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I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've
It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.
Danny DeVito Quotes: It's fun to be on
I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I'll watch Ricky Gervais in
Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Even if one doesn't smoke
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Christmas is a good excuse
Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that I made it was because I thought it was really funny and unique and just a different genre.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Well, you know, I feel
In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.
Danny DeVito Quotes: In order for the light
If you're going to have kids, there's only one way to go. They have to know they're the most important things in your life, and once you're doing that, there's no way that you could not learn from them, because they just give you stuff constantly.
Danny DeVito Quotes: If you're going to have
So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.
Danny DeVito Quotes: So, you pick this stuff
What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he sends me a drawing, an illustration of his image of me as the character. It's so great.
Danny DeVito Quotes: What Tim does is, he
This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures.
Danny DeVito Quotes: This big part flies off
After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?
Danny DeVito Quotes: After you've lived with somebody
I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I didn't do it because
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark - things that I like to do.
Danny DeVito Quotes: What you do with it
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
Danny DeVito Quotes: A tree falls the way
I don't think I've been bored, ever. I've always been working on two or three things at a time; whether it was in the early days, or whatever, I was always working on something.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I don't think I've been
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.
Danny DeVito Quotes: When we get out of
Wherever I am, it's a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don't shy away from it.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Wherever I am, it's a
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Everybody needs money. That's why
Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. It's terrible. I have two daughters, but even before my kids were born I always thought that it was terrible.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Most men somewhere in their
Jersey is always with me. I was one of the lucky ones. Asbury Park is just the greatest place in the world to spend your childhood.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Jersey is always with me.
It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.
Danny DeVito Quotes: It's a first for me.
America's racist, so what do you expect.
Danny DeVito Quotes: America's racist, so what do
I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don't get bugged because there aren't many people around.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I love going to all
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I don't know. I think
It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Danny DeVito Quotes: It's just an ice bucket
We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.
Danny DeVito Quotes: We don't even know if
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Danny DeVito Quotes: Of course I've got lawyers.
The whole point of love is to put someone else's needs above your own.
Danny DeVito Quotes: The whole point of love
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I've been to the Leaning
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.
Danny DeVito Quotes: In this movie, you have
The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.
Danny DeVito Quotes: The son has always felt
My parents worked their tails off, but we weren't the poorest people in town. Some people I went to school with, you could tell they were dirt poor.
Danny DeVito Quotes: My parents worked their tails
I am self-centred. I just adore myself.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I am self-centred. I just
I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.
Danny DeVito Quotes: I love women. I mean,
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