There Is No Crying In Baseball Quotes

Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball. ~ Tom Hanks

There is no crying in Baseball... A League of their Own ~ Lisa Zarcone

Tell him to shut up! Tell him there's no crying in baseball! ~ Stephen King

Nothing in baseball can bring me down to the level where I was growing up in Pine Bluff, crying and broke. This is fun for me. Whenever you see me slumping, nah, I don't get upset; I'm all right. ~ Torii Hunter

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding? ~ James Caan

There's no crying in baseball! - Jimmy Dugan in A League of Their Own ~ Jill Shalvis

I remember the last season I played. I went home after a ballgame one day, lay down on my bed, and tears came to my eyes. How can you explain that? It's like crying for your mother after she's gone. You cry because you love her. I cried, I guess, because I loved baseball, and I knew I had to leave it. ~ Willie Mays

I have observed that baseball is not unlike a war, and when you come right down to it, we batters are the heavy artillery. ~ Ty Cobb

This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings. ~ Bill Veeck

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. ~ Joe Garagiola

There is no room in baseball for discrimination. It is our national pastime and a game for all. ~ Lou Gehrig

Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball. ~ Woodie Held

It's hard to win a pennant, but it's harder to lose one. ~ Chuck Tanner

Sometimes are feats aren't so fabulous, they're just dubious - but either way, they're fun to talk about. ~ Tucker Elliot

The first thing baseball wants to do is make you a superstar and then say that you owe baseball something. I don't owe baseball anything. Baseball owes me. ~ Hank Aaron

If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery. ~ Babe Ruth

If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game. ~ Rickey Henderson

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published everyday, like those of a baseball player. ~ William Alexander

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture. ~ Bob Uecker

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the game and do it by watching first some high-school or small-town teams ~ Jacques Barzun

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. ~ Yogi Berra

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up. ~ Bob Lemon

For most baseball fans, maybe oldest is always best. We love baseball because it seizes and retains the past, like the snowy village inside a glass paperweight. ~ Donald Hall

There is but one game and that game is baseball. ~ John McGraw

The best word to describe Albert Belle during the mid-1990s is "prolific." The man could flat hit. ~ Tucker Elliot

I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.' ~ Joe Garagiola

Why do people sing Take Me Out to The Ballgame when they're already there? ~ Alex Rodriguez

How can you not be romantic about baseball? ~ Billy Beane

Lord, baseball is a worrying thing. ~ Stan Coveleski

Betemit's positional flexibility is the same as yours: He can stand around and muse about the great philosophical debates of our day anywhere on the field. Catching and throwing the baseball is an entirely different question. ~ Baseball Prospectus

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. ~ Yogi Berra

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player. ~ Marsha Warfield

The reason I didn't take the baseball route is because they don't have rankings for baseball players. ~ Jim Courier

I've always loved baseball. Ever since 6th grade, I was geared to becoming a baseball writer. ~ Scott Miller

I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice. ~ Hank Aaron

A baseball team is like a band. Because, conceptually, there are no heroes in baseball - there's just the team. ~ Cass McCombs

Ninety percent of this game is half mental. ~ Yogi Berra

I love to play baseball. I'm a baseball player. I've always been a baseball player. I'm still a baseball player. That's who I am. ~ Ryne Sandberg

Ah wonder if anybody this side of the Atlantic has ever bought a baseball bat with playing baseball in mind. ~ Irvine Welsh

Baseball is very big at the present time. This makes me think baseball will live longer than Casey Stengel or anybody else. ~ Casey Stengel

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing. ~ Dizzy Dean

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed ~ Bill Veeck

The greatest feeling in the world is to win a major league game. The second-greatest feeling is to lose a major league game. ~ Chuck Tanner

I'm a baseball player. Not being able to play baseball certainly was a lonely thing. ~ Hideki Matsui

Correct thinkers think that 'baseball trivia' is an oxymoron: nothing about baseball is trivial. ~ George Will

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually. ~ Pete Rose

I chose baseball because to me baseball is the best game of all. ~ Dave Winfield

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! ~ Dave Niehaus

When McGwire started the home run mania, attendance came back. The owners understood that the sudden spike in homers wasn't accidental. All baseball knew it. But baseball is run on money, and home runs meant money. Baseball turned a blind eye. ~ Gary Sheffield

I can wear a baseball cap; I am entitled to wear a baseball cap. I am genetically pre-disposed to wear a baseball cap, whereas most English people look wrong in a baseball cap. ~ Bill Bryson

In recent years he has gone from being embarrassed about crying at all to crying constantly to himself to crying around Willem to now, in the final falling away of his dignity, crying in front of anyone, at any time, over anything. ~ Hanya Yanagihara

