Sauerkraut Soup Quotes

In nineteenth-century Russia, sauerkraut was valued more than caviar, ~ Mark Kurlansky

We should have a music of our own - if possible, without any Sauerkraut. ~ Erik Satie

Out, Himmler! Out of my sight! Go and visit your club-footed daughter! Bring her sauerkraut! Sauerkraut and heroin, Thorndike! She will love it! She will - ! ~ William Peter Blatty

At dinner the next day, it was soup again. It had been soup for every meal for many days now. Simon did not remember a life before soup, and he despaired of ever achieving a life after soup. ~ Cassandra Clare

Today "aged" foods like sauerkraut, miso, and tempeh are fermented in hygienically sanitized stainless-steel vats to assure cleanliness, so we can no longer be sure they will provide us with the B12 we need. Vegans should not mess around with this issue. ~ Sharon Gannon

You don't give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen. ~ Dan Harmon

The best part about beef noodle soup is that there are no rules. It just has to have beef, noodle, and soup. There are people that do clear broth beef noodle soup. Beef noodle soup with dairy. Beef noodle soup with pig's blood. It would suck if you looked at my recipe and never made your own, 'cause everyone has a beef noodle soup in them. Show it to me. ~ Eddie Huang

Was it wife soup and husband soup on the Other Side? Or was it simply soup? ~ Tom Robbins

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. ~ Bob Hope

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal? ~ Mary Norris

I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. ~ Mitch Hedberg

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? ~ Jerry Seinfeld

But I always felt that I'd rather be provincial hot-tamale than soup without seasoning. ~ F Scott Fitzgerald

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup? ~ Jerry Seinfeld

Do you want any soup?"
"No," said Jace.
"Do you think Hodge will want any soup?"
"No one wants any soup."
"I want some soup," Simon said.
"No you dont," said Jace. "You just want to sleep with Isabelle. ~ Cassandra Clare

None of the people watching 'Big Brother' will bring you chicken soup if you get sick. ~ Robert D. Putnam

If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste. ~ Jonathan Swift

If you listen to the Dhamma teachings but don't practice you're like a ladle in a soup pot. The ladle is in the soup pot every day, but it doesn't know the taste of the soup. You must reflect and meditate. ~ Ajahn Chah

If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup. ~ Kathleen Parker

Beautiful soup! Who cares for fish, game or any other dish? Who would not give all else for two pennyworth of beautiful soup? ~ Lewis Carroll

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. ~ Cuthbert Soup

When Danger Lurks and your heart is racing, don't be afraid be amazing ~ Cuthbert Soup

Any particular animal?" "Jenny Green-Teeth. A water-dwelling monster with big teeth and claws and eyes like soup plates," said Tiffany. "What size of soup plates? Do you mean big soup plates, a whole full-portion bowl with maybe some biscuits, possibly even a bread roll, or do you mean the little cup you might get if, for example, you just ordered soup and a salad?" "The size of soup plates that are eight inches across," said Tiffany, who'd never ordered soup and a salad anywhere in her life. "I checked. ~ Terry Pratchett

Never quit. My book, Chicken Soup for the Soul, was turned down by 33 publishers. It's since sold millions of copies. ~ Jack Canfield

It is part of the novelist's convention not to mention soup and salmon and ducklings, as if soup and salmon and ducklings were of no importance ... ~ Virginia Woolf

Life is alphabet soup, Elizabeth. Eat that soup." *** ~ Penny Reid

It's gonna be a lot of zeroes in that contract. You gonna think it's alphabet soup or something, all those zeroes in there. ~ Deion Sanders

I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup. ~ Gwyneth Paltrow

I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet. ~ Aristophanes

Curiosity is a good thing, like onion soup. But too much onion soup makes your breath smell terrible. And too much curiosity can make your whole body smell terrible, if it causes you to be dead. ~ Michael Reisman

But since soup mainly involves tossing everything in a pot and waiting, it's one of my better dishes. ~ Suzanne Collins

Yeah. I'm the fly in the soup. I don't like it any better than you do. Flies don't like being swamped in soup, especially when it's hot. ~ Rex Stout

Love is dope, not chicken soup. ~ Tom Robbins

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap ~ Irving Stone

I would eat my soup in silence, but it's alphabet soup. They're all capital letters and they are shouting at me. I'm not anorexic or illiterate, so alphabet soup is like a nourishing novel. An anorexic should make a suicide note out of the letters. ~ Jarod Kintz

The cauliflower soup sounds so good. And the broccoli-melt sandwich. I've never heard of such a thing. ~ Chris O'Dowd

Why should the Marquis de Cussy wage war on soup? I cannot understand a dinner without it. I hold soup to be the well beloved of the stomach. ~ Marie-Antoine Careme

Anyone who tells a lie has not pure heart, and cannot make good soup. ~ Ludwig Van Beethoven

Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup? ~ Mort Sahl

He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup. ~ Wilson Mizner

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. ~ Jay Leno

Today I ate my manuscript with the very spoon I used to write it with. My book was called "Chicken Noodle Soup for the Stomach."
I wrote it with alphabet soup, and then edited it with a can of chicken noodle soup. ~ Jarod Kintz

Don't tell them you're not a Marxist, darling, we saw Duck Soup together at the Rialto just last week. ~ Pansy Schneider-Horst

Miso makes a soup loaded with flavour that saves you the hassle of making stock. ~ Yotam Ottolenghi

