Spongebob Pizza Quotes

Stop living in the past, Spongebob ~ Patrick Spongebob Squarepants

Do you feel it now Mr. Krabbs? ~ SpongeBob SquarePants

Good chefs started with a pizza ~ Pizza

SpongeBob SquarePants vs. Squidward Tentacles
When SpongeBob SquarePants
tried to have kinky sex with Squidward Tentacles,
SpongeBob was confused
as to whether to suck the octopus's nose
or use Squidward's head as a butt-plug.
SpongeBob appreciated a challenge
and decided to do both at the same time.
Now SpongeBob has a lucrative career
as a Yoga instructor at
Yogis Anonymous in Santa Monica.

Gary the Snail runs the Spin class. ~ Beryl Dov

I'd rather watch SpongeBob with with Kimmy than talk to you. At least that stupid yellow sponge tries to make sense. ~ Lora Leigh

Pizza Hut, and then Pizza Express, before seeking sanctuary in the doorway of a Domino's Pizza. ~ David Walliams

Just then Patrick finally came out of his rock. He looked around, but SpongeBob and the bubble were gone. "I knew I was dreaming!" SpongeBob was still chasing the bubble. "Bubble, stop! You have to go back and let my friend Patrick see you!" As he passed Shady Shoals Retirement Home, he accidentally dropped his bubble-blowing wand. But SpongeBob didn't stop to pick it up. He chased the bubble all the way to Jellyfish Fields. While trying to grab the bubble, SpongeBob accidentally dropped his bottle of bubbles. He kept chasing it until he was miles away from Bikini Bottom. BAM! Suddenly, SpongeBob found himself facedown on ~ Steven Banks

I love pizza, meaning: Even when I'm in the middle of eating pizza, I wish I were eating pizza. ~ Jandy Nelson

I think the best way to crash a stranger's party would be to arrive as the pizza person, buy pizza, buy some sort of pizza shirt, walk in like you're delivering the pizza, put it down and proceed to party while eating the pizza. ~ Hannah Hart

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie. ~ Will Advise

You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. ~ Jimmy Kimmel

You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza. ~ Andy Kindler

I love pizza; you can't really go wrong with pizza. ~ Nick Jonas

I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine!
-random kid talking to Ari ~ James Patterson

Pizza... It's what America's having for dinner! ~ Jose N Harris

SECRET PIZZA PARTY!
Oops, I said that kind of loud.
Sorry, pizza smell gives me the happy screams. ~ Adam Rubin

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. ~ Nick Offerman

But pizza was originally Italian, although, Italian pizza doesn't taste much like this because this pizza is fortified with sodium. Which is a mineral ... or a vitamin. All I know is that it's good for you. ~ John Green

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. ~ Jean Pigozzi

Even though I live in and love Chicago, I can't stand deep-dish pizza. I'm a New York-style pizza person. ~ Graham Elliot

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. ~ Jimmy Carr

I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel ... ~ Richard Blais

Mitch's Pizzaria ... this week's coupon: unlimited free pizza. Special Note: coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizza locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: buy one pizza, get one franchise free. ~ Mitch Hedberg

'SpongeBob SquarePants' is a great show, and it centers on a character that is courageously nice. Why is SpongeBob interesting? It's because he has passion. He has a passion for chasing jellyfish. ~ Vince Gilligan

You called me and said you were home and wanted to go out for a pizza."
"I did? What time is it?"
"Time for pizza," [Catarina] replied. ~ Cassandra Clare

I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception. ~ Mike Birbiglia

[Reverend James] Dobson says that the [Spongebob Squarepants] video would be watched by millions of elementary school students and includes a reference to being 'tolerant of differences.' The nerve! Who does Spongebob think he is? Jesus Christ? Tolerance will not be, uh, tolerated. Oh, and tolerance is quite possibly closesly connected to gay-ance. ~ Celia Rivenbark

Pizza makes you a hero in the eyes of your kids. "Daddy got pizza!" You are higher status walking in the door with a pizza than if you were returning from a war with a Purple Heart. ~ Jim Gaffigan

Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork. ~ Barack Obama

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.' ~ Craig Ferguson

I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in return. I am having a relationship with this pizza, almost an affair. ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

