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People have an annoying tendency to compare shoe prices with the cost of other things. They might say, 'Wow - those shoes cost as much as a sofa!' Well, this may be true, but the comparison is so silly. After all, you can't wear a sofa.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Planning your own coming-of-age experience may wither you prematurely, but just think of it this way: If you can get through this, childbirth should be a breeze.
I wasn't invited to be on staff at the Simpsons because they didn't want any women on staff at the time
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be.
Show me a woman with a subscription to a bridal magazine and I'll show you someone who doesn't even have a boyfriend.
Remember when you were eleven years old and you thought how great it would be to get your period? And then you got it? That's what planning a wedding is like.
The woman who steals your boyfriend has the ugliest shoes on earth. Truly hideous. You wouldn't be caught dead in them.
Plastic shoes are to the shoe world what fast food is to fine cuisine.
By about a week before the big day, you will have received less than half of your invitation response cards. Panic sets in when it occurs to you that everyone invited will actually show up. You couldn't have made it easier for your guests. You have included a card that had boxes for 'will attend' or 'will not attend.' You included a pre-addressed, stamped envelope. How inconvenient could it be for them simply to check it off and drop it in in a mailbox? Very inconvenient. You, evil bride-to-be, are confronting two basic human fears. A terror of correspondence and the dread of decision-making.
It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along with this too. After all, you don't expect your shoes or your beaded bag to help you make decisions.
Aren't liars just storytellers who hate themselves?
What do women want? Shoes.
How to Tell If Shoes Fit: Walking around the shoe store is not going to tell you any more than test-driving a car around a showroom. And those little mirrors? That's so you can tell how your cat is going to like your shoes. The real way to tell how shoes fit is how badly you want them.
How to Tell a Good Pair of Shoes: Do you like them? Then they're good shoes.
What becomes of the broken-hearted? They buy shoes.
Buying shoes is the highest form of shopping.
The running shoe ... could be called the Swiss Army knife of footwear ... What appeal is there to a shoe whose only selling point is comfort?
