Himmilicious Quotes

It consumes you, it hurts you, it troubles you, it pushes you to extreme, it makes you cry, it makes you suffer, it makes you do everything, but it doesn't end you.
If it ends you, it's not love.
When love starts ruining you, you break and then you fight back. Eventually you fall out of love, but you don't die.
Love, suppots you, it makes you grow, it stands by, it makes you crave, it makes you tought, rough, and strong, and then you stay alive.
You don't die because of love, you die because you were never in love, even not with yourself.

A song is that touched deep my heart, give orgasm to my senses.. and I feel like climbing up the hill and scream.. leaving behind all differences.. we are the same.. mad for each other ...

Sometimes.. You love a bowl of noodles more than your partner at midnight.

The key to long term relationship is to have the cleanest fight and the dirtiest sex.

Every woman thinks her man is the only exception and every second woman knows he is just the same..
#loyalty

Erotic fiction is written for a class.
To understand and enjoy it, either you should have the class or the classy open mind.

If all of a sudden the number of friend requests in your profile increases, understand that the thirty days block period of people is over..

Bootlicking is only a way to get published, not to become a writer

There is only one reason of YOUR failure..
'You

The more our fingers are getting skilled on keypad the more we are losing the art of holding the pen.

I think. I write. I am.

Eventually,we would mean nothing to each other and become strangers again. What I want you to do, either become someone to me or stay nothing at all because when we go strangers to each other, I don't wanna see another me by your side waiting to be nothing..

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

I am trying to convince myself.. how much I hate you.. the way I convinced, how much I love you..

The problem was, she wanted to get loved so badly that she couldn't tell it wasn't love.

Whilst passing by the lane where the nests of concubines rested, I saw a little temple.
Somebody lit the lamp in prayer. I couldn't decide to bow down to the temple or not to stop there and walk away.

Never heard if odalisques have gods too... if yes,are they as pure as ours?

Women! They madly love Casanovas for their traits and equally hate them for being disloyal.

Plagiarism, is like a fatal plague which has engulfed our generation and culminated impersonate clones. sad but true.. a caricature has replaced Mona Lisa.

Reading books would be boring if you lack imagination ...

People who say money cant buy love have never been in relationship with a money minded person.

Things hurt.. accepted. Shedding tears.. accepted. Sadness.. accepted.. But to quit and make your work suffer.. not at all accepted..

If being alone makes you sad and weak then you need to learn how to love yourself first.

Butterflies??? Naah.. I feel the whole zoo inside me when I see you..

I am not sad, nor I am satisfied and made my peace with circumstances, never, I don't compromise.
The major challenge of walking alone without guidance you get late. You reach, because you didn't quit walking but when you reach there, you see a crowd whining at you.

Nothing is respectfully amazing than a man who finds no shame to tell the world how grateful he is for all the love and sacrifices his woman made..

No doubts our generation is producing another form of grub street literature.. Welcome to the world of hack writers..

He loved adventure but then he got hired by accenture!

A bestseller is a book written by a rich person of Indian roots staying in Europe for more than a decade..

Erotic Romance is a complete women thing.. by the women for the women.. Men don't even have an idea where women's imaginations can reach..!

When I was a kid, I used think that my mother has some kind of magic in her hands because the same food eaten by her hands, tasted different.And now when I am grown up.. I am sure.. she has some magic in her hands..

Dear headphones.
Will you please stop fucking each other. It takes too much time to set you guys apart.
Thanks

He said, "You are the russian roulette of my casino."
..and I shot him dead, then and there with my russian roulette.. I am the Goddess of Russian Mafia..

Don't castrate,
But educate,
At least to masturbate!

It is never that I never failed and did not think of quitting, I tried quitting and failed in that too!!

If "silence is golden" then we have a 24 carat prime minister ... !!!

The biggest mystery of the people is "The People".

Since you are chosen by the Muse, your mind is always pregnant with an unstable roller-coaster of the creative itches. The utopian conjectures and hypotheses of perfect romance, fondles the fairyland.. It is like having the higher educational qualification than the eligibility criteria, either you choose to be jobless or you have to compromise and adjust with low salary, low designation and sometimes, you have to start from the cipher who eventually turns out to be a numbskull dick!
Reason, why the crème de la crème sapiosexuals are slaugherous, cynical, sweetly sardonic, spouseless, and of course allergic to baloney and bullshits..

