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The sort of man who likes to spend his time watching a cage of monkeys chase one another, or a lion gnaw its tail, or a lizard catch flies, is precisely the sort of man whose mental weakness should be combated at the public expense, not fostered. ~ H.L. Mencken
Monkeys quotes by H.L. Mencken
Snakes and monkeys are subjected to the demon more than other animals. Satan lives in them and possesses them. He uses them to deceive men and to injure them. ~ Martin Luther
Monkeys quotes by Martin Luther
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness ...
... Remeber when the boys were all electric? ~ Arctic Monkeys
Monkeys quotes by Arctic Monkeys
you were attacked by cement monkeys? ~ Tom Cook
Monkeys quotes by Tom Cook
Sociological Explanations

Sociologists theorize that people can live together in peace because of the development of a social hierarchy that ranges from dominant to submissive. Everyone in a group takes his or her place in the hierarchy. A certain degree of anxiety around others allows people to assess the level of threat that they pose, and helps maintain the balance between aggression and inhibition.
However, people with social anxiety tend to misinterpret others' behavior as more aggressive or powerful than it really is. As a result, a socially anxious person often will become overly submissive--blushing, not making eye contact, freezing, or withdrawing.
Sociologists believe this response may be the result of a fundamental fear of rejection. In monkeys, apes, and humans, being left to fend for oneself usually is a threat to survival. In social anxiety, people may see being judged as a threat to their position in the group. To them, rejection means failure.

Kyoto went through her day at school constantly apologizing to everyone. Whenever she walked down the hall, opened her locker, sat down in an empty seat, or got in line in the cafeteria, she always said "Excuse me" or "I'm sorry." Most of the time, she didn't know why she was apologizing. She always wanted to please others.
Kyoto's mother took her to see a psychologist because of Kyoto's anxiety. The psychologist helped Kyoto see that she misinterpreted others' behavior as being more ~ Heather Moehn
Monkeys quotes by Heather Moehn
You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. You're one of us now - the Tribe of the Teddy Bear. From Tribe of the Teddy Bear ~ J. Joseph Wright
Monkeys quotes by J. Joseph Wright
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platton of monkeys, so that people will look at me and see how mellow and well-adjusted I am compared to these monkeys throwing feces around. ~ Robert Downey, Jr.
Monkeys quotes by Robert Downey, Jr.
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage ... more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing out the carcass of a dead animal. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
Monkeys quotes by Hunter S. Thompson
I don't have many fears other than being unemployed, homeless, friendless, rejected by my family, covered with honey and tied to a bed of fire ants, the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz, squash, computer paper, ghosts named Maggie, falling out of the space shuttle right before it leaves the Earth's atmosphere, licorice, elves, lawnmowers, unwashed hands, waking hours and being romantically linked to Madonna and Alex Rodriguez. ~ Cary Clack
Monkeys quotes by Cary Clack
I have hair in places monkeys dont.While giving birth my mother almost dies from rug burn. ~ Jim Rose
Monkeys quotes by Jim Rose
No one wants to get too close to a madwoman. Or men who have monkeys for pets. ~ Victoria Alexander
Monkeys quotes by Victoria Alexander
Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are submerged in water, minuscule crustaceans emerge; they can grow up to 2 inches long. ~ Brendan I. Koerner
Monkeys quotes by Brendan I. Koerner
For me, two of my favourite science fiction films are Blade Runner, which is fantastic, and Terry Gilliam's Twelve Monkeys. Both of those were smart science fiction films hitting more of a medium budget, and I desperately hope there is an audience for that kind of film because I would love that to be my next film, on that kind of scale. ~ Duncan Jones
Monkeys quotes by Duncan Jones
He told countless tales, all good, of crocodiles and ichneumons in Egypt, gazelles and ghouls in Persia, elephants and tigers in Burmah, deer and monkeys in Siam, badgers and foxes in China and sorcerers and enchanters everywhere. He spoke of the last two in as matter-of-fact a tone as of any of the others. ~ Edward Lucas White
Monkeys quotes by Edward Lucas White
Are cats strange animals or do they so resemble us that we find them curious as we do monkeys? ~ John Steinbeck
Monkeys quotes by John Steinbeck
