When Your Boyfriend Leaves You Quotes

I turn to head outside when the boys make their way back into the house. Kel stops in the doorway and puts his hands on his hips, then looks up at me.
"Are you my sister's boyfriend?"
I'm thrown off by his directness. I pull my jacket on and shake my head. "Um, no. Just her friend."
"She told my mom you were taking her on a date. I thought only boyfriends took girls on dates."
"Well," I pause. "Sometimes boys take girls on dates to see if they want them to be their girlfriend."
I notice Caulder standing beside me, taking in the conversation as if he's just as curious. I wasn't prepared to have to explain the rules of dating right now.
"So it's like a test?" Caulder asks. "To see if you want Layken to be your girlfriend?"
I shrug and nod. "Yeah, I guess you could say that."
Kel laughs. "You aren't gonna like her. She burps a lot. And she's bossy. And she never lets me drink coffee, so she probably won't let you have any, either. And she has really bad taste in music and sings way too loud and leaves her bras all over the house. It's gross."
I laugh. "Thanks for the warning. You think it's too late to back out now?"
Kel shakes his head, missing my sarcasm completely. "No, she's already dressed so you have to take her now."
I sigh, pretending to be annoyed. "Well, it's just a few hours. Hopefully she won't burp a lot and boss me around and steal my coffee and sing to her really bad music and leave her bra in my car."
Colleen Hoover

I truly don't mind staying in the guest room. I'd hate to make things awkward."
Daddy starts to answer him, but Margot gets there first. "No, it's totally fine," she assures Ravi. "Let's go get the rest of our stuff out of the car."
The second they leave, Kitty and I turn to each other. At the same time we say, "Oh my God."
Kitty ponders, "Why do they need to stay in the same room together? Do they have to have sex that bad?"
"Enough, Kitty," Daddy says, his tone sharper than I've heard him use with her. He turns and leaves, and I hear the sound of his office door closing. His office is where he goes when he is really mad. Ms. Rothschild gives her a stern look and follows after him.
Kitty and I look at each other again. "Yikes," I say.
"He didn't have to snap," Kitty says sullenly. "I'm not the one whose boyfriend is staying in my bed."
"He didn't mean it." I tuck her against me, wrapping my arms around her bony shoulders. "Gogo has a lot of nerve, huh?" She's very impressive, my sister. I just feel sorry for Daddy. This isn't a fight he's used to having--or any kind of fight at all, really.
Of course I text Peter right away and tell all. He sends back a lot of wide-eyed emojis. And: Do you think your dad would let us stay in the same room?? Which I ignore. ~ Jenny Han

Nudity is for my boyfriend or my doctor. ~ Ginnifer Goodwin

How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture? ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I believe that you have a boyfriend for certain times of your life, and I think the boyfriend who is your most beautiful first boyfriend is not the boyfriend that you're with in college, and your college boyfriend is not your first boyfriend! ~ Amy Sherman-Palladino

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too. ~ Vanessa Hudgens

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant. ~ Margaret Cho

I had a serious boyfriend in high school, but we would take breaks in between. You shouldn't always have a boyfriend! ~ Heather Morris

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. ~ Diablo Cody

There is a subtle magic in the falling of old leaves. ~ Avijeet Das

You could be going to have supper with someone who happens to be male, and all of a sudden he is your boyfriend of nine months ... and I am cheating on my existing boyfriend. ~ Caprice Bourret

We linked hands - my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I - and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all. ~ Kiersten White

I've never been a boyfriend kind of girl. ~ Amy Winehouse

Luke', I said, and immediately added, 'My boyfriend.' My supernatural, doomed, gorgeous, killer boyfriend. ~ Maggie Stiefvater

My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian. ~ Paulina Porizkova

I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance,complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend. ~ Helen Fielding

I was put on a surfboard by a cute boyfriend in high school. ~ Marguerite Moreau

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. ~ Kody Keplinger

I'm not your boyfriend, Isabelle," he called out.
She went white, Simon was horrified by how badly his words had come out.
"I mean, I can't be your boyfriend, Isabelle," he said. "I'm not him
that guy who was your boyfriend. That guy you want. ~ Cassandra Clare