And eventually I realized that being in love is not living a life in fairy tale.. I woke up, not with a kiss but with a twinge.. Hello real world.. teach me now.. how to be practically real and really practical..

Some Memories are better be destroyed.. you never know when do you fall in love with someone, and when you're kicked out.. it's life, crazy enough!

When Life Sucks, Get an awesome blowjob from her.

Actions speak louder than voice but words hurt harder than punches

Relationship depends upon how strong efforts you make to carry it forward. easiest thing is to step back and change the track, choose now.

You have two choices.
Either enjoy and consider her success as yours and let her grow and become powerful.
Or start cribbing, feel complex and stop her progress for being stronger and influential than you.

Either way, she's gonna grow, it's you who need to decide your place.

Professionalism' is my only Religion and I am 'Workofanatic

Everyone calls everybody special, so what's so special about being special? We all must have heard "you have the spark/you're the best/ you will rule the world" and just in the cut throat competition of being "special" we have forgotten to be Simple/ordinary/mediocre..

I am badly cursed with low budget and high taste..

I am still in love with the man, who sucked my lips in a way that I indulged into the connection of souls. who made me close my eyes and the desire to mix with his aroma moulded into the wild delirium ... the madness.. even if you are not around.. I am still in love with you.. the prior you.. come, paint me white ...

Nobody else can be a better critic of yours than your enemy, who hates you to the core.
He will speculate your work minutely to find out your mistakes to let you down, the more he lets you down, the more you will excel.
And your true victory will be the day he praises your work.
The only condition is, you have to be negatively positive and positively negative to provide the comments and compliments, a space in your heart and mind, respectively.

If it takes lots of patience,sacrifice and devotion to achieve the thing you've desired, for sure you have set your targets high and you're going through immense pain to reach there.
Just don't quit.

A snake must be treated as a snake, forgiving it every time it showed you its fangs, will not transform into a garland of flowers.

You have not achieved anything in life if you have not enjoyed the food made by your mom..

Lucky : An idiot person with a punchable face who gets something what he doesn't deserve.

Women forget all the past moments of the most intimate moments and the good sex when they have the next level of best sex with someone else. They just need someone to take out their hidden fantasies.

One of the biggest mistakes women do is, they think that One day 'he' will realize, apologize and come back..

When people say sex is a filth of society, I say, yes! You're born by enchanting mantras and breaking coconuts!

If you won't take yourself seriously,
why would anyone else?
If you can't love yourself madly,
how could anyone else?

I want to be the one who makes stories, I want to hurt the way I get hurt, I want to experience how does it feel to be a cheater, a liar, a betrayer, to come up with quick stories to hide the faults, to know that I've hurt someone still blame the person for being mad but damn! I turn out to be the loyal one all the time who makes all the efforts to continue the relationship and stay honest and it hurts as fuck!

Three rules of hospitality industry.
1. Always smile no matter what.
2. Never discuss religion and politics
3. You may wear a torn underwear inside but always wear the three piece suit outside.

He did not let me move. I was heated up in his warmth, could feel him on my lips.. and then he said, "I.. I want to kiss you" I opened my eyes, his eyes were looking at my lips and I said, "then, Kiss me"
He was a gentleman. Well behaved, decent, shy, and all desirous to make love with me.
..and I ended up saying, "Gentleman, do it gently

People pay attention to the things they want to listen, anything that doesn't please them is rubbish.

Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

Darn! what a beautiful night!
Heading towards Pandara Road-Gulati Restaurant, with open windows of my baby sedan and this broad chest guy with big brown eyes.
He hums the oldies well and his Issey Miyake is making me lose the grip over my senses.
One more thing is distracting me, he ain't wearing anything inside but a transparent white, V necked, cotton short Kurta.
I can see the hair winking out and his collar bones!!
Not only men get excited by transparent dresses but women as well.
His broad shoulders and chest is my weakness and he knows it.
This man is not doing good to me!
It's a crime to seduce in this way, when you are not touched, when you are distracted by the aroma of his skin, when you know, he is well aware of the intentions..
when you can't do anything except getting seduced by the corner stretching smile of a man with animal instinct..
I certainly am missing myself to be tied up to the bedpost,choked and groaning his name!

