Most Hilarious Yearbook Quotes

In my 8th grade yearbook picture I had on 2 chains. ~ Two Chainz

The best shows to tweet about are the ones that are hilarious, but they might not necessarily be trying to be hilarious. Those are the easiest and the funniest because you're like 'come onnnn.' ~ Retta

There are two kinds of people in this world who never learn: those who always talk, and those who never listen. ~ T.A. Uner

I don't Twitter, I don't MyFace, I don't Yearbook, ~ Bill Belichick

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications - the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons. ~ Bill Watterson

A writer without a sense of justice or injustice would be better off editing the yearbook for a school for exceptional children. ~ Ernest Hemingway,

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. ~ Joan Rivers

I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious. ~ Danny DeVito

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish? ~ Julia Sweeney

My son thinks I'm hilarious, but he's only 1. ~ Mackenzie Crook

The Marx Brothers isn't subtle, and that's hilarious. ~ Martin Freeman

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing. ~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

I'm completely obsessed with Andrew Smith's 'Winger.' A great, hilarious, and moving story. ~ John Corey Whaley

Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious. ~ Casey Wilson

It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert. ~ Adam Mansbach

One person I haven't worked with yet, who I find hilarious, is Chad Coleman. ~ Josh McDermitt

Albert Camus's 'La Peste' - 'The Plague' - had an enormous impact on me when I read it in high school French class, and I chose my senior yearbook quote from it. In college, I wrote a philosophy class paper on Camus and Sartre, and again chose my yearbook quote from 'La Peste.' ~ Drew Gilpin Faust

Nothing compares to being in a room full of politicians screaming abuse at each other all night. It's hilarious but also a bit terrifying. ~ Peter Capaldi

The speaker tentatively reaches out with that feeling and realizes that it's kind of absurd, or at least a dangerous consolation, which is what I think is discovered as that longish sentence at the end of the poem comes to its conclusion. But here I am interpreting my own poem, which is kind of like making out with one's own high school yearbook photo. ~ Matthew Zapruder

Writing 'We Are Never Getting Back Together' was one of the most hilarious experiences I have ever had in the studio because it just happened so naturally. ~ Taylor Swift

A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! ~ Fred Tomaselli

I thought 'Pineapple Express' was hilarious. ~ J. B. Smoove

'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was ... funny, that's what it is. ~ Neill Blomkamp

Comedy ages quicker than tragedy, to the extent that we can't know if the 10 commandments may originally have been 10 hilarious one-liners. ~ Arthur Smith

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. ~ Zach Galifianakis

In my personal life, I'm hilarious! I was always a bit of a jokester. ~ Alison Brie

People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious. ~ Mayer Hawthorne

I think Carrot Top is hilarious. ~ Craig Robinson

Daddy was hilarious. He could take the most mundane event and tell it so that we all on the floor laughing. He trained me in the joys of humor. ~ Karen DeCrow

If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious. ~ Anneliese Van Der Pol

There are only so many hilarious actors so when they cross-pollinate, people assume it's always the same actors and directors. ~ Judd Apatow

Steve Buscemi is hilarious. He's really, really good with improv. ~ Steve Carell

I have a hard time watching the shows now. It is like opening up a yearbook when you were in junior high. I think everybody looks back at their photos and cringe, and I get to experience it with everybody else in the world looking at mine. ~ Mark-Paul Gosselaar

In fact almost everyone in my yearbook wrote the same thing to me: "To weird girl, you're nice." I didn't think it was bad. When I showed my mother she said, "Everyone is different." Being weird became my tool. I'm weird; that's who I am. It was my coping badge. ~ Jenny Lawson

At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious. ~ Richard Russo

Super Troopers is hilarious. Everybody always thought we somehow - we did Reno way, way before any of us had seen Super Troopers. It sat on the shelf for a couple years. ~ Thomas Lennon

I did a shoot for 'Sports Illustrated,' and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of 'Playboy' was coming out. It was hilarious as well as embarrassing. ~ Jasmine Tookes