Twitter can no more produce analysis than a monkey can type out a work of Shakespeare. ~ Eric Schmidt
Monkeys quotes by Eric Schmidt
North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. ~ Lewis Black
Monkeys quotes by Lewis Black
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. ~ Tom T. Hall
Monkeys quotes by Tom T. Hall
Nor do I think we came from monkeys, by the wayThat's another piece of garbage. What the hell's it based on? We couldn't've come from anything-fish, maybe, but not monkeys. I don't believe in the evolution of fish to monkeys to men. Why aren't monkeys changing into men now? It's absolute garbage. It's absolutely irrational garbage, as mad as the ones who believe the world was made only four thousand years ago, the fundamentalists. ~ John Lennon
Monkeys quotes by John Lennon
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. ~ Robert Wilensky
Monkeys quotes by Robert Wilensky
Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys. ~ Craig Ferguson
Monkeys quotes by Craig Ferguson
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? ~ Don Whillans
Monkeys quotes by Don Whillans
Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. ~ Douglas Coupland
Monkeys quotes by Douglas Coupland
Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time ... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra. ~ Swami Muktananda
Monkeys quotes by Swami Muktananda
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. ~ Thomas A. Edison
Monkeys quotes by Thomas A. Edison
There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens. The zoologist now has to start making comparisons. Where else is nudity at a premium. ~ Desmond Morris
Monkeys quotes by Desmond Morris
I see a clear breach of ahimsa even in driving away monkeys; the breach would be proportionately greater if they have to be killed. ~ Mahatma Gandhi
Monkeys quotes by Mahatma Gandhi
They came to see Glinda the Good Witch, but after midnight, they found the Wicked Witch of the West and left quaking in fear of flying monkeys. ~ Patricia Briggs
Monkeys quotes by Patricia Briggs
It's all about the "French Paradox," that much-publicized puzzle of how French people eat all that fatty food and drink tons of wine, yet still manage to be svelte and sophisticated, not to mention cheese-eating surrender monkeys. ~ Julie Powell
Monkeys quotes by Julie Powell
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden? ~ Alfred Armand Montapert
Monkeys quotes by Alfred Armand Montapert
I learned early on that I could get a lot of attention by singing and writing little songs, so it was like throwing nuts to a monkey ... I just couldn't get enough. ~ Dolly Parton
Monkeys quotes by Dolly Parton
There are people in the world all the time who know" the professor said. "But they keep quiet. They just move about quietly, saving the people who know they are in the trap. And then, for the ones who have got out, it's like coming around from chloroform. They realize that all their lives they've been asleep and dreaming. And then it's their turn to learn the rules and the timing. And they become the ones to live quietly in the world, just as human beings might if there were only a few human beings on a planet that had monkeys on it for inhabitants ... ~ Doris Lessing
Monkeys quotes by Doris Lessing
It has been suggested that an army of monkeys might be trained to pound typewriters at random in the hope that ultimately great works of literature would be produced. Using a coin for the same purpose may save feeding and training expenses and free the monkeys for other monkey business. ~ William Feller
Monkeys quotes by William Feller
As he began to drift again Jean was never sure whether he saw or did not see, a troupe of monkeys clad in blue Hussar coats piped with yellow twist, enter from a small door to swing across the great chamber and exit like nomadic wanderers into a great door emblazoned by the setting sun. ~ Craig Herbertson
Monkeys quotes by Craig Herbertson
Maybe it's true that an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. But you'd go mad reading all of their rough drafts, ~ James Browning
Monkeys quotes by James Browning
School life is like being on a monkey mountain ... monkeys in the same gang constantly fight and get back together again ... and a hierarchy gets established. ~ Shouko Akira
Monkeys quotes by Shouko Akira
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. ~ Reynolds Price
Monkeys quotes by Reynolds Price
Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch? ~ Wilhelm Steinitz
Monkeys quotes by Wilhelm Steinitz
I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homosexuality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey. ~ Theodore Sturgeon
Monkeys quotes by Theodore Sturgeon
I bet it breaks your heart to have two of your friends pine for me the way they do," he said proudly. "Luna ... and now Scarlet. They can't keep their hands off of me."