You cannot enjoy Maggie if you do not lick your plate at the end!!

Once upon a time.. you were the happiest person ... and then you fell in love ...

Depression is an invisible cancer.

The biggest mistake is not to forgive someone who broke your trust but to return him the previous version of you who trusted blindly.

Never marry a person less educated than you. You, not only degrade yourself but also your kids will suffer whole life.

Being understanding is a curse because even if they hurt you,they are convinced "you will understand

The biggest mistake we commit in life is to think that others will get affected by our action and we shall leave some effect on them..
In this hope, we make others' reactions our priority and fail to perform the task we're supposed to do right at the moment.

If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!

A loving family is the biggest treasure a person can ever have..

Nd then, there is a 'fan' for whom every writer is his favorite writer ... he is just like that philanderer who woos every damsel to be her one and only ladylove..

To be friends, One has to keep the professional ego and the sense of superiority aside. Why do we misinterpret 'sarcasm' it does not mean to humiliate others. You cannot earn respect till you learn how to be polite. You never initiate, and when you do, your skeptical attitude of approach retaliates no friendship but a bunch of dried roses..

Pain gives you will power to survive, to survive you have to fight, the struggle makes you strong. strength makes you mature, maturity makes you immune to the things that causes you pain.
Things hurt today will not matter tomorrow, all you have to do, hold on and deal with it.
Let this pain make you immune.

Men are by wits not by dicks

The best thing about all of us, no matter how troublesome our lives are, we don't quit and fight back..

Women..
They can fight the biggest problems of her life but are scared of reptiles.
They can bear the immense pain but cry when you scold them.
They can be angry whole day but will serve hot food, no matter how late you are from the office..
They can be everything.. But they just prefer to be women..

I was hypnotized and I made a wish to be the slave of Satan. My desire was so strong that I could get easily persuaded, now I realize, the wish I made had given me pleasure-a-bubble. I am awakened. I saw the devil's real face.. He is horrible, I hate him.. But I chose to be his slave.. I made my choice. I am sorry beautiful life.. I was a slave to my desires.. Am a slave to devil.. ~ The Chronicles of my Paranoiac Heeds..!

Baby, If you think, he is sweet and caring to you.. and flirts only with you, you have started liking him.. Pinch wake yourself up.. His inbox tells his story..

Want to be successful?
Change your priorities!

Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time.. Life without friends is like the coffin about to get buried into the graveyard..

A best friend is one who understands humour in your most weird jokes..

There are two reasons you dislike a writer.

You've read the person and couldn't relate.
You've not read the person and just hate him for being popular.

Love is like a slut,
Available for all,
Loyal to no one..

87 % of youngsters have backache, and rest of 13 % have no computer..!

If your partner has ever humiliated you.. he can never respect you all over again ..

Thou art guilty to ye foundations,thee shalt kiss burn in hell..

I believe in success.
No matter how much the hard work sucks, the triumph is just like good sex!

How strange is that we are connected for years and we don't know each other just because we never initiated.. how pseudo is that connection or how pseudo social we are!!!

Sometimes, the only obstacle in your success is your heart. You stop making sane decisions and become too emotional that you put on stake everything you've and left with nothing.

It's hard to hold all the balls together in the arms and run, somehow, anyhow they fall. I collect and they fall again.

I don't worship God may be because I am not afraid of him.. yes.. I find lord Shiva a man.. man worth exploring.. mad.. with all emotions at extreme level.. full of anger yet calm.. always high.. and above all.. he is hot!!!

Fame is the responsibility, the perennial discipline, the concubine who solicits and imbibes, bit by bit, the love, the relations, the serenity, and the soul, leaving behind the subaqueous plaudits that pinch to the core..

I live like a woman and I love like a man.
If only,you can deal with it.

Sometimes, all you want is a warm loving embrace.. and no words..