Oh, I'm sorry. What was I thinking, wanting to discuss my boyfriend with his boyfriend? ~ Louis Stevens

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... ~ Darynda Jones

All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro. ~ Victoria Wood

Amongst all the beautiful women in this world..
There's always an idiot ex-boyfriend, who still expects her love again ~ 69rascal

Do you believe you'd finally be completely happy if you had a boyfriend? ~ Paula Hendricks

The only thing that ever really bothers me is that a lot of people think I'm that girl who hates your boyfriend. I'm really not that girl. Some of my friends' boyfriends are my best friends. ~ Lauren Conrad

During breakfast there is something I cannot resist, apart from my boyfriend - it's actually the phone. I have a phone breakfast. Always. I call friends, boyfriend, family. Checking who is where. 'Is everything fine?' This is breakfast. ~ Christian Louboutin

I can hang out with all my boyfriend's friends. I know how to roll with the guys. ~ Rachel Bilson

I like your boyfriend," Dahra said. "Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit."
Lana laughed. "He's not my boyfriend."
"Yeah, well, he can be mine if he wants to be. He's cute. And he carries crap. ~ Michael Grant

My last boyfriend used to always tell me, 'Grow up.' But I say, Why? ~ Nicole Miller

I love having a boyfriend but need to be secure on my own first. ~ Demi Lovato

I'm not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I'm the girl who rarely has a boyfriend. ~ Taylor Swift

Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.' ~ Casey Wilson

My book boyfriend is better than your book boyfriend! ~ Gena Showalter

If my boyfriend finds me sexy, then I don't need that kind of male attention from anyone else. ~ Alexa Chung

My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend, ~ Kristen Stewart

I poured some coffee into a mug that read: "I'm not gay, but my ex-boyfriend is," compliments of Peyton ~ Sandi Lynn

I love being with my family, my friends, and my boyfriend. ~ Monica Keena

At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry. ~ Jessica Simpson

My boyfriend is not a swimmer! ~ Katie Hoff

Golf is my boyfriend right now. ~ Karrie Webb

When I was little, I think that I wanted Superman to be my boyfriend. ~ Pauley Perrette

I was the other man, basically. The OB – which is lingo for "original boyfriend" not obstetrician – was just ridiculous looking. ~ Chase Brooks

If you want to turn on your boyfriend, get naked and strap on an accordion. ~ Sheryl Crow

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. ~ Erma Bombeck

I don't know where I'm supposed to meet a boyfriend. It's weird. ~ Lindsey Vonn

So you're going shopping with your ex-boyfriend to find an outfit to snare your next boyfriend? Oh, what a tangled web you weave. ~ Jillian Dodd

I'm obsessed with getting married, but I don't even have a boyfriend. ~ Marlen Esparza

How do you define a boyfriend? If a boyfriend is the first person you think about when you wake up in the morning and the last face you see before you fall asleep, then I was in love with Jonah. But if a boyfriend had to involve physical chemistry and kissing and sex and stuff, then, no, he wasn't that. ~ Natalie Standiford

Your boyfriend shouldn't be your only friend. ~ Bethany Jett

Warren Beatty once told me that if someone's really stuck on you, find them their next boyfriend. But I could never do that. ~ Val Kilmer

When the dog bites, when the bee stings ... I simply remember I have a boyfriend and suddenly things don't seem quite so completely shit. ~ Sophie Kinsella

Can you wait until I'm gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend. ~ Sean Waller

I feel sexy in my jeans and wearing my boyfriend's T-shirt. ~ Jennifer Aniston

The air had a cool crispness to it and the leaves on the trees had begun turning yellow and red. ~ Carla Reighard

Very like leaves upon this earth are the generations of men - old leaves, cast on the ground by wind, young leaves the greening forest bears when spring comes in. So mortals pass; one generation flowers even as another dies away. ~ Homer

Unless I have my aunt or my boyfriend to take care of me, I'm a little pathetic. ~ Rufus Wainwright

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. ~ Lucinda Williams

I think it helps a lot when they tell people that Teri Hatcher likes you. If you're Teri Hatcher's boyfriend, suddenly you're hunky I guess. I've spent 40 years being average and now I'm Teri hatcher's boyfriend and here we are. I've been really fortunate. ~ James Denton