"It's just because you are foreign to them. It's like if they went to the zoo and stared at the monkeys. You are the monkey. ~ Ellen Schreiber
Monkeys quotes by Ellen Schreiber
People and gorillas, horses and duikers and pigs, monkeys and chimps and bats and viruses: We're all in this together. ~ David Quammen
Monkeys quotes by David Quammen
I only became aware that my eyes had filled with tears when I noticed some commotion in the treetops, far off outside the perimeter wall. I blinked and looked again. There were monkeys out there fighting, screaming and pelting one another with rotten fruit. ~ Kage Baker
Monkeys quotes by Kage Baker
Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you. ~ Jon Corzine
Monkeys quotes by Jon Corzine
I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go onstage and look young. ~ Elton John
Monkeys quotes by Elton John
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery. ~ Dashiell Hammett
Monkeys quotes by Dashiell Hammett
People said that he was very nice, but I confess that his utter grotesqueness made me uneasy; perhaps in the same way that the sight of monkeys eating their own excrement turns some people's stomachs. They might not mind so much if monkeys did not- so grotesquely- resemble human beings. ~ James Baldwin
Monkeys quotes by James Baldwin
rather amazingly, an IAT developed for monkeys shows that they, too, exhibit implicit preferences for in-group members, associating good things like fruit with in-group members and bad things like spiders with out-group members. ~ Joshua Greene
Monkeys quotes by Joshua Greene
Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth. They all want to get to the throne: that is their madness - as if happiness sat on the throne. Often, mud sits on the throne - and often the throne also on mud. Mad they all appear to me, clambering monkeys and overardent. Foul smells their idol, the cold monster: foul, they smell to me altogether, these idolators. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
Monkeys quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. ~ Kristen Schaal
Monkeys quotes by Kristen Schaal
We all go through life as puzzled monkeys. The minute we think we're any more than that, we've made a grave mistake. We're just trying to gain some meaning of it all, some understanding. The only thing we can do is buy the ticket, take the ride. And offer our barbaric yawps to the world... ~ Nate Jordon
Monkeys quotes by Nate Jordon
Too many people not enough monkeys ~ Anonymous
Monkeys quotes by Anonymous
All things considered, I'd rather have monkeys," Kishan shouted.
I shivered. "Tell you what. We'll rent King Kong and The Birds. Then you can decide."
He yelled as he ran from a swooping bird, "Are you asking me on a date? Because if you are, it will definitely give me more incentive to come out of this alive."
"Whatever works"
"You're on. ~ Colleen Houck
Monkeys quotes by Colleen Houck
In 2013, science writer Natalie Angier gave the centrality of female friendship a zoological boost, pointing out that, In animals as diverse as African elephants and barnyard mice, blue monkeys of Kenya and feral horses of New Zealand, affiliative, long-lasting and mutually beneficial relationships between females turns out to be the basic unit of social life. ~ Rebecca Traister
Monkeys quotes by Rebecca Traister
We are all Clapping Monkeys, but while some of us smile, others look around to see if anyone has noticed. ~ Fennel Hudson
Monkeys quotes by Fennel Hudson
You never monkey with the truth. ~ Ben Bradlee
Monkeys quotes by Ben Bradlee
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. ~ Marlon Wayans
Monkeys quotes by Marlon Wayans
A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take. ~ Jeremy Davies
Monkeys quotes by Jeremy Davies
Over the years I've received thousands of e-mails looking for guidance. Some have real problems; some talk about monkeys and poo
though those people may also have real problems. ~ Eugene Mirman
Monkeys quotes by Eugene Mirman
Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when we began to consider ourselves the descendants of a monkey. ~ P.D. Ouspensky
Monkeys quotes by P.D. Ouspensky
But the physical danger was judged to be less important than the psychological stresses. Eight humans, crowded together like monkeys for almost three Terran years, had better get along much better than humans usually did. ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Monkeys quotes by Robert A. Heinlein
The associates are the Cro-Magnon men. They live in caves, have trouble walking upright, and have a lot of hair on their backs. Usually, they communicate by grunting. Those are the associates. Finally, there are the analysts. Monkeys. Tons and tons of little monkeys. Not humans, just monkeys crawling all over each other and pulling lice out of each other's fur. Those are the analysts. ~ John Rolfe
Monkeys quotes by John Rolfe
For the long-limbed trees and watery landscape of Vancouver Island, read Hundreds and Thousands. Setting aside, who can resist a woman who lived in a caravan in Goldstream Park with a pack of dogs and a monkey and shunned the human race except to attend her own art openings? Only a genius could both paint and write my/her home. ~ Marjorie Celona
Monkeys quotes by Marjorie Celona
Spanish was weird that way: two words for monkeys, and esposas meant both wives and handcuffs. That said a lot. ~ Ann Aguirre
Monkeys quotes by Ann Aguirre
The feelings I had for my sister were jumbled together, like the monkeys in a barrel game we'd had as children. All the brightly colored monkeys with their curved arms tangled and entwined, so convoluted that it was almost impossible to separate them. ~ Karen White
Monkeys quotes by Karen White
You mean you want me to throw rocks at a bunch of monkeys in a tree in order to compete for food and prove that I, man, am the superior species? Chica," he said, clicking his tongue, "I've been waiting for an opportunity like this my whole life. ~ Jessica Khoury
Monkeys quotes by Jessica Khoury
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes. Two minutes. That's really not long enough to be sure you're alone on the Earth, even. That's like ... I walk outside, it's- there's not much traffic. "Oh, my God, it's just me! I'm gonna have sex with a monkey right now. Oh, no-there's a person." ~ Louis C.K.