Why should I trust you? We haven't drunk from the same bowl of soup. ~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

He who once burns his mouth on the hot soup, blows even the buttermilk. ~ Hazrat Inayat Khan

Tomorrow, I'm going to a soup kitchen in Mobile. I think that will symbolize the insensitivity of this administration to human needs. ~ Walter F. Mondale

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert. ~ Austin O'Malley

The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup? ~ Woody Allen

Alphabet soup is my magic eight ball. Served hot or cold, words are delicious. ~ Amanda Mosher

As for real chicken soup, I have it once or twice a week. ~ Jack Canfield

[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again! ~ Beatrice Lillie

Slotted spoons don't hold much soup... ~ Stephen Sondheim

Each month is gay, Each season nice, When eating Chicken soup With rice ~ Maurice Sendak

Most people don't know that humans kill 100 million sharks every year, mostly for a really expensive soup in Asia. ~ Michael Muller

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. ~ Ben Okri

Less money spent on billboards that just make us feel good about ourselves and more on soup kitchens and organized visits to the sick and dying. ~ Rebecca Goldstein

A red eight-sided sign always means:
A) Stop.
B) Go.
C) Danger! Red octogons ahead! ~ Cuthbert Soup

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh ... it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo. ~ Cuthbert Soup

But after all, the villains are the salt in the soup of a story. ~ Cornelia Funke

That bowl of soup - it was dearer than freedom, dearer than life itself, past, present, and future. ~ Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest.
"Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled. ~ Cuthbert Soup

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat. ~ Konrad Adenauer

Fancy Restaurant: one that serves cold soup on purpose. ~ Doug Larson

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving. ~ Cuthbert Soup

No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake. ~ Elsie De Wolfe

Courageous dreaming allows you to create from the source, the quantum soup of the universe where everything exists in a latent or potential state. ~ Alberto Villoldo

Hollywood is the only industry, even taking in soup companies, which does not have laboratories for the purpose of experimentation. ~ Orson Welles

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches, chocolates and soup. ~ Joan Greenwood

That's one thing I get neurotic about: I need my soup to be crazy hot. ~ Chrissy Teigen

You know what Andy Warhol's sole contribution to this country has been? He made Campbell's Soup a household word. ~ Alan Arkin

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down. ~ Jilly Cooper

We know who is benevolent, by quite other means than the amount of subscriptions to soup-societies. It is only low merits that canbe enumerated. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Waiter - there's a bigot in my soup. ~ Christina Engela

Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice. ~ Maurice Sendak

Many people don't know our famous 'soup kitchen' episode on Seinfeld was inspired by an actual soup restaurant off 8th Avenue in New York. ~ Jason Alexander

Everything I learned in school, mixed together with water and chicken broth, isn't worth the soup served at a soup kitchen. I was a bring-my-own-spoon kind of student. ~ Jarod Kintz

I like soup, do you like soup? ~ Brunonia Barry

Soup of the evening, beautiful soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful soup!
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Beautiful, beautiful soup! ~ Lewis Carroll

One whiff of a savory aromatic soup and appetites come to attention. The steaming fragrance of a tempting soup is a prelude to the goodness to come. An inspired soup puts family and guests in a receptive mood for enjoying the rest of the menu. ~ Louis Pullig De Gouy

It is emphatically the case that life could not arise spontaneously in a primeval soup from its kind. ~ A. E. Wilder-Smith

It's interesting, isn't it? ... the chandelier ... it reminds me of mushroom soup. ~ Tennessee Williams

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well. ~ Henny Youngman

Life is made of fear. Some people eat fear soup three times a day. Some people eat fear soup all the meals there are. I eat it sometimes. When they bring me fear soup to eat, I try not to eat it, I try to send it back. But sometimes I'm too afraid to and have to eat it anyway. ~ Martin Amis

Extremely ripe things are not ideal for pickling. If you pour a hot liquid over super ripe strawberries, you're going to have strawberry soup. ~ Wylie Dufresne

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind. ~ Ambrose Bierce

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." ~ Frank Carson

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie. ~ Cuthbert Soup

I love a good miso soup: it's fermented. It really helps with the immune system. I'll add tofu, carrots and seaweed. ~ Tia Mowry

An army travels on its stomach. Soup makes the soldier. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

When ramps are in season, we pickle a bunch of ramps and fold that into soup. Pickled pearl onions are great chopped up or pureed. ~ Wylie Dufresne

It is thought that potato water is unhealthy; and therefore do not boil potatoes in soup, but boil elsewhere, and add them when nearly cooked. ~ Catharine Beecher

When I was having that alphabet soup, I never thought that it would pay off. ~ Vanna White

On the set I make jokes I can't get too involved, or it turns into sentimental soup. I try to keep it light. ~ Michael Haneke

How real is history? Is it just an enormous soup so full of disparate ingredients that it is uncharacterizable? ~ Thomas Cahill

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips. ~ Sanya Richards-Ross

I have no perfect panacea for human ills. And even if I had I would not attempt to present a system of philosophy between the soup and fish. ~ Elbert Hubbard

You won't even see what is put right on the table before you. Men. If it was raining soup you'd be out there with a fork. ~ Robin Hobb

There's an old Sysan saying that the soup of life is salty enough without adding tears to it. ~ Iain Banks

Remember our war hysteria, when we called sauerkraut 'Liberty cabbage' and somebody actually proposed calling German measles 'Liberty measles'? ~ Sinclair Lewis