Don't be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza. ~ PewDiePie

It was pizza. Someone had stir-fried a pizza. ~ Cassandra Clare

The beauty of Rome is that you can wander into a pizzeria just about anywhere and get a real Italian pizza that's thankfully worlds away from the Super Supreme I used to order at Pizza Hut as a kid. ~ Ed Stoppard

Personalization can be very useful in some contexts but very harmful in others. Searching for pizza online, it's probably OK to keep showing the same pizza shop as your No. 1 choice. I don't see any big political consequences out of that. ~ Evgeny Morozov

Now, my friends, we go for pizza. ~ Daniel Younger

The claim that SpongeBob makes your child dumber is a causal claim. If you do X, Y will happen. To prove that, you'd have to show that if you forced the children in the no-TV households to watch SpongeBob and changed nothing else about their lives, they would do worse in school. ~ Emily Oster

It's SpongeBob, Eleanor," he said, speaking very slowly and clearly as though I were some sort of idiot. "SpongeBob SquarePants?" A semi-human bath sponge with protruding front teeth! On sale as if it were something completely unremarkable! For my entire life, people have said that I'm strange, but really, when I see things like this, I realize that I'm actually relatively normal. ~ Gail Honeyman

When life give you pizza, eat it quickly before anyone realizes that you have it. ~ Anay

An hour later, we were full of pizza and I love him a little more. ~ Jennifer Echols

I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement. ~ Corey Haim

Faeries like pizza?" I asked.
"Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?"
"Of course I have," I said.
Toot looked wounded. "And you didn't share? ~ Jim Butcher

I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza. ~ Judd Winick

Didn't happen anymore. Pizza delivery is a major industry. A managed industry. People went to CosaNostra Pizza University four years just to learn it. Came in its doors unable to write an English sentence, from Abkhazia, Rwanda, Guanajuato, South Jersey, and came out knowing more about pizza than a Bedouin knows about sand. ~ Neal Stephenson

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza. ~ Penn Jillette

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. ~ Clive James

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in. ~ Vincent D'Onofrio

My dad is a singer. He used to sing in nightclubs, or pizza joints. ~ Amy Adams

Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza. ~ Andrew W.K.

I don't care if you're doing haute cuisine or burgers and pizza, just do it right. ~ Grant Achatz

I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war. ~ Jason Barnett

My favorite foods are things that aren't great to eat, like pizza. ~ Stephen Pagliuca

Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal. ~ Buddy Valastro

When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I'd never had pizza before, and they'd bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It's really fun. ~ Misha Collins

Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are in Naples, please lie to me and tell me that you did. ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

She enjoyed the notion that New York was home, and that she missed it, but in fact the only thing she really missed was pizza. And not just any old pizza, but the sort of pizza they brought to your door if you phoned them up and asked them. That was the only real pizza. Pizza that you had to go out and sit at a table staring at red paper napkins for wasn't real pizza however much extra pepperoni and anchovy they put on it. London was the place she liked living in most, apart, of course, from the pizza problem, which drove her crazy. Why would no one deliver pizza? Why did no one understand that it was fundamental to the whole nature of pizza that it arrived at your front door in a hot cardboard box? That you slithered it out of greaseproof paper and ate it in folded slices in front of the TV? ~ Douglas Adams

I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still have the hat. ~ Maxwell

There's very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won't set right. ~ G.A. McKevett

I personally really love food. But I even annoy myself when I say something like "Oh, I like burgers," because I sound like one of those girls. The ones who say, "I love pizza!" Bullsh*t. You don't love pizza, you love a bite of pizza ~ Chrissy Teigen

Making pizza is a great job. All that kneading the dough - everything to do with cooking is wonderful, sensual. ~ Claire Denis

What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. ~ Faye Kellerman

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS. ~ Justin Bieber

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. ~ Mike Royko

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza. ~ America Ferrera

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything. ~ Chuck Palahniuk

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. ~ P. J. O'Rourke

I've been in the service industry. I've bar-tended. I've waited tables, and I've worked at pizza places; I've made pizza. I've had a lot of jobs, and many of them were in the food service industry. ~ Jon Favreau

On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I did the math.) ~ Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Every cook I knows loves to make pizza. ~ Tom Douglas