I'm working on just finding a boyfriend right now. ~ Kylie Bax

To put a finer point on it, Tokai was always a casual number-two lover, a convenient rainy-day boyfriend, or else a handy partner for a casual fling. ~ Haruki Murakami

Reasons I don't want a serious boyfriend:
1. They hold you back
2. Grind you down
3. Then mess with your head ~ Ali Harris

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. ~ Sarah Silverman

The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them. ~ Mimi Pond

My boyfriend always says that if it weren't for him I'd probably get rid of my apartment and live nowhere, and he's right. ~ Cassandra Clare

I had a boyfriend for a long time, and I've never really been single as an adult. ~ Erin Heatherton

When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa. ~ Lily Allen

I went through my first big breakup, with a boyfriend who I had been with for more than two years. He had been one of my dancers, and it was my first love and his. ~ Christina Aguilera

One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there's the kissing. ~ Meg Cabot

It's not about making you mine. I want to be yours". I'm yours already". ~ Mya Robarts

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. ~ Jimmy Fallon

Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. ~ Adrienne Bailon

My new Boyfriend! Mr. Marmoset Hard and Silent! #peopledontknowthings ~ Madonna Ciccone

A boyfriend should treat you like a girlfriend, not like a princess.
Stop expecting so much from guys & maybe you won't be so disappointed ~ 69rascal

I've been thinking."
That snapped Piper back to the present. Coming from your boyfriend, I've been thinking was kind of a scary line. ~ Rick Riordan

No, tell him I'm going to spend the day with a new boyfriend." He didn't need to know I was referring to a new book boyfriend. ~ Tabatha Vargo

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. ~ April Winchell

I was very friendly with Jimi Hendrix because my boyfriend at the time, Tommy Weber, was making a film about him, so I would go to all of his shows. ~ Charlotte Rampling

Will you pretend you're my boyfriend? ~ Patti Smith

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. ~ Jessica Zafra

If I was you," I whispered in her ear, "I'd be less worried about whether or not a girl beat up my boyfriend and more concerned about why my boyfriend wasn't with me instead. ~ Karen Lynch

My boyfriend thinks it's crazy that I wear a different bikini every day on holiday. ~ Tamara Ecclestone

There's always a boyfriend. Whatever else I have to give up on, I won't give up on love. ~ Carmen Dell'Orefice

Yeah we're not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I've heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend. ~ Anthony Jeselnik

There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. ~ Greg Behrendt

I read that a lot of people think I'm gay. I don't care. My boyfriend and I are not really phased by what people say. ~ Monica Raymund

Have you met my boyfriend?
There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us. ~ Jeaniene Frost

Dammit - the overgrown ape. Just when I'd started to manipulate Echo back into my corner, her loser boyfriend swooped in and draped an arm around her shoulder. ~ Katie McGarry

Naked a man comes into the world and naked he leaves it, after all is said and done he leaves nothing except the good deeds he leaves behind. ~ Rashi

The stripped and shapely Maple grieves The ghosts of her Departed leaves. The ground is hard, As hard as stone. The year is old, The birds are flown. ~ John Updike

I don't think you're entirely understanding how this boyfriend thing works, Ben. Denying me in the shower, it's very hurtful."
"You do realize I can actually hear the air quotes when you say boyfriend. ~ John Wiltshire

I honestly have no idea how to live without you. ~ Stephenie Meyer

I'm not very good at dating. I'm very decisive. If I like someone, then they're my boyfriend. It's pretty straightforward. ~ Vinessa Shaw

Who's Evan?" Ian asked.
"Amy's boyfriend!"
"Amy, since when do you have a boyfriend?" Ian probed.
"Since none of your business! ~ Gordon Korman

Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods and day by day the dead leaves fall and melt. ~ William Allingham

I think in every incomplete love story, every boyfriend would be admire his love by saying," I had a doll..... I'd never find a doll like her again....... ~ Eagles

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. ~ Jo Brand

I left our home to work on a movie, and while I was away, my boyfriend [Billy Bob Thorton] got married, and I've never heard from him again. ~ Laura Dern

I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving. ~ Sarah

I was 5' 10 when I was 14, skinny and flat, with huge feet, and I never had a boyfriend. ~ Jerry Hall