Housewife Sarcasm Quotes

That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. ~ Christopher Moore

I have become a housewife and there is no better job. ~ Celine Dion

I'm not a housewife in any way. ~ Courteney Cox

I'm really a very fifties housewife. ~ Eva Longoria

I am not prepared to accept the economics of a housewife. ~ Jacques Chirac

If you are a housewife, take pride in that. ~ Anthea Turner

I'm an FFH: a Formerly Fat Housewife. ~ Jean Nidetch

Being a housewife is not important to me, but I'm never happier than when I come home and shut the door. ~ Nicola Sturgeon

Nothing a housewife does is of value in capitalist terms because it does not take place on the market and therefore does not contribute to the Gross National Product. ~ Hilda Scott

I have too much imagination to be a housewife ~ Marilyn Monroe

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.' ~ Roseanne Barr

Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino! ~ Himmilicious

My father was a chemist on the Yale faculty, my mother a housewife. ~ George Akerlof

The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head. ~ Eoin Colfer

And involuntarily I compared the childish sarcasm, the religious sarcasm of Voltaire with the irresistible irony of the German philosopher whose influence is henceforth ineffaceable. ~ Guy De Maupassant

I try not to laugh. "Sarcasm isn't good for you, you know."
"Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you're joking. People think I'm hilarious when in reality I'm just an asshole. ~ Eden Finley

No labourer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love -except the housewife. ~ Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I could never be a complete scholar or a complete housewife ora completewriter: Imustcombinea little of all, and thereby be imperfect in all. ~ Sylvia Plath

I could be a housewife ... I guess I've vacuumed a couple of times. ~ Debbie Harry

Why, June, you sound surprised. He'd put on an offended-housewife voice, but it was in a hoarse whisper, so it sounded like an offended housewife who smoked five packs of cigarettes a day. I laughed. ~ Carol Rifka Brunt

sarcasm is the ability to insult an idiot without realizing it ~ Jhon Green

Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car's interior? ~ Robin Benway

He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.
Havana Red ~ Leonardo Padura

Nursing was regarded as simply an extension of the unpaid services performed by the housewife - a characteristic attitude that haunts the profession to this day. ~ Gerda Lerner

I never want my kids to feel like I'm just some housewife who was just kicking it with my husband, because that's not the kind of woman that I am. ~ Tamar Braxton

Sarcasm is wasted on those who haven't had a decent night's sleep, my darling. ~ Tracy Guzeman

I don't know how it's going for my sisters, but as my 40s and Verizon bills and mortgage payments roll on, I seem to have an ever more recurring 1950s housewife fantasy. ~ Sandra Tsing Loh

What people want to know is, OK, what's after modeling? It's not just OK anymore to model until you're 25 and then stop and be a housewife. ~ Gigi Hadid

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. ~ Brandon Sanderson

In spring, nature is like a thrifty housewife ... taking up the white carpets and putting down the green ones. ~ Mary Baker Eddy

Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard. ~ Irene Rosenfeld

My father was a history professor, and my mother a housewife -
She married a house? ~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it! ~ Himmilicious

Sarcasm is always perceived as an attack. ~ Marshall Sylver

Some of us don't want to be a housewife. When you live alone, you can do anything you want to do anytime you want. I really like it. ~ Grace Slick

The arrow always tipped with ill nature and sarcasm is deadliest to him who sends it. ~ Prentice Mulford

I've become a real housewife. Terry doesn't mind me working, in fact he loves me to be independent. But I only get an allowance of $15 dollars a week, which doesn't go very far. ~ Marta Kristen

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it. ~ Samuel Goldwyn

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. ~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I had always been warned that American didn't always get sarcasm ~ Lindsey Kelk

You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.'
'And yet it is still extremely funny. ~ Cecelia Ahern

You think us fairies don't understand sarcasm? We invented sarcasm. ~ Grace Hudson

I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness ~ Meredith Duran

You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all. ~ John Flanagan

I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning. ~ N.R. Walker

Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale's head. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job ~ Roseanne Barr

My mother was a housewife but she was also an artist. My father was an electrical engineer. ~ James Cameron

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in a rented room. ~ Germaine Greer

My mother was a housewife. My father was a garment worker. ~ Alan Sugar

And now I'm using sarcasm, to confess the whole thing so later I could say I already told you. ~ Homer

I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games. ~ Charlaine Harris

The suburban housewife - she was the dream image of the young American women and the envy, it was said, of women all over the world. The American housewife - freed by science and labor-saving appliances from the drudgery, the dangers of childbirth, and the illnesses of her grandmother had found true feminine fulfillment. ~ Betty Friedan

Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash ~ Hazel Blackthorn

Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions! ~ Habeeb Akande

There should be a rule against your own inner monologue throwing around that much sarcasm. ~ Jim Butcher

He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy ~ VIZ Media

You see," I explained to Joshua, "what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that's not her intent. That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm."
"No kidding?" said Josh.
"Why do I waste my time with you? ~ Christopher Moore

I'll make a horrible housewife. It's not like I'm disgusting, but I'm pretty bad about having a drink or eating something and then leaving the plate and rushing to go. ~ Camilla Luddington

In English she is known as a "Housewife"! In Arabic, she is known as "Rabbaitul Bait" or "The Queen of The House ~ Readbeach.com

Where were we?" he said. "Ah, yes, cake and sarcasm. ~ Rick Riordan

And little girls went to charm schools. Now you've all got degrees from the University of Sarcasm. ~ Ian Rankin

If you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood. ~ Lily Allen

Without sarcasm I sink into chaos. ~ Antonin Artaud

I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm. And when I started having kids, that doesn't work with kids. Kids don't understand sarcasm, and they certainly don't understand my humor. ~ Kurt Fuller

Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm."
"If you're recording notes for an official record, I'd like the word 'very' stricken and replaced with 'exceptionally. ~ Kasie West

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word. ~ Ford Frick

It's sarcasm, Josh."

