Dad 80th Birthday Quotes

A Dad gives hope
When life is low
A Dad's a place
Where you can go
A Dad is honest
A Dad is true
A Dad is precious
My DAD is You
Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday to YOU
Happy Birthday , Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to YOU ~ John Walter Bratton

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. ~ Art Buchwald

My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. ~ Eric Bristow

I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times. ~ Lily James

Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~ Margaret Fuller

I'd be happy to live till 80 as long as I was comfortable and in good health. Mind you, ask me again on the eve of my 80th birthday. Even so, I hope we don't all start living to be 120. I'm not sure I'd cope with another 60 years. ~ Bonnie Tyler

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind. ~ Alexander Pope

Happy Birthday, Dad!" exclaimed Dennis and John excitedly. "I don't like birthdays," said Dad. ~ David Walliams

I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday ~ John Walter Bratton

I was a mixture of being incredibly old for my age and incredibly backwards. I was born quite old, but then I stopped growing. I lived with my mum and dad till I was 30. ~ Helena Bonham Carter

If I could choose the perfect Dad
There's no one I would rather
Have Dad, than you Dad
Coz you go further, Father
Happy Birthday Father ~ John Walter Bratton

Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it. ~ Brigitte Bardot

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. ~ Robert Staughton Lynd

By the time I was seven, I did a sonnet at Shakespeare's Globe theatre for Shakespeare's birthday because my dad had been at the first season of the Globe and was friends with the artistic director. Somehow, that lead to me doing a sonnet! ~ Alfred Enoch

One thing that was really dope for me was that my dad had a '78 Corvette, '78 or '76 Corvette all my life. It always needed to be fixed up. I remember it's just been sitting in the driveway for years, and I got it fixed from top to bottom for his birthday. ~ Sevyn Streeter

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall. ~ David Letterman

You might be a redneck if you give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his birthday. ~ Jeff Foxworthy

MOTHER LOVE IS THE FUEL THAT ENABLES A NORMAL HUMAN BEING TO DO IMPOSSIBLE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM ~ Bestwishesandquotes.com

For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like 'Blue Kentucky Girl,' by Emmylou Harris, and 'Off the Wall,' by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's 'Purple Rain' - it just can't be done! ~ Connie Britton

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. ~ Katharine Hepburn

I would have loved to have had a gay dad. At school, there were always kids saying 'my dad is bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!' So what? My dad will shag your dad..and your dad will enjoy it. ~ Frankie Boyle

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it. ~ Willie Geist

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. ~ Robert Orben

Its my birthday wish me happy birthday horus said happy birthday I yelled now shut up ~ Rick Riordan

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier ... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ~ Steven Wright

Everyday is a birthday; every moment of it is new to us; we are born again, renewed for fresh work and endeavor. ~ Isaac Watts

I may not be physically present to stand by you while you cut your cake, but you'll be in my thoughts today! Happy Birthday. ~ Aamir Sarfraz (aamir Rajput Khan)

Today you are fulfilling another year of life and I will do everything to make it a memorable day for you. ~ Auliq Ice

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar ... Yung No Mo ~ Dana Rosemary Scallon

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Everyman and every living being have the same birth day: The birthday of the universe is our real birthday! ~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

He not busy being born is busy dying ~ Steve Jobs

I have a birthday, same as you," I wanted to tell the voices. "It just changes. Don't you wish you could change your birthday? ~ Tara Westover

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. ~ Mark Twain

Every birthday celebrates a life because every life is important. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday! ~ Dave Barry

I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties. ~ Yigal Azrouel

May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are. ~ Debasish Mridha

We have a host of English teachers in the family. My mum is an English teacher, and so are my dad, my aunt and my uncle. I have grown up with family writing competitions, and I can't remember a birthday or Christmas present that didn't include books. ~ Alexandra Adornetto

Every five years, I like to do a big birthday party. I had my 45th birthday with 75 friends in Marrakesh, Morocco. ~ Chip Conley

Do you need some birthday dick? I once got dick for my birthday - my first birthday, in fact. That's how they knew I was a boy. ~ Jarod Kintz

Birthday should be considered as a unit of measurement to measure our present status toward success! ~ Mohith Agadi

The universe wanted you to celebrate and appreciate your life so every year she gave you a birthday. ~ Debasish Mridha

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th. ~ Gloria Stuart

Thank you Dad ...
for listening and caring,
for giving and sharing,
but, especially, for just being you!
Happy Birthday to you ~ John Walter Bratton

If you're 70th or 80th on the money list, it's not very motivating. ~ Stacy Lewis

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. ~ Diane Arbus

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~ Menachem Mendel Schneerson

He does cry a lot. It's nothing new, nothing special! And actually I think everyone was crying in my box, so I think he wasn't the only one. I was crying, as well. But my dad is very emotional. I have that from him. It's my dad. He has a birthday tomorrow, so I'm just glad that he has a nice present. ~ Petra Kvitova

The advantage of living your life consistently with determination, purpose and righteousness, every day is a success. There is victory in each good intention that you act upon! - HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~ Carlos Wallace

For my birthday that year Anne gave me an inflatable atlas globe, along with a birthday card in which she wrote:
I give you the world.
Have fun blowing it up. ~ Craig Ferguson

