Buffy Andrews Quotes

Sometimes the writing just comes and we're like, oh yeah. Gotta love when that happens.

If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

I wear the writer pants in the family.

Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.

A cliffhanger is when ...

Me to characters: talk to me people.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand.

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

Conflict. Conflict. Where art thou conflict?

If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

Jesus fuckin' Christ, Gina. You were my dream. You've always been my dream. Don't you see? You were always more important to me than baseball – than anything.

I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen.

Show me the contract.

It's a great day to write a best-seller.

Climax: It's all downhill from here.

Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!

Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

The power of the delete key.

Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.