"Sarcasm?"

"It's from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren't really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it."

"Well, if the village idiot named it, I'm sure it's a good thing."

"There you go, you got it."

"Got what?"

"Sarcasm."

"No, I meant it."

"Sure you did."

"Is that sarcasm?"

"Irony, I think."

"What's the difference?"

"I haven't the slightest idea."

"So you're being ironic now, right?"

"No, I really don't know."

"Maybe you should ask the idiot."

"Now you've got it."

"What?"

"Sarcasm. ~ Christopher Moore

Shareholder meetings are not usually the occasion for utter candor - or for that matter, arch sarcasm - by chief executives. ~ Alex Berenson

A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~ ~ Tanya Gambhir

A housewife deserves to be honored as much as a woman who earns her living in the marketplace. I consider bringing up children a responsible job. In fact, being a good housewife seems to me a much tougher job than going to the office and getting paid for it. ~ Betty Ford

Each day, the American housewife turns toward television as toward a lover. She feels guilty about it, and well she might, for he's covered with warts and is only after her money. ~ Mignon McLaughlin

Name?" the desk clerk said to me politely, her pencil poised.
"Name," I said vaguely. I remembered, and told her.
"Age?" she asked. "Sex? Occupation?"
"Writer," I said.
"Housewife," she said.
"Writer," I said.
"I'll just put down housewife," she said. ~ Shirley Jackson

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes. ~ Christine Warren

Some women choose to stay at home and be housewives. If they are happy with it, then it's a wonderful choice. But I know I couldn't do that. I couldn't be a housewife. ~ May-Britt Moser

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel. ~ Dana Gould

You know, if Tony had turned you over his knee more often instead of spoiling you rotten, you'd be a happy housewife now, instead of playing at detective and making it harder for us to get our job done.

But I'm a happy detective, Bobby, and I made a lousy housewife. ~ Sara Paretsky

Sarcasm... the protest of those who are weak. ~ John Knowles

It was the only ambition I ever had - not to be a dancer or Hollywood movie star, but to be a housewife in a good marriage. ~ Doris Day

I narrow my eyes at him. 'Don't try to take me on with sarcasm. I am the queen of it. I've studied it, perfected it. I come from a land where we own sarcasm and the use of it. There is nothing you can teach me about sarcasm.'

'OK,' he says, grinning up at me, 'Professor Emeritus Sarcastus. You can own the sarcasm. What I meant was you might learn how to change the chain on a bike, for example. ~ Sarah Alderson

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. ~ Cassandra Clare

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind ~ Dmitry Pisarev

Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."

Mommy's thoughts-- "...............................
.......fucking minecraft ~ Mel Brown

The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food. But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention. ~ Eva Gabor

Sarcasm, as it turned out
even when it was instinctive and quick
cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. ~ Mel Odom

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said.
China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me. ~ Derek Landy

The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

I'm going to be a happy housewife. I'm going to be washing boxers and cooking and doing all those sorts of housewife duties. I just want to be happy and proud of every single day. ~ Johnny Weir

Don't consider sarcasm the 'be-all' and 'end-all' of verbal intercourse. Far too many people place way too much importance on the sarcasm instead of the talking, in and of itself, as a precious shared experience between people. ~ Adam Rifkin

We're not big on irony in Jamaica, sarcasm and double-talk. We tend to say things plainly, sometimes to the point of boredom. ~ Marlon James

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking! ~ Ilze Falb

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. ~ Christopher Moore

Her sarcasm was so quick, so fine at the point - it was like being touched by metal so cold that one doesn't know whether one is burned or chilled. ~ Willa Cather

What moved me, in the first instance, to attempt a work like this, was the discomfort and suffering which I had seen brought upon men and women by household mismanagement. I have always thought that there is no more fruitful source of family discontent than a housewife's badly-cooked dinners and untidy ways. ~ Isabella Beeton

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know? ~ Penny Marshall

Sufficiently advanced political correctness is indistinguishable from sarcasm. ~ Erik Naggum

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose. ~ Chuck Klosterman

My mother was a housewife. Both from - well, my father was from a farming family, agricultural family in the north of England. And my mother came from a very working class. ~ David Bowie

In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming. ~ Alanis Morissette

It's bad enough barging into Guild property, but we'll get into really serious trouble if we shoot anyone. Lord Vetinari won't stop at sarcasm. He might use' - Colon swallowed - 'irony. ~ Terry Pratchett