I was re-watching 'E.T.' recently, and that scene where they're all around the pizza, bringing the pizza in, and gambling and stuff together, it's such an amazing tone, it's so rough, and nobody's really talking about anything, and it feels like you're in that room with them. ~ Colin Trevorrow

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria. ~ Mark Feuerstein

I've found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can't! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can't go to a kid's birthday party without having a slice. ~ Jennifer Garner

I ain't never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while? I ordered some pizza. ~ Eddie Murphy

Oscar inspected the gun. He seemed about as enthusiastic about learning to use a new weapon as Adrian was.
'Come on,' said Adrian, raising his gun again. 'I'll buy you a pizza if you hit a bull's-eye before I do.'
Ten seconds later, he owed Oscar a pizza.
Adrian groaned. ~ Marissa Meyer

we went over to one of my favorite pizza places for a few slices of deep-dish, which Trey appallingly did not appreciate: "This isn't pizza. This is basically lasagna with no noodles. ~ Tim Pratt

You should use any cheese on pizza as long as it's 100% Mozzarella. ~ Wayne Gerard Trotman

Pizza is no longer on my diet. ~ John Catsimatidis

All through university years, I used to come up to Melbourne, go to Pizza Napoli with my friends and then to a movie. ~ Isobelle Carmody

That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza. ~ Rachel Vincent

Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry. ~ Yogi Berra

I have vivid memories of going to Pizza Hut and enjoying a thin crust pizza and a jug of Pepsi, and, getting high stacks of buttermilk pancakes with syrup. ~ Gudjon Bergmann

I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and we're really lazy and we play PlayStation. ~ Daniel Radcliffe

You want to pay me? Give me a slice of that pizza."

"What? Seriously?"

"That's Rinaldo's pizza. I've got a weakness."

"You want a slice of pizza?"

"It doesn't seem like much to ask after I risked a concussion and possible brain damage to change your tire. ~ Nora Roberts

As I watched, another pizza went out, the car lurching into the street and speeding away with the quickness that told of a large engine. Pizza drivers have made good money since they successfully lobbied for hazard pay. ~ Kim Harrison

In May 2010, a Florida programmer by the name of Laszlo Hanyecz wanted to test the technology. He offered to buy a pizza for 10,000 coins. The pizza arrived. For several days after that, Hanyecz bought 10,000-bitcoin pizzas. I bet he regrets it now. Ten thousand bitcoins would at one stage be worth over 12 million dollars. Twelve million bucks for a pizza! ~ Dominic Frisby

I called for back up," Nudge said. "The police, fire department, paramedics, and a few different pizza delivery places are all on their way. ~ James Patterson

My love is pizza shaped. Won't you have a slice? It's circular, so there's enough to go around. ~ Dora J. Arod

But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good. ~ Neil Patrick Harris

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. ~ Lara Stone

I was able to participate in New York Fashion Week and walk down the runway. I participated in a pizza contest in Canada. ~ Takeru Kobayashi

I was part of a group called Casanova Fly, doing bouncer work, attending college and working in a pizza shop when I first met producer Sylvia Robinson who came into the pizza shop where I was flipping the dough. I was rapping in the park in Englewood, and she heard about what I was doing. ~ Big Bank Hank

I eat junk food, cheesecake, cheese, pizza - but just lower amounts of it. ~ JWoww

I worked in Licorice Pizza when John Lennon was killed. I had the day off, but I came in anyway because people needed a place to mourn. ~ Gary Calamar

I absolutely love Italian food. So pizza - like a margherita pizza, penne arbiota, a glass of wine. That's like my dream. ~ Julianne Hough

No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible. ~ Pau Gasol

If my goal is to become a movie star, me working at a pizza shop won't help me. I have to make the stars align. ~ Terrence J

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? ~ James Patterson

Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base! ~ Eoin Colfer

What do you want me to do?" Amy repeated, then added. "Is there any pizza left in that box?"
Ambrosia shook her head. "You want me to order pizza?"
With all my freaking heart," Amy said, smiling. "Think of it as the last supper. Oh, and ask for extra bacon and cheese, okay. I've been craving bacon like you wouldn't believe. ~ Patti Roberts

France has become the second-largest consumer of pizza per person, per pound, in the world, behind the United States and ahead of Italy. ~ Elaine Sciolino