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The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it. ~ Graeme Le Saux
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I came to Nantes two-years-ago and it's much the same today, except that it's totally different. ~ Kevin Keegan
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Football's all about 90 minutes ~ Glenn Hoddle
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Germany are a very difficult team to play ... they have eleven internationals out there today. ~ Steve Lomas
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It was a fair decision, the penalty, even though it was debatable whether it was inside or outside the box. ~ Bobby Charlton
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We are really the victims of our own problems. ~ Jimmy Greaves
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Well Kerry, you're 19 and you're a lot older than a lot of people younger than yourself. ~ Mike Gray
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Walsall have given City more than one anxious moment amongst many anxious moments ~ Denis Law
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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. ~ Alan Shearer
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It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. ~ Gordon Strachan
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I think everyone in the stadium went home happy, except all those people in Rumania ~ Ron Greenwood
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And now International Soccer Special, Manchester United v Southampton ~ David Coleman
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Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer. ~ David Acfield
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John Bond has brought in a young left-sided midfield player, who I guess will play on the left side of midfield. ~ Jimmy Armfield
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I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland ~ Mike Ingham
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Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen ~ Des Lynam
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There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division. ~ Dominic Allen
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Once again it was Gough who stood firm for Scotland in the air ~ Jock Brown
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Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins. ~ Denis Law
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I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. ~ Ugo Ehiogu
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Not the first half you might have expected, even though the score might suggest that it was. ~ John Motson
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The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European. ~ Phil Neville
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The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23! ~ Kevin Keegan
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Playing in Italy was like being in a foreign country. ~ Ian Rush
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This is the one-off occasion and you can't get any bigger occasion than that ~ Bryan Robson
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It feel like winning the cup final, if that's what it feels like ~ Graham Hawkins
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Systems are made by players rather than players making systems ~ Theo Foley
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Mabutt has now played seven consecutive games for England, this is his seventh ~ Martin Tyler
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The goals made such a difference to the way this game went. ~ John Motson
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He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces ~ Ron Atkinson
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I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself ~ Joe Royle
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The scoreline didn't really reflect the outcome ~ Tony Gubba
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Sometimes in football you have to score goals. ~ Thierry Henry
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The beauty of Cup football is that Jack always has a chance of beating Goliath. ~ Terry Butcher
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If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. ~ H. L. Hunt
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Peter Weir has just shrugged off an ankle injury ~ Jock Brown
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That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on. ~ John Lambie
Funny Soccer quotes by John Lambie
Billy Gilbert hit a kamikaze back pass which Justin Fashinu pounced on like a black Frank Bruno ~ Ian Darke
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Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that ~ Alan Green
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Whelan was in the position he was, exactly ~ Jimmy Armfield
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If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them ~ Jimmy Armfield
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Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win ~ Vinnie Jones
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I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup. It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not. ~ Ronaldo
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The only thing Norwich didn't get was the goal that they finally got ~ Jimmy Greaves
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I don't hold water with that theory ~ Ron Greenwood
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing. ~ Ade Akinbiyi
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We are really quite lucky this yeara because Christmas falls on Christmas Day ~ Bobby Gould
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I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. ~ Ron Atkinson
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We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. ~ Bobby Robson
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Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning. ~ Ron Atkinson
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The dice are stacked against them ~ Theo Foley
Funny Soccer quotes by Theo Foley
Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all ~ Mignon McLaughlin
Funny Soccer quotes by Mignon McLaughlin
Books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal. ~ John Green
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Jim Morrison had star quality and he's dead. Star quality's no good to you when you're dead. ~ Neil Walker
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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing. ~ Dave Barry
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You have four guns."
"Someone must have stuck them on when I wasn't looking. ~ Brandon Sanderson
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I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
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I'm running out of words to describe this lad. ~ Cristiano Ronaldo
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Uh ... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration.
"I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?"
"Not that. You keep it in your underwear drawer?"
I hesitated, wondering why I was embarrassed. "Well, where do you put your elven magic?" I asked. ~ Kim Harrison
Funny Soccer quotes by Kim Harrison
There's magic all around us: Our smartphones are magical, 3-D printers are magical. So I feel that as a magician, if I can pull off something that seems real and convincing enough that I can explain why it's happening and have people believe it, it really is fascinating. And funny. ~ Michael Carbonaro
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The lawyer was a short, ugly, little man. He stood about three feet taller than his desk's two foot eight inch frame and he had dark eyes. Lois couldn't tell if they were black or an extremely dark brown. His hair was dirty blonde and very messy. He looked as if he had just crawled out of bed. His white button up shirt was tucked in on only one side and the other side hung out freely. He wore a pair of tan khakis and a pair of black loafers. His skin almost matched the khakis which was extremely creepy and Lois kept thinking the man wasn't wearing pants. ~ Rebecca McNutt
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I think I've been very lucky. The readers who write to me say they like the characters and the sense of a real world, often one they don't otherwise know about. And usually there's a funny bit in there somewhere. ~ Sophie Weston
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. ~ Alan Bennett
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Um ... Falcyn?"Medea
"What's my brother doing?" Blaise
"Holding me in an awkwardly tight manner. It's very strange" Medea
"But is he sitting on you?" Blaise
" ... Why? should I be worried?" Medea
"Well, it means he's not trying to hatch you. Yet. That's always a bonus." Blaise ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon
Funny Soccer quotes by Sherrilyn Kenyon
Falco wagged her journal in front of her. "This is yours, I presume." A slow smile spread across his face. "Let's find out exactly what you've been doing, shall we?"