Monkeys quotes by Louis C.K.
There's a time when things go out of tune. It's not all the time. It's not even a lot of the time. But it is some of the time. And then you have to deal with it all. Everything comes out wrong. You dream about goats and monkeys. People start to look at things wrong. Maybe you think the world looks squashed and flat. Maybe you get stones in the bulgar and you burn the smoked wheat. ~ Diana Abu-Jaber
Monkeys quotes by Diana Abu-Jaber
I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera. ~ David James
Monkeys quotes by David James
I believe in karma, I know you will never really be happy and that makes me very happy. It's time for you to call your stalking monkeys in from the barn before I drop a house on you! Be Gone! ~ Tracy Malone
Monkeys quotes by Tracy Malone
I have a toy poodle, Shadow. She's a little whippersnapper! And I love little monkeys. ~ Vanessa Hudgens
Monkeys quotes by Vanessa Hudgens
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. ~ Charles Barkley
Monkeys quotes by Charles Barkley
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty. He tried to pick up the twenty, and split them all. Then he lost his temper, scattered the peas in all directions and ran away ~ Leo Tolstoy
Monkeys quotes by Leo Tolstoy
If it has been revealed to man that the Almighty made him out of the dust of the earth, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, it is in vain to tell a Christian that man was originally a speck of albumen, and passed through the stages of monads and monkeys, before he attained his present intellectual preeminence. If it be a received truth that the Creator has repeatedly interposed in the government of the universe and displayed his immediate agency in miraculous interpositions, it is an insult to any reader to tell him that the being slumbers on his throne and rules under a "primal arrangement in his counsels," and "by a code of laws of unbending operation. ~ David Brewster
Monkeys quotes by David Brewster
Quite recently the human descent theory has been stigmatized as the 'gorilla theory of human ancestry.' All this despite the fact that Darwin himself, in the days when not a single bit of evidence regarding the fossil ancestors of man was recognized, distinctly stated that none of the known anthropoid apes, much less any of the known monkeys, should be considered in any way as ancestral to the human stock. ~ Henry Fairfield Osborn
Monkeys quotes by Henry Fairfield Osborn
Don't stop doing what you love.
Don't let your future be ruined by a bunch of loony sand monkeys. ~ Megan McCafferty
Monkeys quotes by Megan McCafferty
Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain't no monkey but I know what I like. ~ Bob Dylan
Monkeys quotes by Bob Dylan
I would love to work with Leonard Cohen, Tom Waits, B.B. King. I'd love to do something with Arctic Monkeys, Miles Kane, and The Last Shadow Puppets. If I got a call from Juliette Lewis or PJ Harvey, or Chrissie Hynde, that'd be a thrill. ~ Imelda May
Monkeys quotes by Imelda May
Then, of course, through the umbilical link we all tumble backwards down the spiralling DNA staircase to one common ancestor in Africa, and before that some bunch of curious monkeys. Down and down we go unto the sea, unto the dust, the single cellular dust. What impulse drove one cell to become two? What yearning pulled the fish on to the land? What caused apes to walk upright? Some invisible magnetic pull. Is there a difference between attraction and intention? Where is evolution taking us? ~ Russell Brand
Monkeys quotes by Russell Brand
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. ~ Terry Pratchett
Monkeys quotes by Terry Pratchett
Soon the maroon-throated howls would echo back from the other trees, father down the beach, until the whole jungle filled with roaring trees. As it was in the beginning, so it is every morning of the world. ~ Barbara Kingsolver
Monkeys quotes by Barbara Kingsolver
You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can. ~ Bruce Springsteen
Monkeys quotes by Bruce Springsteen
Y'all ever seen that 'monkeys typing in a room for eternity would eventually create the works of Shakespeare' quote? Well, one time Drew got high and stated, 'Wait, that happened already. We're monkeys, and space is eternity, and we typed, and it happened.' He insisted we put it in the book. ~ Trae Crowder
Monkeys quotes by Trae Crowder
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. ~ Tracy Morgan
Monkeys quotes by Tracy Morgan
No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys. ~ Ilona Andrews
