Funny Kevin Bridges Quotes

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. ~ Kevin Hart

The other day in the garage, I found a book report from the seventh grade that I did about silent movie stars. It's funny to look at now, because it really foretold what my future would be. ~ Mark Bridges

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. ~ Kevin Dillon

It's funny. You succeed, but now where are you gonna go from there? I've got to keep proving that I can laugh or cry more real each time. ~ Jeff Bridges

First of all my real full name is Lloyd Vernet Bridges III. ~ Beau Bridges

The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. ~ Kevin Sorbo

In 'War Party,' I play a quarter-breed Indian. It's a serious movie, but it's funny, too. ~ Kevin Dillon

Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. ~ Jeff Bridges

I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny. ~ Kevin Hart

There is funny ha-ha, and there is funny peculiar, and beneath a trapdoor in Kevin's mind is a place where the two blur together, the place of jokes, churning so furiously frequently, when it kicks up a line, he has no idea what it will turn out to be. ~ Kevin Brockmeier

People who live in rubber houses should not throw stones either. ~ Kevin Ansbro

It's funny: I was a photographer before I was a programmer. ~ Kevin Systrom

No one takes you seriously when you're naked. ~ Kevin Hearne

My bare foot sounded like a sad trout flapping against the marble floor. ~ Kevin Hearne

Well that's like, your opinion, man. ~ Jeff Bridges

I did a film called 'Black Dynamite' that was very, very funny. That seems to be a film that's kind of a cult classic. ~ Kevin Chapman

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do. ~ Kevin Hart

What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes. ~ Kevin Dalton

My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven. ~ Kevin Hart

My message is really that racism has no place in the hearts and minds of our children. ~ Ruby Bridges

Don't bite the hand that feeds you; especially if you're dining alone. ~ Kevin Ansbro

How the hell do you wake up dead? ~ Kevin Hart

If the experience of leadership is like being at the edge of an unfamiliar chasm, the act of leadership is building a bridge across that chasm. ~ Kevin Cashman

And Barry Levinson is insanely funny. I don't know if you know this, not everyone does, but he and Craig T. Nelson were a comedy team back in the coffeehouse days of the late '60s. ~ Kevin Pollak

Oxford is a funny place, as it is a mixture of town and gown. You have the students at the main university and at Oxford Brookes, but there is also a big working-class community. ~ Kevin Whately

Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way. ~ Kevin Hart

The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! ~ Kevin Keegan

Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you! ~ Kevin Hart

Unless you work in demolition, don't burn bridges. ~ Harvey MacKay

Space flight still had a long way to go to catch up with the safety record of the milkshake industry. ~ Kevin Fong

My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation. ~ Kevin Hart

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Kevin Costner

Don't let bridges you cross be bridges you burn. ~ J. Cole

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent. ~ Kevin Focke

My name is Kevin, I'm from Queensland, and I'm here to help. ~ Kevin Rudd

I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. ~ Kevin Keegan

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? ~ Kevin Hart

Sometimes I make my life a living hell by writing complex stories with complex characters. But I love it. ~ Kevin James Breaux

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. ~ Jim Gaffigan

You just suddenly think that there's something quite childish about acting. Basically, it's pretending, isn't it? It's good fun and I enjoy it, but it's a funny way of making a living, particularly when you make a very good wage, as I've been fortunate enough to do. ~ Kevin Whately

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me. ~ Kevin Nealon

Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Education is all a matter of building bridges. ~ Ralph Ellison

Kevin Bacon and I recently worked on a move together, R.I.P.D. Just before we'd begin a scene, when all of us would feel the normal anxiety that actors feel be- fore they start to perform, Kevin would look at me and the other actors with a very serious expression on his face and say: "Remember, everything depends on this!" It would make us all laugh. On the one hand, it's not true of course, but on the other, everything does depend on this, on just this moment and our attitude toward this moment. ~ Jeff Bridges

The fate of the bridges is to be lonely; because bridges are to cross not to stay! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

Fear builds walls instead of bridges. I want a life of bridges, not walls. ~ Lisa Wingate

And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life ~ Kevin Hearne

His moral purity serves to magnify our impurity. ~ Jerry Bridges

Aside from cutting off her head, though, I didn't really mean to kill her."
Granuaile laughed. "You know I'm on your side, but to an objective listener, that sounds like a less than convincing argument. ~ Kevin Hearne

Only conduct arising from love is worthy of the name obedience. ~ Jerry Bridges

A great city with water barriers and no bridges is like a skyscraper with no elevators. Bridges are a monument to progress. ~ Joseph Straus

I'm here to shine a bright light. I'm not here to be a guy of death. I just like 'KD' better. ~ Kevin Durant