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. ~ Zach Galifianakis

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious. ~ Amy Lee

Did I get my picture in the yearbook under "Most Likely to Commit Suicide"? ~ Jerry Stahl

I would love to work with Kristin Wiig one day. I find her hilarious, and I totally idolize her. ~ Kelli Berglund

I'm big on facial expressions, and I'm big on mannerisms, which I find to be hilarious. ~ J. B. Smoove

Working for Master Mischief? This would be an act of sheer rebellion. Her parents would be livid if they ever found out. And it would be hilarious. ~ C.B. Lee

If I can surround myself with hilarious people every day, I will always want to go to work. ~ Rashida Jones

Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether. ~ Jo Brand

I have never liked Morrissey, and I still don't. I think it's hilarious, actually, what things I've heard about him, what he's really like, and his public persona is so different. He's such an actor. ~ Robert Smith

I have a really great show jacket from Lavalliere that's really well made, and I have a great pair of Gucci jodhpurs, which is hilarious. ~ Edie Campbell

And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did. ~ James Denton

It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their backs with their hooves in the air. ~ Tim Cahill

I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious. ~ Keri Russell

Then I think about Photoshopping a picture of Wolf and me together in the yearbook: Best Couple.In your face, mysterious ponytailed wench. ~ Alecia Whitaker

I'm just crazy because I choose to be."
- Marist High School yearbook, 1990 ~ Patrick Michael Mooney

Make your yearbook picture memorable because, as my science teacher says, "Your grandkids have to laugh at something. ~ Maya Van Wagenen

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ~ Evan Rachel Wood

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen. ~ Buffy Andrews

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. ~ Buffy Andrews

I had been kissed once by someone I liked. His name was Ray and he was Indian. He had an accent and was dark. I wasn't supposed to like him. Clarissa called his large eyes, with their half closed lids, "freak-a-delic," but he was nice and smart and helped me cheat on my algebra exam while pretending he hadn't. He kissed me by my locker the day before we turned in our photos for the yearbook. When the yearbook came out at the end of the summer, I saw that under his picture he had answered the standard "My heart belongs to" with "Susie Salmon." I guess he had had plans. I remember his lips were chapped. ~ Alice Sebold

Sweet is highly overrated." So is responsible, loyal, and every other adjective you'd find scrawled in my yearbook. ~ Jeanne Ryan

The greater the injury, the greater the fun. ~ Leinad Eibam, A Celebration Of Poets, Summer 2015

Connor and Cameron look wide-eyed at the carnage. Cameron slowed the speedboat down to a crawl. She and Connor looked at Jason.
"Oops," Jason said meekly. Nothing else seemed appropriate.
"Oops?" Connor shouted. "You blew up half the town. ~ Mark A. Cooper

It is better to be respected than it is to be popular. Popularity ends on yearbook day, but respect lasts forever. ~ John Bytheway

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand. ~ Buffy Andrews

There's been lots of theater that uses hip-hop in it, but more often than not, it's used as a joke - isn't it hilarious that these characters are rapping. I treat it as a musical form, and a musical form that allows you to pack in a ton of lyric. ~ Lin-Manuel Miranda

Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20. ~ Barack Obama

Where did you get your tat?"
"Aaron's shop. You want to get a tat?" he asked, grinning as if this was hilarious.
"I have one," I said, rolling the ball into the gutter. "It's not finished though."
"How come?"
"My brother interrupted the tattoo and I never had the money to get it done again."
"No, I meant how come you're such a bad bowler? Is it genetic?" he asked. "Like do you come from a long line of people who can't make a ball roll in a straight line?"
"You're hilarious."
"I try, Pixie Dust. ~ Bijou Hunter

Suddenly, it's all too much. Bryn and the bump watch. Vanessa with my high school yearbook. The idea that nothing's sacred. Everything's fodder. That my life belongs to anyone but me. ~ Gayle Forman

