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Most of the managers are lifetime .220 hitters. For years pitchers have been getting these managers out 75% of the time and that's why they don't like us.
Bill Lee Quotes: Most of the managers are
I was always matching wits with authority. Pondering over my past and present hassles, I began to wonder why my life had taken the direction it had. What cosmic forces had led me to this precise moment that saw me, once again, dancing on the rim of the volcano? The answers started to come to me as my life flashed before my eyes. I think it all started when I was arrested as a pyromaniac.
Bill Lee Quotes: I was always matching wits
People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.
Bill Lee Quotes: People are too hung up
They say that time heals, but the intensity remains fresh and raw.
Bill Lee Quotes: They say that time heals,
When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.
Bill Lee Quotes: When cerebral processes enter into
Baseball is a lot like the Army, there aren't many individuals. About the only difference is that baseball players get to stay in nice hotels instead of barracks.
Bill Lee Quotes: Baseball is a lot like
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee Quotes: I would change policy, bring
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.
Bill Lee Quotes: You take a team with
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
Bill Lee Quotes: You should enter a ballpark
I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.
Bill Lee Quotes: I think about the cosmic
I'm mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I'd be remembered forever. Now, I'll have to throw him another.
Bill Lee Quotes: I'm mad at Hank Aaron
You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill Lee Quotes: You have two hemispheres in
Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they act towards society. Everybody's nicer. It's hard to be mean when you're stoned.
Bill Lee Quotes: Smoking's a way to let
Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore.
Bill Lee Quotes: Kids don't learn the fundamentals
The only rule I got is if you slide, get up.
Bill Lee Quotes: The only rule I got
The most important question regarding Big Data at almost any company is: How much are your customers really worth?
Bill Lee Quotes: The most important question regarding
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