To remember no more is God's way of expressing absolute forgiveness. ~ Jerry Bridges

In the Catskills, nostalgia runs backwards. The upwardly mobile Jewish masses of the 1950s and 1960s have been replaced by the Jews of 19th century Poland. ~ Kevin Haworth

My first time in Madagascar was awesome because lemurs are kind of funny; they throw fruit at the back of your head when you're not looking and then point at one another when you turn around. ~ Kevin Hearne

True teachers use themselves as bridges over which they invite their students to cross; then, having facilitated their crossing, joyfully collapse, encouraging them to create bridges of their own. ~ Nikos Kazantzakis

Acknowledging His holiness is one of the ways we are to praise God. ~ Jerry Bridges

All sin without distinction - is lawlessness. ~ Jerry Bridges

I do a lot of ceramics. ~ Jeff Bridges

But where sin abounded, grace superabounded. ~ Jerry Bridges

Greatness is not measured by the walls we build but by the bridges. ~ DaShanne Stokes

The only safe evidence that we are in Christ is a holy life. John ~ Jerry Bridges

If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it. ~ Adam Carolla

I went to school for marketing and advertising, so I have a special interest in good and funny commercials and why they work and why they're funny - which is one of the reasons I, like many people, like watching the Super Bowl, besides the game. ~ Kevin Nealon

Call, believe, hear, and preach. ~ Jerry Bridges

Great men burn bridges before they come to them ~ E. E. Cummings

Romans 7:21, and it distinguishes believers from unbelievers who lie serenely content in their darkness. ~ Jerry Bridges

People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey. ~ Kevin Spacey

As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times I've been in a town where the only entertainment to be had is what you find in the hotel bar or lobby. ~ Beau Bridges

The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience. ~ Kevin Hart

But the reality is that many people are facing nonphysical persecution because of their stand for righteousness. ~ Jerry Bridges

I knew whatever punishment the grand duke was going to face, mine would most likely be worse. ~ Robin Bridges

I hate bridges. I'm always very insecure on bridges. ~ Alber Elbaz

God's grace does not operate on a reward for works basis. It is much better than that. ~ Jerry Bridges

It is relatively easy to serve those above us - even the world expects this - but Jesus served downward. ~ Jerry Bridges

Some people had all the luck, being born into the right family. ~ Kevin Kwan

I always thought I wrote good bridges. I was a bit more impressed with the bridges I wrote than maybe the songs I wrote. ~ Rick Nielsen

Let us build bridges, my friends, build bridges to human dignity across that gulf that separates black America from white America. ~ Richard M. Nixon

God is perfectly holy, then we can be confident that His actions toward us are always perfect and just. ~ Jerry Bridges

God is serious about holiness in the lives of His people, and He will discipline us to attain it. ~ Jerry Bridges

Such polite manners for an armed man who was kidnapping me. Danilo could take a few lessons from him. ~ Robin Bridges

Count Chemenensky was quietly gnawing on something, which, upon further inspection, appeared to be his own tattered clothing. Mon Dieu. ~ Robin Bridges

I might be burning bridges, but they're my bridges to burn. ~ Whitney Gardner

The beginning, directs and orchestrates millions of events and circumstances every day. ~ Jerry Bridges

This is what faith is -trusting in Jesus Christ alone as one's Savior. ~ Jerry Bridges

Pursue holiness, for without holiness no one will see the Lord" (Hebrews 12:14, ~ Jerry Bridges

I like to know where the camera is. ~ Jeff Bridges

Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America. ~ Kevin Keegan

holiness is not only expected; it is the promised birthright of every Christian. Paul's ~ Jerry Bridges

Christianity is not a do-it-yourself thing. ~ Jerry Bridges

All transitions are composed of an ending, a neutral zone and a new beginning ~ William Bridges

Never burn your bridges till you come to them. ~ Clayton Rawson

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it. ~ Kevin Rooney

Did the princess smell odd to you?" I suddenly asked.
"That is not the point. ~ Robin Bridges

I kiss your heart because those before me have scarred it. ~ Kevin Fuller

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out. ~ Kevin Feige

This is New York, a combat zone, and everyone has to have an angle or they're not allowed over the bridges or through the tunnels. Let them have their angles, it's what they live for. You've got better things to worry about, like making sure the people that actually matter don't try any funny stuff. ~ Cynthia Heimel

Spread a table in the desert? ... Can he supply meat for his people?' The next two verses ~ Jerry Bridges

I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money. ~ Kevin Meaney

When in doubt, know your way out, I always say."
"I thought you always said, 'When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'"
"Well, yeah, that too."
Oberon said. ~ Kevin Hearne