Kimberly Pauley Quotes

Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car.

Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.
Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?
Wait, don't answer that.

Myth: Vampires can read minds.
Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom.

Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages."
"Why?"
"Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME.

Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something about "damn Cullenist" loud enough for me to hear. (Well, me and everybody else, since we've all got superhearing.) What's he talking about? What did I
oh wait, yeah, those vampire books with the sparkly vampires. Great.

Myth: Being a vampire changes your life.
Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?

Myth: Vampires don't exist
Truth: Dead wrong.

Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone.

A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how it is and you go with that. Left to our own devices, a writer would endlessly fiddle with a book, changing little thing after little thing.

Myth: Garlic repels vampires.
Truth: Try telling that to my dad.

Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.
Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.

The best defense is a confusing offense.

Myth: Vampires don't eat.
Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey.

Myth: Vampires have no reflection.
Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?

Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?