with 'Only God Can Judge Me' underneath. ~ Trey Songz

Judge not before you judge yourself. Judge not if you're not ready for judgment. ~ Bob Marley

life is not about for someone, give time for yourself, we all do need some break sometimes... dont expect too much... and dont ask for something you cant do in exchange... ~ Jason Layson

I never judge my own songwriting. It's just my heart. What's there to judge about your own heart? ~ Banks

I must judge for myself, but how can I judge, how can any man judge, unless his mind has been opened and enlarged by reading. ~ John Adams

Im gonna be a pretender the rest of my life. Pretending i dont wish every girl i kiss isnt you. Pretending i dont wish every girl i sleep with isnt you. Im gonna have to pretend i dont wish my next relationship wont be with you. Pretend that i dont wish the girl i get engaged to isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the girl i marry isnt you. Pretend i dont wish the mother of my kids to be you. Pretend its not you i want to spend the rest of my life with. Everything will be a lie the rest of my life. Thats so hard to accept. ~ Michael A. Perez

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you. ~ Mike Judge

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"
-Kaname Kuran
"I DONT WANT IT!"
-Zero Kiryu
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
-Juri Elizabeth Marin ~ Matsuri Hino

Life has ups and it has downs. I don't care who you are. ~ Hugh Jackman

I don't lie; I improve on my life. ~ Edith Piaf

Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages."
"Why?"
"Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME. ~ Kimberly Pauley

Society is funny. They ask you to be yourself and yet they judge you ~ Random

Frankly, I don't care what others say. ~ Niall Horan

As for me, I am intact; and I don't care. ~ Arthur Rimbaud

Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. ~ F. Sionil Jose

I dont partake in assembly-line convenience. I dont say that killing things is bad while I hire people to kill things for me. ~ Ted Nugent

Dont text me back? I understand. Dont hang out with me? I understand. But, when I start not giving a fuck anymore, you better understand. ~ Nitya Prakash

Dont wait for anything that will not wait for you. ~ -sarvesh

I dont really ever compare myself to other people, I dont even measure myself in terms of anyone but myself. ~ Lady Gaga

How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong! ~ Sophocles

Never judge a book by its cover, be the judge of what's inside. . . ~ Pearl

When I walk into a room and see people engaging in conversation; I most of the time just get puzzled because I dont know what to say; therefore i dont talk to them ~ James Michael Dennis

Never act in fear nor lose hope. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

Does a daughter judge her father?" whispered Qing-jao. "Of course she does," said Father. "Every day all people judge all other people. The question is whether we judge wisely. ~ Orson Scott Card

You have immense strength for every good work. ~ Lailah Gifty Akita

O yes youwl want to think on that you dont want your mouf to walk you where your feet dont want to go. ~ Russell Hoban

The problem is that we live in an uptight country. Why don't we just laugh at ourselves? We are funny. Gays are funny. Straights are funny. Women are funny. Men are funny. We are all funny, and we all do funny things. Let's laugh about it. ~ Bob Newhart

We usually expect too much from people. Often we judge them based on their actions even as we judge ourselves based on our intentions. ~ Chris Hodges

Don't judge me because I sin differently from you. ~ Dieter F. Uchtdorf

So you can judge me for being with Aiden , you can all judge me. But I found something to take the pain away and until you have felt my pain, you shouldn't judge me. Women shouldn't judge one another's lives, if we haven't been through one another's fires. ~ Lisa Taddeo

With everything happening today, You dont know whether you're coming or going, But you think that you're on your way, Life lined up on the mirror dont blow it.. ~ Lil' Wayne

Dont look at someone and wish to be them because you dont know if someone else is looking at you and wishing to be you ~ Urtear

These tiny people, they're not about you. They are not for you. They do not belong to you. They are under your care, is all, and it's your job to work at being a decent human being, love them well and a lot, dont put your problems on them, dont make your problems thier problems, dont use them to occupy empty parts of yourself. ~ Elisa Albert

Dont feel sorry for no one if they dont feel sorry for you ~ Christian O. Ortiz

I don't regret anything. I did everything absolutely correctly. ~ Vladimir Putin

If they judge God, remember, they will judge you. ~ Matshona Dhliwayo

The judges of normality are present everywhere. We are in the society of the teacher-judge, the doctor-judge, the educator-judge, the social worker-judge; it is on them that the universal reign of the normative is based; and each individual, wherever he may find himself, subjects to it his body, his gestures, his behavior, his aptitudes, his achievements. ~ Michel Foucault

Relationships dont always make sense. Especially from the outside ~ Sarah Dessen

Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps! ~ Deadpool

And you couldn't say 'vagina' without giggling. If you can't say it, you dont get to go near it ~ Shaun David Hutchinson

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. ~ H.L. Mencken

I always try to go where the excitement is, where the best music is. I dont care what kind of music it is. I go with the best artist we can find. ~ Jimmy Iovine

Time can be measurable . Its value can not be measurable ~ Dont Know

I dont want to die, i dont want to live either. ~ Elizabeth Wurtzel

Sean was stung. "I do not fuck everything that has a pulse," he said haughtily. "I have my standards. I limit myself to endoskeletal organisms. I always go for vertebrates. And I dont't do reptiles. Ever. ~ Shannon McKenna

It is therefore correct to say that the senses do not err - not because they always judge rightly, but because they do not judge at all. ~ Immanuel Kant

Don't judge it. Just write it. Don't judge it. It's not for you to judge it.
Interview in Esquire Magazine 10/10 ~ Philip Roth

Go fuck yourself Judge."
"Motion denied." answers the judge dryly. ~ Jodi Picoult

True friends don't judge one another. They judge other people. Together. ~ Julie Johnson

With the experience to judge, one need not pre-judge. ~ John Wooden

Never judge a person if you don't know him. ~ Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Who can judge the judge? ~ Kami Garcia

I ain't got no right to judge someone. ~ Frank Bruno

And it is the Lord, it is Jesus, Who is my judge. Therefore I will try always to think leniently of others, that He may judge me leniently, or rather not at all, since He says: Judge not, and ye shall not be judged. ~ Therese De Lisieux

I dont understand, but understanding something isnt a prerequisite to feeling it. We dont have to understand things in order to be affected by them. ~ Josh James Riebock

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~ Steven Wright