"Give it back!" Cass reached for the journal, but Falco easily dodged her. He opened the leather-bound book to a random page and cleared his throat. Clutching a hand to his chest, he pretended to read aloud in a high-pitched voice. "Oh, how I love the way his fingers explore my soft flesh. The way his eyes see into my very soul."
This time, Cass managed to snatch the book out of his hands. "That is not what it says."
"I guess that means you won't be keeping me warm tonight? ~ Fiona Paul
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year! ~ Jerry Coleman
Funny Soccer quotes by Jerry Coleman
I think my movies aren't sentimental. I think my movies are funny and sad and realistic. Not realistic in the sense that they're documentaries, but realistic in the sense that they're not idealistic, they're not optimistic, not pessimistic, and not propagandistic. They're an analysis of a situation. I call it as I see it, so to speak. ~ Frederick Wiseman
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You are unnerving the hell out of me, Valkyrie."
"oh" she frowned, petting her bat fitfully " I must have misread the future for the past." she shrugged. "It happens. ~ Kresley Cole
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Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me > omg > boner. ~ Leah Raeder
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It's funny, but to me, when you go to a concert hall and hear electronic pieces from the '60s, I think they sound really dated. But when an orchestra plays a piece from that period, and it's going to sound different every time, it feels more modern to me. ~ Jonny Greenwood
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I'd love to get into some comedy, but people keep saying, 'You're not funny!' And I say, 'Well, fair enough.' I have done comedy on stage. ~ Ciaran Hinds
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We have North Shore, Hawaii and Lost all there, so they have softball tournaments between the casts. It's hilarious. ~ Josh Holloway
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I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up. ~ Jennifer Ellison
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And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield. ~ Jerry Coleman
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Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.
This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy. ~ Rick Riordan
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Invalidating a woman's life choices by saying things like, "Oh, but you'll regret it if you don't have kids," or, "I didn't think I wanted kids either until I had one," is like me going to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting and telling the newly sober that eventually when they grow old, they'll want to take the edge off with a little gin and tonic and that if they could only just be mature enough to control themselves, they could go on a fun wine-tasting tour in the Napa Valley. ~ Jen Kirkman
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Stealing is good, honest work," Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking," he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good. ~ Adam Rex
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Penny for your thoughts,' asked Gwen.
'Cheapskate,' said Ianto. 'Never heard of inflation? Thoughts are a bit pricier than that these days.'
'OK,' said Gwen. 'A pint down the local tomorrow for your thoughts.'
Ianto smiled. 'That's more like it. ~ David Llewellyn
Funny Soccer quotes by David Llewellyn
I really doubt my parents are going to let me stay the night in a remote cabin with a bunch of boys."
"Oh, please, Snow White, Mike's dad'll be there. He's actually kinda funny…you know, in a weird dad kind of way. Don't worry, your purity will remain intact. Scout's honor." She made some sort of gesture with her fingers that Violet assumed was supposed to be an oath, but since Chelsea had never actually been a Girl Scout, it ended up looking more like a peace sign. Or something. Violet maintained her dubious expression.
But Chelsea wasn't about to be discouraged, and she tried to be the voice of reason. "Come on, I think Jay's checking to see if he can get the time off work. The least you can do is ask your parents. If they say no, then no harm, no foul, right? If they say yes, then we'll have a kick-ass time. We'll go hiking in the snow and hang out in front of the fireplace in the evening. We'll sleep in sleeping bags and maybe even roast some marshmallows. It'll be like we're camping." She beamed a superfake smile at Violet and clasped her hands together like she was begging. "Do it for me. Ple-eease."
Jules came back with their milk shake. It was strawberry, and Chelsea flashed Violet an I-told-you-so grin.
Violet finished her tea, mulling over the idea of spending the weekend in a snowy cabin with Jay and Chelsea. Away from town. Away from whoever was leaving her dead animals and creepy notes.
It did sound fun, and Violet did love the snow. And ~ Kimberly Derting
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Sitting around with funny people, banging out jokes and creating a television show. I have no hobbies, no outside interests. I'm fine with spending 14 hours a day putting a show together with tape and string. ~ Jon Stewart
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Hollywood wants to make women so perfect. Perfect hair. Perfect job. Perfect manners ... I know some of the most beautiful women, and they are so weird. That's what makes them funny and captivating. ~ Melissa McCarthy
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The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. ~ Robert Benchley
Funny Soccer quotes by Robert Benchley
To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. ~ Maxwell Maltz
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide.. ~ Mitch Hedberg
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Boys do suck the brains out of smart girls. ~ K.A. Tucker
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That's funny. You would think after being followed and shoved into a dark alley by a stranger, you would be at least a little shaken. Don't tell me, you are a black belt just waiting for the perfect moment to strike." He laughed soundlessly. "I mean your words do sound brave but your eyes and the fact that you're trembling like a scared little kitten say something else entirely." Even though the alley was submerged in darkness and shadows, it was obvious there was a devilish grin stretched across his face ... ~ Nicole Rae
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It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime ... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal. ~ Kangana Ranaut
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Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. ~ Antonio Porchia
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If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms. ~ Mike Ditka
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It's funny to have become an elegant skier now. But my drive is still the same. ~ Hermann Maier
Funny Soccer quotes by Hermann Maier
Where was Lauren in this maelstrom of awfulness? Where was the person she had previously thought herself to be? Intelligent, funny, in control, that Lauren. She'd been hiding as best as she could, sheltering in the back of her psyche somewhere, allowing the least evolved part of her instinctive self to be the thing that was present in this trauma. ~ Melanie Golding
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