Goat screaming videos are hilarious. ~ Miguel

Carmack was of the moment. His ruling force was focus. Time existed for him not in some promising future or sentimental past but in the present condition, the intricate web ol problems and solutions, imagination and code. He kept nothing from the past–no pictures, no records, no games, no computer disks. He didn't even save copies of his first games, Wraith and Shadowforge. There was no yearbook to remind of his time at Shadowforge. There was no yearbook to remind of his time at school, no magazine copies of his early publications. He kept nothing but what he needed at the time. His bedroom consisted of a lamp, a pillow, a blanket, and a stack of books. There was no mattress. All he brought with him from home was a cat named Mitzi (a gift from his stepfamily) with a mean streak and a reckless bladder. ~ David Kushner

Looking through the book, I realized that there actually were several kids I didn't know. Was it possible that I never shared a class with them in all twelve years of school? I scanned the yearbook ~ Stephen E. Stanley

I think Damien Hirst is hilarious. And I think he's a true artist. He's not hilarious first; I think he is a real artist, and I also think he's got an amazing sense of humor. ~ Jemima Kirke

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. ~ Buffy Andrews

Jesus fuckin' Christ, Gina. You were my dream. You've always been my dream. Don't you see? You were always more important to me than baseball – than anything. ~ Buffy Andrews

Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on. ~ Buffy Andrews

I went to James Monroe High School, a big school in the East Bronx. My first promotion was the first alumni reunion dance. I got all the names and addresses out of the yearbook. It came off very well. ~ Sid Bernstein

i hate math, but i love counting money ~ Anonymous

Get this: how many Weavers does it take to screw in a light bulb?'

Kate folded her arms, her expression aloof. Acciper pensively scratched his beard, withholding his ignorance.

'One?' ventured Vivian.

Lucian's boyish face split into a grin. His body filled up with the imminent rumble of laughter.

'Two Weavers. One holds the light bulb and the other one spins reality around it. ~ Louise Blackwick

A hard penis has no conscience. ~ Matthew Hardy

So many hilarious scenes and seductions! ~ Dennis McKay

Forgive me. I continue to underestimate the breadth of your ignorance. ~ Ransom Riggs

Don't threaten me with a good time. ~ Michael Anthony

If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. ~ Walter Moers

Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious. ~ Yann Martel

The principal hindrance to the advancement of the kingdom of God is greed. It is the chief obstacle to heaven-sent revival. It seems that when the back of greed is broken, the human spirit soars into regions of unselfishness. I believe that it is safe to say there can be no continuous revival without 'hilarious' giving. And I fear no contradiction: wherever there is 'hilarious' giving there will soon be revival! ~ O. S. Hawkins

My commentary's hilarious, not witty. ~ Richelle Mead

Come on sweetheart, wet your whistle, my little inanimate hussy." ~Steve ~ Lucian Bane

This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom. ~ Melissa Etheridge

Is it just me or do they put the MORON in OXYMORON? ~ Melissa Cutler

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious. ~ Steve Martin

Stevens, who knew that mouth could do more thana rgue? You're a true blue friend, a red-hot lady and all that other good yearbook shit. You've got a big heart and I've got an even bigger...you know. So we're both winners. KG ~ Robin Wasserman

I realized that no one needed to make fun of liberalism. It was hilarious on its own. ~ Greg Gutfeld

I find it hilarious when Obama's hand gets caught in the cookie jar ~ Allen West

Reading Ellen's hilarious new book. Thirsty for tequila. ~ Ellen DeGeneres

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. ~ David Wong

Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them. ~ Jake Bible

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time. ~ Buffy Andrews

If in doubt, cheese has been always the answer.. ~ Lindsey Kelk

Nothing like a bit of flattery to grease the wheels. ~ Lindsey Kelk

Travel Etiquette: When dealing with foreigners, pretend you are Canadian. ~ Chelsea Handler

Angus ... had hitherto maintained hilarious ease from motives of mental hygiene ... ~ G.K. Chesterton

You own your own island?
Doesn't every Greek tycoon? ~ Lynne Graham