All ballplayers should quit when it starts to feel as if all the baselines run uphill. ~ Babe Ruth

The great thing about baseball is there's a crisis every day. ~ Gabe Paul

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example. ~ Robert Benchley

Do you know the nicest thing about looking at pictures of a 1950's baseball park? The only people wearing baseball caps are the players. ~ George Carlin

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts. ~ Tommy Lasorda

Even if my father wasn't speaking to me, he would never, ever miss a baseball game. ~ Ryan Reynolds

If there are any curses left in baseball, they are all on the north side of Chicago. ~ Tucker Elliot

No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done. ~ Garth Ennis

I have played professional baseball for over half my life. From the time I picked up a baseball glove, I did not want to put it down. ~ Bernie Williams

Baseball is a religion in my classroom. It's a very important part of life, baseball. ~ Rafe Esquith

I love baseball. I love watching baseball. As a broadcaster, I get to watch the best 700 players put on the uniform year after year. That, to me, is exciting. ~ Bert Blyleven

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. ~ Rita Rudner

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball. ~ Casey Stengel

Laughing and crying are closely related. Smiling and grimacing both involve a person showing their teeth as does laughing and growling. Crying and laughing always represents the expression of actual emotion. ~ Kilroy J. Oldster

Persian, Dilorom told me, had only one word for crying, whereas Old Uzbek had one hundred. Old Uzbek had words for wanting to cry and not being able to, for being caused to sob by something, for loudly crying like thunder in the clouds, for crying in gasps, for weeping inwardly or secretly, for crying ceaselessly in a high voice, for crying in hiccups, and for crying while uttering the sound 'hay hay. ~ Elif Batuman

Purists maintain that if you go to a baseball game you will almost always see something you have never seen before. Unfortunately, it usually takes place in the stands. ~ Joe Queenan

I wear a baseball cap all the time, which I would never normally wear, and I walk very fast. ~ Michael Caine

Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. ~ Toby Harrah

Well, baseball was my whole life. Nothing's ever been as fun as baseball. ~ Mickey Mantle

The first thing to know about playing baseball in Michigan is, Michigan's really cold. ~ Derek Jeter

If you're not having fun in baseball, you miss the point of everything. ~ Chris Chambliss

The Indians franchise is more than a century old. It's been called the Blues, the Bronchos, and the Naps. It's also been called a lot worse during hard times when the team wasn't winning. ~ Tucker Elliot

A baseball manager is a necessary evil. ~ Sparky Anderson

I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. ~ Satchel Paige

I really don't care much about baseball, or looking at ball games, major or minor. All my interest in baseball is in its statistics. ~ Ernest Lanigan

I am crying, he thought, opening his eyes to stare through the soapy, stinging water. I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater. But he wasn't crying. Curiously, he felt too depressed to cry. Too hurt. It felt as if she'd taken the part of him that cried. ~ John Green

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me I was much more interested in how I looked playing baseball or football than in actually playing. There's great truth in that. ~ John Malkovich

Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks. ~ Bill Lee

I was a baseball fan myself, I wanted to play baseball. ~ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. ~ Ted Williams

If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others. ~ Tris Speaker

Baseball was my main sport, but I peaked when I reached high school and so my baseball career stopped. ~ George Winston

It is dangerous to spring to obvious conclusions about baseball or, for that matter, ball players. Baseball is not an obvious game. ~ Roger Kahn

I wanted to be a professional baseball player. ~ Balthazar Getty

Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind. ~ Wilfrid

I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field. ~ Yogi Berra

Baseball is the greatest of American games. Some say football, but it is my firm belief, and it shall always be, that baseball has no superior. ~ Thomas A. Edison

My father loved baseball and he cultivated my talent. I don't think he ever had any doubt in his mind that I would play professional baseball someday. ~ Bob Feller

Baseball is all I ever wanted. I could eat, sleep, and dream baseball. ~ Smoky Joe Wood

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile. ~ Christy Mathewson

Every year we discuss Jackie Robinson Day, which is April 15. We talk about it throughout baseball, promote it throughout baseball. ~ Curtis Granderson

My dad was my coach in baseball and early on in basketball, so playing baseball was something we always did. ~ Matthew Stafford

Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions. ~ Sherman Alexie

I love baseball, and the door remains open. ~ Rafael Palmeiro

I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball. ~ Pete Rose

If I didn't play baseball I don't know what I would do. It just doesn't seem right if I go a day without baseball. ~ Mark Mulder

Somebody has inquired as to whether I will be going to the opening baseball game. I hope to have that pleasure. ~ Herbert Hoover

The best example of how impossible it will be for Major League Baseball to crack down on steroids is the fact that baseball and the media are still talking about the problem as 'steroids.' ~ Malcolm Gladwell