Monkeys quotes by Ilona Andrews
To draw for a moment from an entirely different corner of my life, that part of me still attached to the biological sciences, there is ample evidence that animals - rats and monkeys, for example - that are forced into a subordinate status within their social systems adapt their brain chemistry accordingly, becoming 'depressed' in humanlike ways. Their behavior is anxious and withdrawn; the level of serotonin (the neurotransmitter boosted by some antidepressants) declines in their brains. And - what is especially relevant here - they avoid fighting even in self-defense ... My guess is that the indignities imposed on so many low-wage workers - the drug tests, the constant surveillance, being 'reamed out' by managers - are part of what keeps wages low. If you're made to feel unworthy enough, you may come to think that what you're paid is what you are actually worth. ~ Barbara Ehrenreich
Monkeys quotes by Barbara Ehrenreich
If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that one of them will come out with an exact version of the 'Iliad.' ~ Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Monkeys quotes by Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom.
"Look," I explained, "I'm sure those monkeys were just mad about something like being trapped in a cage or being forced to wear velvet vests and dance to accordion music. ~ Sloane Tanen
Monkeys quotes by Sloane Tanen
Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. ~ Sarah Rees Brennan
Monkeys quotes by Sarah Rees Brennan
We're the propaganda monkeys.
The digital download junkies.
The skunk smoking geezers
With an inflatable Jesus.
We're the kitsch and cool.
Divide and rule. ~ Harry Whitewolf
Monkeys quotes by Harry Whitewolf
Claim whatever you want. Say you only want a happy family or a successful career or a big house. I say: no, that's not what you want. You'll settle for those things, but you really want a monkey that does your evil bidding. Pullman is a genius just for this. ~ Maureen Johnson
Monkeys quotes by Maureen Johnson
Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey. ~ Nick Hornby
Monkeys quotes by Nick Hornby
I don't want to sound pretentious, but I love art, I like to go to museums, and I like to read books. ~ Rainn Wilson
Monkeys quotes by Rainn Wilson
I like animal sidekicks. They seem to be a pretty cool trope of post-apocalyptic fiction - just because if you're going to have this lone protagonist, they're going to need someone to talk to. Dogs are overused, and cats are dumb. So that leaves monkeys. ~ Brian K. Vaughan
Monkeys quotes by Brian K. Vaughan
Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs! ~ Tennessee Williams
Monkeys quotes by Tennessee Williams
Think about the animals used in product testing. Think about the monkeys shot into space. Without their death, their pain, without their sacrifice, we would have nothing. ~ Chuck Palahniuk
Monkeys quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
This is a really good circus. It has lions, tigers, dogs, monkeys and about any other animal act you can think of. There are a lot of great acts, and it's a two part, two hour show. ~ Howard Thompson
Monkeys quotes by Howard Thompson
The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the name. That's a blaxploitation movie. It had these incredible, bigger-than-life images of people who looked like I did. Or who looked like I wanted to look like. ~ Michael Jai White
Monkeys quotes by Michael Jai White
I could neither laugh with nor at the solemn utterances of men I esteemed ponderous asses; nor could I laugh, nor engage in my old-time lightsome persiflage, with the silly superficial chatterings of women, who, underneath all their silliness and softness, were as primitive, direct, and deadly in their pursuit of biological destiny as the monkeys women were before they shed their furry coats and replaced them with the furs of other animals. ~ Jack London
Monkeys quotes by Jack London
Children are all more or less little monkeys in that they imitate everything they see. If their mother treats them exactly as she does her visitors they in turn play "visitor" to perfection. Nothing hurts the feelings of children more than not being allowed to behave like grown persons when they think they are able. ~ Emily Post
Monkeys quotes by Emily Post
All right, funny man. Some of the shite I've seen in the last couple o' years makes AIDS monkeys sound downright sensible. ~ Garth Ennis
Monkeys quotes by Garth Ennis
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