Your birthday is a special day, May it bring you love and cheer It gives a chance for me to say, Happy birthday every year ~ Mary Baker Eddy

On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections. ~ Eva Herzigova

When my dad died a lot of songs came, and they're still coming. ~ Rosanne Cash

My dad is my dad, but he's not there physically anymore. But she lets me call her 'Dad' - that's the last little piece of Dad I've got. ~ Kendall Jenner

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

Your birthday has come round again
so we send this card to say,
happy birthday nephew dear
lots of love are sent your way. ~ Susan Smith

I look at him [son Eric] and I think of my dad all the time ... I was born to be a dad. ~ Simon Cowell

I wish you a vivacious day of love, laughter, and joy. Have an awesome birthday! ~ Debasish Mridha

Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had! ~ Julie McGregor

Birthdays were made for going wild over the people we think are amazing. ~ Richelle E. Goodrich

That's easy," Mabel said. "Why don't you have a Champagne?" "I can barely sell wine," Michael said. But he thought, you know, why don't we? "What would I call it, anyway?" Mabel barely paused. "Well, I'd call it Barefoot Bubbly," she said. It took a few years. Barefoot's sparkling wine didn't hit the market until 1997. A year later, Michael and Bonnie toasted Mabel for her 80th birthday with a wine named Barefoot Bubbly. ~ Michael Houlihan

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday. ~ Amy Weber

Food is one of life's really great pleasures. My 20th birthday party was all about booze, my 30th birthday was about drugs, and now I realise that my 40s are about food. It's something you appreciate more and more as you get older. ~ Alex James

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame. ~ Annette Funicello

I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law. ~ Sophie Kinsella

How much I wish I could tell you, Dad
How much you mean to me ...
But there are no words to say
How much I admire you ...
appreciate you ...
thank you for everything you've done.
love you
Actually, there are
I've just used them
How much I wish you
A happy, happy birthday Dad ~ John Walter Bratton

Decorate your birthday with love and memories not with years. ~ Debasish Mridha

Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. you see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. ~ Molly Keane

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too. ~ Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I've always wanted to buy a sports car. After the England series, I went up to my dad and said that I wanted to buy a sports car and got his consent. On his birthday, I surprised him by bringing it home. It's a Porsche Boxter Limited Edition, and my family was thrilled to see it. ~ Suresh Raina

The existence of birthday cake ice cream suggests that we can no longer distinguish celebration foods from everyday ones. We are also not too sure whether we are children or adults. ~ Bee Wilson

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. ~ Jay Asher

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. ~ Jarrett J. Krosoczka

To think, when one is no longer young, when one is not yet old, that one is no longer young, that one is not yet old, that is perhaps something. ~ Maxwell Maltz

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. ~ Ashley Jensen

Happy birthday," she said. "And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake. ~ Rachel Caine

I like birthday cake. It's so symbolic. It's a tempting symbol to load with something more complicated than just 'Happy birthday!' because it's this emblem of childhood and a happy day. ~ Aimee Bender

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. ~ Bindi Irwin

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! ~ Joe Dean

It is because my dad died suddenly that I became an actor. I thought, I'm going to make money doing this thing I enjoy. ~ Paul Giamatti

Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not your birthday anymore! There's gotta be a time, there's gotta be a cutoff point where you can't have birthday parties. You're so desperate for a party that you have to have a party two weeks after? Wait till next year, you missed it! ~ Larry David

I did a cake for the 60th birthday of Elton John, for Britney Spears' 27th birthday and for the 'Circus' album she put out - the cake had circus themes. I prepared a cake for a surprise 82nd birthday event for the architect Frank Gehry; the cake was comprised of mini-replicas of his buildings. ~ Ron Ben-Israel

Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain ~ Rick Riordan

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. ~ Anthony

I remember when I was working at Sprint, I'd work on my birthday, New Year's Day, and even Christmas Eve. I'm just used to working on my birthday, so I'll be celebrating it afterward. ~ Prince Royce

I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in. ~ Aisha Tyler

My father was a legendary copywriter. He wrote 'Timex Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking.' He named Earth Day 'Earth Day.' It falls on his birthday, April 22. Earth Day, birthday. So the idea came easily. ~ Sarah Koenig

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. ~ Conan O'Brien

The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him. ~ Matthew Sweet

They assessed my age and assigned me a birthday. ~ Davan Yahya Khalil

When is man strong until he feels alone? Colombe's Birthday ~ Robert Browning

I see you're trying to distract me from the real point here," Magnus said instead. "You had a birthday - a perfect excuse for me to throw one of my famous parties - and you didn't even tell me about it? ~ Cassandra Clare

A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. ~ Trey Parker

I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake. Or a picture of a kid riding Caesar on his birthday. We could build a saddle. ~ Pat Conroy

I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips. ~ Amy Poehler

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties. ~ Rob Lowe

Booking an act for my Dad's 70th birthday, I wanted a great act and went straight to John Archer- his reputation in the magic world is among the very best. I was so pleased he was able to do it, and he absolutely brought the house down. It was brilliant, hysterically funny, and perfectly pitched for the occasion. He made the evening. I'd recommend him unreservedly. ~ Derren Brown

My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday! ~ Jarod Kintz

Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party ~ Herdis Pala