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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. ~ Richard J. Needham
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Richard J. Needham
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. ~ Steven Wright
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Steven Wright
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. ~ Mark Twain
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Mark Twain
If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. ~ Katharine Hepburn
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Katharine Hepburn
One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. ~ William Feather
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by William Feather
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow. ~ Margaret Fuller
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Margaret Fuller
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. ~ Robert Staughton Lynd
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Robert Staughton Lynd
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. ~ Franklin Pierce Adams
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Franklin Pierce Adams
Old age is - a lot of crossed off names in an address book. ~ Ronald Blythe
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Ronald Blythe
It's my birthday, by the way, and as of 2:05 this morning (the time of my birth in the middle of a snow storm on the Fort Dix army base in New Jersey) I'm 52 years old. I decided to say that because there's such pressure in our culture for women ... well, for everybody ... to stay perpetually young. And that's never going to change if we (women especially) don't embrace, enjoy, and take pride in each and every age that we pass through. I'm not young, I'm half a century old, and grateful to have made it this far. And I have this to say to the young women coming on behind me: 52 feels pretty damn good! ~ Terri Windling
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Terri Windling
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Stil snorted. "I am not in love with Angelique. I'm in love with you," he said, scooting closer.

Gemma pushed her chair away.
"Well, that's not proper."

"Why not?" Stil asked, butting his chair up against Gemma's.

"Because of the age difference."

"Age difference?"

"Of course. Surely you can't be a day younger than fifty or sixty," Gemma said in surprise.

Stil's jaw dropped.

"You think I'm an OLD MAN?!" Stil thundered.

"Most magic users are not the age they physically appear to be," Gemma said."And it is well known that they age much more slowly."

"You think I'm an OLD MAN?!" he repeated, his voice even louder.

"I'm not even twenty-five yet, you mean-spirited mule, and my clothes are fashionable among mages!" Stil said.

"This whole time you've thought I am OLD?"

"I get the impression that offends you."

"IT DOES."

Gemma only lifted her eyebrows.

"Aren't you going to apologize?" Stil asked.

"For what?"

"For thinking I'm OLD!"

Gemma shrugged. "It seems you have only yourself to blame for that misunderstanding."

Stil glowered ~ K.M. Shea
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by K.M. Shea
At twenty years old, Michael had vague plans to make changes in his life, but turning blue whilst stood in a walk-in bath in an old people's home wasn't one of them. Usually boys of his age might consider changes along the lines of smoking less grass at home, at college or at work, to be a good idea. Or maybe spending less time on that solitary pursuit common to men of his age across the globe. Enjoyable though he found it, he was going to cut back on the procrastination, but that was going to have to wait. ~ Dylan Perry
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Dylan Perry
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the past, we have arrived. ~ Knut Hamsun
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Knut Hamsun
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ~ Bennett Cerf
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Bennett Cerf
My dear Rosie,

Unbeknownst to you I took this chance before, many, many years ago. You never received that letter and I'm glad because my feelings since then have changed dramatically. They have intensified with every passing day.
I'll get straight to the point because if I don't say what I have to say now, I fear it will never be said. And I need to say it.
Today I love you more than ever; I want you more than ever. I'm a man of fifty years of age coming to you, feeling like a teenager in love, asking you to give me a chance and love me back.
Rosie Dunne, I love you with all my heart. I have always loved you, even when I was seven years old and I lied about falling asleep on Santa watch, when I was ten years old and didn't invite you to my birthday party, when I was eighteen and had to move away, even on my wedding days, on your wedding day, on christenings, birthdays and when we fought. I loved you through it all. Make me the happiest man on this earth by being with me.
Please reply to me.

All my love,
Alex ~ Cecelia Ahern
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Cecelia Ahern
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ~ George Burns
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by George Burns
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. ~ Phyllis Diller
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Phyllis Diller
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. ~ Mary Schmich
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Mary Schmich
He who is of a calm and happy nature, will hardly feel the pressure of age ~ Plato
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Plato
I've gotten crankier in my old age. ~ Shirley Maclaine
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Shirley Maclaine
Richter said, 'Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. What has puzzled us before seems less mysterious, and the crooked paths look straighter as we approach the end.' ~ Og Mandino
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Og Mandino
Old age and the passage of time teach all things. ~ Sophocles
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Sophocles
If you associate enough with older people who do enjoy their lives, who are not stored away in any golden ghettos, you will gain a sense of continuity and of the possibility for a full life. ~ Tom Stoppard
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Tom Stoppard
The old - like children - talk to themselves, for they have reached that hopeless wisdom of experience which knows that though one were to cry it in the streets to multitudes, or whisper it in the kiss to one's beloved, the only ears that can ever hear one's secrets are one's own! ~ Eugene O'Neill
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Eugene O'Neill
We old roosters must be cautious. Don't try to outwit your arteries. ~ S.J Perelman
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by S.J Perelman
Plans?" he snorted. "I'm ninety-three years old! Who in tarnation makes plans at my age? I could stop breathin' any minute now. ~ Linda Howard
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Linda Howard
I consider the 70s to be the youth of old age. So all you women out there who are afraid of getting older, just keep your orgasms in place, eat a lot of vegetables, take exercise, and you'll be fine. ~ Betty Dodson
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Betty Dodson
The spirit should never grow old. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by John Kenneth Galbraith
Get on a bus full of old people and you'll understand what I mean. It's easy to pick the woman who's spent her life indulging herself in moral indignation, tightening her lips against mothers who are too young, mothers who are too old, young men with dangerous-looking haircuts, and Winifred Martin going off with May Charleston's husband, and at their age, honestly. Yes, you'll be able to pick her in a trice, since she'll be the one with the cat's arse where her mouth ought to be. ~ Danielle Wood
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Danielle Wood
I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda. ~ Brian MacLearn
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Brian MacLearn
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! ~ Franklin P. Adams
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Franklin P. Adams
Old age takes away from us what we have inherited and gives us what we have earned. ~ Gerald Brenan
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Gerald Brenan
He has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. ~ Gene Fowler
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Gene Fowler
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. ~ Robert Breault
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Robert Breault
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Helen Hayes
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Abraham Lincoln
How old are you, anyway?"
"How old are you?"
"Seventeen."
I raise a brow.
"Almost. I'll be seventeen in two weeks. You?"
Part of me doesn't want to tell her. She'll be horrified. But part of me wants to know what she will do when she knows the truth. "How old do you think I am?"
She lifts a slender shoulder. "At first I thought maybe eighteen, but now I'm thinking at least nineteen. Maybe even twenty?"
"why's that?"
"You seem very ... experienced."
I nod. "You're close. Today's my birthday. I'm thirteen. ~ Darynda Jones
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Darynda Jones
It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people. ~ Julie Walters
Funny Old Age Birthday quotes by Julie Walters
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